huskymatt

We'll bring P4 lethals over! LMAO

Hopefully this will lighten the mood from the recent downtime. There are random screams! Do not wear earplugs! Enjoy! 
 
 

Thanks for sharing. Locked. 

In an honest and annoyed suggestion we shouldn't have to wait for the banning admin to talk to them especially if your a cop and there is 2 needed. (one for points and one for the ban)
 
I have been sitting in "Help! Ive been banned" for about 12 hours now got in contact with one of the admins and the other one is MIA. Personally I think someone who is higher then the admins such as a Dev, Community manager or even the Chief should be able to override it and deal with it in certain cases.

In Game Name: Agent Jake
Age: 18
Are you a member of the APD (rank): Cadet

Have you been banned on Asylum?: Never

Any previous Gangs: N/A
Arma 3 Total Hours: 1969 https://gyazo.com/40e737d8157a310f5a485eff67061f0b
Asylum hours: 200*
p.s. Mason give me brownie points?

TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!
 
thanks for including me  nice to see I'm still your wife...
 
@Sandwich traitor.

im touched i have been included

Hi, so I never introduced my self here before, even tho most if you know me or of me, i thought I may as well share my journey on asylum with you.  
So I have been playing asylum for about 2 years now, my journey really started when I met my first gang on S4, Team Berry, I met a great group of guys/gals and it's also how I got Introduced to the Asylum Community, from there I joined the APD also.
Now to start I was a active rebel, at the time Team berry, NV, DS, MOB,420x etc were the main gangs pretty much, it was a hella lot of fun doing banks, feds, cartels, Fighting eachother etc, and I made alot of good friends, unfortunately the rebel life got boring, and I was introduced to the APD.
For the first month or so my illness started to develop, I was not so addicted to playing Cop, and still playing as a rebel, then my illness got worse, the Career cop in me started to develop, this I blame on all my friends who were also career cops.
A little while later, I had left Team berry and took a little break from asylum, I came back and I met a great group of people, who I am glad to call my friends, I met this gang called "Ratz"..and oh boy..my illness was back, trust me to join P4s finest gang of Career cops! You know it's true lads.
But before I joined ratz, I met my long lost brother @Bear 2.0, my cop ratio went from 100% to 46%, we played all day long and late into the mornings, again and again for weeks, and we formed a friendship no one could break, you fuck with my bear, I'll fuck with you, I got his back, kk.
Anyway I pursuaded him to join ratz also, and so from then on our journey started, we played civ for a while, but being a constable in a gang of Cororals, sgts and LT's, hearing about all those spicy memes that only Sgt+ get to see Triggered me, so for the first time I applied for corporal, and I was promoted, by now my illness had completely taken me, I was now a career cop, I worked my ass of and 3 months later, I was promoted to Sergeant, it was not something I expected, and @Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz kinda almost made me want to quit when he said I was getting demoted because of some RDM report etc, thank god he was just fucking with me! You got me good.
You will normally see me around on Precinct 4/server 4, I patrol every where but I always visit Kavala when it needs cleaning up.
So thanks to everyone for making my time in the APD and on asylum Enjoyable and fun, love you guys. <3
And thankyou to anone who took the time to read any if what I wrote, I know its long, have a nice day!
@Bear 2.0@Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz @Skull @Innateocean @mast @Term @Ron Johnson @Clockwerk @Marco @Sandwich @Voni @Spag @MoralityVII @Crunchedd  @MR. COW @Coyote @Billy @NotSoNutty @Painbringa112 @CrossFade @huskymatt @Survivalizer @The Monopoly Man @DarkKnight @Flameless @MnM Skittles @Maxime @ColtonB205 @Rosie @william  @Eli  @Mr. Brown @Hav0k  @killer11          So many of you who have made it enjoyable for me in the APD! I am sorry if I missed anyone .
 
For all my Haters.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

@Innateocean is a meme. This is final. In this video, you will hear a lovely song sung by your's truly, @Ron Johnson. I got help writing this song from @Biground (Mason).
It took us a total of 35 minutes to complete the lyrics for the whole song.
THIS VIDEO IS ONLY TO BE TAKEN AS A JOKE. INNATE IS A REAL CHILL GUY <3

VIDEO IS CURRENTLY BLOCKED IN THE U.K.
SORRY MATES, BUT YOU HAVE TO USE A DIFFERENT IP  
 
Special Shoutout to:
@tacos771
@Adam0811
@James.Anderson
@Maaqs
@DS_Billy
@Luke SwagWalker
and of course the man himself,
@Innateocean
 
I am not responsible for any damages to your ears.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
 
"Lyrics:"
When you get corporal rank but your name is Innate
When you initiate on people you don’t use your brain
When you feel so salt, but you can’t quit
Mistaken Birth
 
When the screams start streaming in TeamSpeak
When you wonder why you have no money
When you lose 7 hummingbirds in a single day
Was it still worth?
 
Bullets will find your skull
Crash and ignite your bones
And I will try to hit you
 
High in the sky, on in my restraints
Messaging me your constant complaints
But if you die you’ll never know
Just what you’re worth
 
Bullets will find your skull
Crash and ignite your bones
And I will try to hit you
 
Flashbangs flash, in your face
When you lose another bird you seem to just replace
Flashbangs flash, in your face
And I
 
Flashbangs flash, in your face
I promise you I will crash your bird into your own face
Flashbangs flash, in your face
And I
 
Bullets will find your skull
Crash and ignite your bones
And I will try to hit you

@Zoex @Olio No invite? okay. 
I'm just a pleb. 

We love you @Norwegianviking
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJMNgGpNEzk&feature=youtu.be
1 like = no corp 4 william
<3 u @william

Think you should rename the title to "How to be a potato" 

 

First of all, Change your signature.  I don't like having a seizure while i'm reading...

Heard you got banned for a while!?!? 

Dat RDM