iFox Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 (edited) It has come to my attention that people of this community are unaware, or unable to intelligently make a good post. This brings to light a lot of issues caused by this "Shitposting" and shitposters alike. With that said, I present to you, iFox's Guide To A Good Post. After reading this tutorial, you'll be well equipped with everything you need to know to make an informative, structured, significant post to better the community. This guide is created with the intent to prevent the spread of incurable disease we know as AIDS, which is widely caused by Asylum's shitposting. Section I: Shitposts Let me start off by giving the community the definition of a Shitpost: -Credit to: Urban Dictionary With that in mind, while making a post, think to yourself these three things: Is my post constructive? Does it present a solution to a problem, or is it just a complaint? Am I well informed on the subject, or am I pulling shit from my ass? Am I going to offend everyone and anyone with this post? Have I called out a person in particular with this post? If you've answered yes, to any, or all of the above questions, your post will most likely be classed as a "Shitpost" and promptly locked, or shit on by the public. Now, let's see an example of a "Shitpost" Section II: Good Posts What is a good post? This is where Urban Dictionary lets us down Can we define it? Yes, we can, and we will! A good post is one that is well thought out, has meaning, offers solutions, and does all this in a respectable, and kind manner. Let's see an example of a "Good Post" shall we? This post is well thought out, gives MANY suggestions, and is done very respectfully without name calling, or bashing at individuals or groups. Well done, Good Poster. When attempting to make a "Good Post", ask yourself these questions: Is my post constructive, or helpful? Is my post in any way, shape, or form, disrespectful? Is there anything I can add to my post to support my argument or topic? By asking yourself this before posting, you will ensure you reach your good posting. Now, Try it for yourself! Post here with your "Good Posts" and have the community judge your progress. Thank you for taking the time to read "iFox's Guide To A Good Post" and I hope that you take this information in quickly, and apply it to your everyday posting. Note To Admins: You have my full permissions to sticky this thread, or copy/move to the guides section if necessary. Edited April 11, 2016 by Overly Aggressive iFox George, Jaylen Sarrett, Le Razoir and 6 others like this Link to comment
Volunteer281 Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Overly Aggressive iFox said: Note To Admins: You have my full permissions to sticky this thread, or copy/move to the guides section if necessary. Thank you for your permission Vash, Bersabee, Alex:) and 2 others like this Link to comment
Goldberg Attorney at Law Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 Bersabee, Badboy, Alex:) and 3 others like this Link to comment
iFox Posted April 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 Just now, Volunteer281 said: Thank you for your permission Anything that I can do to better the community, sir. Thank you for your acknowledgement. Alex:) and HotWings like this Link to comment
iFox Posted April 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 Side Note: if anyone has any questions on shitposting, please message @Goldberg Attorney at Law He is an expert on the subject, and has much experience. Goldberg Attorney at Law, Vash, Big Fred and 1 other like this Link to comment
Volunteer281 Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 Just now, Goldberg Attorney at Law said: Sweet socks with sandals bro. Link to comment
George Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 Very nice sir. iFox likes this Link to comment
Alex:) Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 +1 please pin helped me alot! Link to comment
Axe Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Overly Aggressive iFox said: Side Note: if anyone has any questions on shitposting, please message @Goldberg Attorney at Law He is an expert on the subject, and has much experience. Can confirm He exposed this gif to me Edited April 11, 2016 by Axe Goldberg Attorney at Law and Vash like this Link to comment
Beef... Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/q96FkXe.jpg Link to comment
Goldberg Attorney at Law Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Axe said: Can confirm He exposed this gif to me Link to comment
Yung Kali-G Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Writes a guide on how to make a good post, has less likes than posts. Link to comment
Scott Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Using hub's post as an example for a "good post". Fucking terrible thread -1 HotWings likes this Link to comment
iFox Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 7 minutes ago, Khaliq Fahid said: Writes a guide on how to make a good post, has less likes than posts. 1. It's facetious 2. Half my posts are denying scrubs from the APD 3. The other half are failing scrubs on their Ride-Along George and HotWings like this Link to comment
