Atlas1

God bless. 
We still need the M4 Sorcherer for when Kavala gets too hectic.

I think its a stupid idea and shoulnt be added. <3

Asylum still has to upgrade to 64 bit 

Looking into this.. If you're still waiting when I get home... I'll interview you myself.. Please take this time to review the documents that were linked in your application. 
Thank you for being patient. 

You guys tease, but this information is actually helpful for newer players.
When I was making my legal/illegal gun guide, I got so many requests for images of what all the guns look like (because newer players couldn't distinguish an SDAR from a Katiba etc.)  It may be easy for you vets, but if you're a new player or a career cop I promise you won't have the time to inspect a suicide vest up close before you turn into minced meat ; )

Hey come on now, there's no reason to create a forum post on a guy that could possibly get Witch Hunted.
It's understandable that he's applying to several gangs simply due to the fact that most of them have very high requirements and in the end most of the time you'll get denied.
Come on

Damn....
That guy is desperate.  

I like the new walls around cocaine. Did Trump build them?

All the servers have now been updated. As for 64bit executables on the server, Paratus is hoping to get it done yet this week (no guarantees), BUT this just depends on how big of a job it will be to convert everything over....and the issues with the below starting to unfold.
Paratus is aware of the following issues with the update:
Spawning in giving you a random loadout. Houses placed by Devs can not be opened. Cocaine pit suddenly has a wall around it. AIs being created when leaving the server. (BI ISSUE - per BI Dev)  

It's one or the other man

Another montage of my death...

@Innateocean is a meme. This is final. In this video, you will hear a lovely song sung by your's truly, @Ron Johnson. I got help writing this song from @Biground (Mason).
It took us a total of 35 minutes to complete the lyrics for the whole song.
THIS VIDEO IS ONLY TO BE TAKEN AS A JOKE. INNATE IS A REAL CHILL GUY <3

VIDEO IS CURRENTLY BLOCKED IN THE U.K.
SORRY MATES, BUT YOU HAVE TO USE A DIFFERENT IP  
 
Special Shoutout to:
@tacos771
@Adam0811
@James.Anderson
@Maaqs
@DS_Billy
@Luke SwagWalker
and of course the man himself,
@Innateocean
 
I am not responsible for any damages to your ears.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
 
"Lyrics:"
When you get corporal rank but your name is Innate
When you initiate on people you don’t use your brain
When you feel so salt, but you can’t quit
Mistaken Birth
 
When the screams start streaming in TeamSpeak
When you wonder why you have no money
When you lose 7 hummingbirds in a single day
Was it still worth?
 
Bullets will find your skull
Crash and ignite your bones
And I will try to hit you
 
High in the sky, on in my restraints
Messaging me your constant complaints
But if you die you’ll never know
Just what you’re worth
 
Bullets will find your skull
Crash and ignite your bones
And I will try to hit you
 
Flashbangs flash, in your face
When you lose another bird you seem to just replace
Flashbangs flash, in your face
And I
 
Flashbangs flash, in your face
I promise you I will crash your bird into your own face
Flashbangs flash, in your face
And I
 
Bullets will find your skull
Crash and ignite your bones
And I will try to hit you

Only person I know who left to get a ethernet cable and came back with a new truck. T.T

Asylum's favorite Canadian, @HapHazard (that's right Paratus, I said it) retired today.
Hap was Asylum's longest standing admin to date. He's spent countless hours working to improve and maintain the community. He's probably locked more threads than most of us have read. He's always been an affable and reasonable guy to deal with, he's always been fair-minded and seemingly immune to the pettiness and caprice that too often characterize interactions with internet authority figures.
Hap is truly one of the good ones so let's send him off right with fond memories, cherished threads that he locked, and whatever else you feel like including.
 
 I'll start things off with the fact that Hap is currently the subject of Asylum's only, longstanding portmanteau: the haplock. 
@Kowalski made this excellent video which sums up the origin of the term.
 
And even after all these years his post history hasn't changed much 

Aside from Hap's fondness for locking threads, he also holds the record for either the best or worst jet landing in Asylum history, managing to basically ram into a pile of garbage, Jigawatt's helicopter, and the ground, yet he still managed to survive. 
 
He's also super Canadian. By searching for "Maple Syrup" in discord, Haphazard's name pops up more than a dozen times, including at least two stories about an $18,000,000 maple syrup heist. 

Anyway, Hap, it's been an absolutely pleasure buddy. All the best. o7
 

@SPC Brian Whom I believe is Officer Bill in game, he is an excellent rper and a frankly one of the only cops I look forward to getting processed by when I'm out doing stupid stuff. Would like to see this man promoted!

I don't really wanna go into all the stories but S4 cops are the best.
And let me apologize for all of the assholes who treat the cops like shit. Lord knows they ain't gonna apologize for themselves.
 

 
Pic related. Officer Baker didn't impound the car because "it took dedication to do that".
 
 
 
 

Give rebels downing .50's and all will be fair

Your in-game name: (IFRIT) Mitch
Officers you are reporting in-game name: Officer Bill, Corporal Atlas
Rules that the officers have broken: They RP'd, created a story line, ensured safety, and provided inclusive and immersive game play. 
Time and date of the incident: 3-14-2017 0030 hrs
Server: #2
Description of the situation/incident: See video
Any evidence to support:  
Are we allowed to share any of the evidence with the officers: Yes
 
@SPC Brian 
@Josh97
 
I know it's long. But RP has been hard to find as of late. My wife was actually sleeping in the next room over, so Officer Bill, I appreciated you taking the lead on the RP as i had to be very quite. You both did great and i really appreciate it. 

There should be a list of the top ten most wanted players on the server that any bounty hunter can arrest. The most wanted list. Other than that, bounty hunters should be able to choose their four bounties from a list. However, to make things less griefy, there needs to be a threshold implemented for what constitutes a player being able to be hunted by bounty hunters. If your bounty is under 10k, you shouldn't be able to be harassed by BHs, only the cops, lol. As the system is right now its obviously broken because all anybody ever does is bounty hunt and they go after players with 2k bounties which just pisses people off and there is no point for having possible bounties that low other than to grief new spawns. 
 
TL;DR 
Make minimum bounty level requirement for BH to hunt be at least 10k, no more small, worthless bounties pls. 

That and getting a talent so you dont get bounties less than x amount would also be amazing. Nothing sucks more than getting 4 bounties worth combined less than 15k 

I can see it now...
CNN Headlines
"13 year old terrorists blow up Chuck-E-Cheese, chant F S A before explosion"

So basically, this is the FSA child army?
GL