But you can...you can make cops go to rebel for almost anything. You can make cops go to cartels for almost anything. You can make cops seize gun during combat. You can make cops have unlimited lives so it's wave 27 zombies during any engangement, you can make any Sgt+ in the APD make it feel like they have a job when it comes to activities/hours a month.
Oh wait, you've already done all that.
I still don't agree with Gubber though, he's a big fat dummy head.