hamsham12 Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 I normally try to follow these guidelines when posting: 1. Be an annoying cunt. 2. Be a sarcastic cunt. 3. Make fun of Weebs/Weaboos or any formation of those. 4. Try to ridicule Gnashes at least once in a thread. 5. Make sure what you type is really edgy and cool. 6. Attack Krypton. 7. Throw in at least ONE meme now heres a picture of krypton Chau, Frizzy, Yung Kali-G and 2 others like this Link to comment
iFox Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Just now, hamsham12 said: I normally try to follow these guidelines when posting: 1. Be an annoying cunt. 2. Be a sarcastic cunt. 3. Make fun of Weebs/Weaboos or any formation of those. 4. Try to ridicule Gnashes at least once in a thread. 5. Make sure what you type is really edgy and cool. 6. Attack Krypton. 7. Throw in at least ONE meme now heres a picture of krypton This is a prime example of a "Good Post". Please take after Hamsham while posting on the Asylum forums. Thank you for reading the guide, Hamsham. You are taking steps to better this community. Link to comment
hamsham12 Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Just now, Overly Aggressive iFox said: This is a prime example of a "Good Post". Please take after Hamsham while posting on the Asylum forums. Thank you for reading the guide, Hamsham. You are taking steps to better this community. tyty Link to comment
Gatorade Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Next , you should make a guide on how to get demoted in the APD iFox and Frizzy like this Link to comment
iFox Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Sugarfoot said: Next , you should make a guide on how to get demoted in the APD That one is a bit more advanced. Start with the smaller steps. Link to comment
Frizzy Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 (edited) 7 hours ago, Sugarfoot said: Next , you should make a guide on how to get demoted in the APD @Overly Aggressive iFox Maybe you and @Beef can tag team that "how to" post. When I log in as cop I try to be like you guys so much I wish you would teach the general public and myself some pointers. #agreewithsugarfoot Edited April 12, 2016 by TeamFrizzy Beef... likes this Link to comment
Midamaru Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 8 hours ago, Sugarfoot said: Next , you should make a guide on how to get demoted in the APD Stealing an orca, throwing fugitives off towers and ramming a hummingbird into 8 man did it for me Link to comment
Frizzy Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 11 minutes ago, Midamaru said: Stealing an orca, throwing fugitives off towers and ramming a hummingbird into 8 man did it for me That's it? Lightweight......lol Link to comment
Midamaru Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 5 minutes ago, TeamFrizzy said: That's it? Lightweight......lol Plenty more.. But they don't know Link to comment
Frizzy Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Midamaru said: Plenty more.. But they don't know Keeping secrets. Illuminati confirmed! Hows the break going bro? Planning on coming back soon? Link to comment
Midamaru Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 48 minutes ago, TeamFrizzy said: Keeping secrets. Illuminati confirmed! Hows the break going bro? Planning on coming back soon? Not comming back to asylum, maybe identity. I asked bamf to perm ban me irreversibily. Else i wouldn't be able to Link to comment
Reformed epTic Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Instructions unclear, posted gay porn in SGT chat. iFox, Big Fred and HotWings like this Link to comment
Frizzy Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 4 hours ago, epTic said: Instructions unclear, posted gay porn in SGT chat. #Legend I heard he was told he has no balls though.......you can't tell a man that.....after further APD like investigation this man @Overly Aggressive iFox does indeed have balls (no homo) iFox likes this Link to comment
iFox Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 These are all very good posts. I am thrilled that the community is taking steps in the right direction. Frizzy likes this Link to comment
HotWings Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, Overly Aggressive iFox said: These are all very good posts. I am thrilled that the community is taking steps in the right direction. Yew wut m9 Link to comment
Gatorade Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 15 hours ago, Overly Aggressive iFox said: That one is a bit more advanced. Start with the smaller steps. Im surprised he got demoted for that, most of the APD likes dicks in there ass anyways - you think they would have promoted him further Frizzy likes this Link to comment
Beef... Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 14 hours ago, TeamFrizzy said: @Overly Aggressive iFox Maybe you and @Beef can tag team that "how to" post. When I log in as cop I try to be like you guys so much I wish you would teach the general public and myself some pointers. #agreewithsugarfoot I never got fuckin demoted! Frizzy likes this Link to comment
iFox Posted April 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 6 hours ago, Beef said: I never got fuckin demoted! mmmmmhm. Link to comment
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