LegacyIs Better

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Kavala square is the Asylum, I am an out-patient that checks in daily, sometimes I think I am an EMT, sometimes I think I am a bounty hunter, sometimes a thug, all in my head.

this server needs a Asylum for the Asylum server

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Why are APD so retarded? Like no joke, do you have to show your special needs certificate to join. APD officers are some the most autistic and brain dead people I met. If there was an IQ that requires a triple digit score APD would surely fail, not just that the IQ requirement for an APD officer is 100> and people with higher IQ are rarely seen on the force. Beef and Obu Obu are some of the most blatant degenerates and there is much more to be named. @Kernikov on the other side hides his autism very well and has the superior IQ to his fellows officers (95). Picture below show that APD officers cant walk and shoot at the same time due to lack of focus and neurons in their brain (neurons might be too hard of a word for them)
Chief of Police Clint Beastwood @Clint Beastwood (down below for APD viewers) 

How to fix this problem?
We need people like Nick Crompton (seen below) who cleanse Kavala of cops and undesirables . If APD is to be sent away to Stratis the average IQ of Altis might surpass 55.
(Nick Crompton Cleaning up Kavala)                                    Nick Crompton Stepping out of his Ifrit
             
Crompton Firing at the unsuspecting APD officers.  

 
  

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Ladies and gentlemen of Altis.
Boris is proud to present the Redgull Roleplay challenge.
Earn yourself money for bringing roleplay back to Asylum.
How does it work?
You have to record a video of you roleplaying around a certain theme, and the best video as voted by the community wins 500k, provided courtesy of the asylum administration.
The theme is "Redgull". You could be a redgull salesman, a redgull can collector, a redgull PR rep, absolutely anything. Go out and roleplay. Engage people. As a cop or civ. Make some entertaining content. That's all you gotta do.
There's no rules on video length, it could be a minute or five. (None over 10 minutes though, condense it if you want to.)
You'll have a week to submit videos and then voting will take place via forum poll. It's that easy.
Go get redgullin' fellas.
 
SOME CLARIFICATIONS! 
Please DM me with your completed video once you’re ready to enter! 
The video must have been recorded after this post was made! We will check! No old videos! 

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Good Morning Asylum,
I had some fun today, anyone else?  100/100 on Server 2 and 86/100 on Server 1 at our peak.  We haven't had those numbers in some time...
We appreciate your efforts in helping us stress test.  We learned an absolute ton during this process, so thanks again to the community for your help.
 
We have made the same changes to Server 1 that Server 2 had today.  Some of you may have noticed that Server 2, while it still wasn't without its issues, it was rather smooth during game play.  Even when, it would normally kick everyone, it did what it could to sort itself out.  It even was able to recover and hold on during some intense fights.  Still I had to restart the server once (due to MS updates ) but it wasn't due to code.
 
We went a step further with Server 1 and made some changes that will definitely need further testing.  So, for the rest of the day today we ask that the community fill up Server 1 as much as possible while we test these changes.  
 
Lets have some fun!

As a Medic player I would like to see a therisa spawn for us medics to help all the people getting massmurded at the peninsula 

In Arma Asylum Life, we see many different ways to get money whether it being illegal or legal is the factor most important. You see illegal jobs getting much more money and therefore attracting the general public including new players. New players either being confused by the process of Drugs or being camped, killed, or arrested can distress, and ultimately the grind may be too much. I was thinking of an investment system that is completely legal that could also open up SO MUCH for the asylum servers. Investing in the DMV or Oil Cartel or whatever and based on how much people spend there, people make money (very much like how cartels work but individually). You could even expand this to people capitalizing on important resources and selling them and making a business out of a home, (like a gang but the legal version) and investors could make money off of those people, more so furthering the RP of Asylum. It would even balance it self out, people that have good business will get majority stock holders rather than people who are just trying to get rich quick and fall out who wont get investors because of untrustworthy business. One way we could do this is say we up the price of guns legal and illegal. Make gun parts for illegal weapons to different resources (legal instead of coke) and then sell them to people through markets, once sold, money goes directly to house where if people are investing and holding % stocks, they get that % of the sale automatically into their mail box where they then have to go retrieve it (making this dangerous as well for people may start camping mail outlets more). On top of increasing RP and a whole new branch of talents and ways to acquire money, this also brings players to the game with a more real way of making cash. Also being able to buy items from other players just makes the game even more RP like, and is fun for everyone. THIS ALSO brings in the idea of money laundering. Now drug lords and cartels can even be more RP like. Gang leaders can own a fake business and if cops investigate money they have or weapons - business. This of course is honestly something I have just thought of now and would need to be worked on (the money laundering thing) 
 
I doubt this will make it to asylum, but the closest thing you guys have to it right now is the Asylum Exchange and Lottery, hopefully we can bring at least the investments in.
 
Thank you for reading 
-Legacy Is Better

In Arma Asylum Life, we see many different ways to get money whether it being illegal or legal is the factor most important. You see illegal jobs getting much more money and therefore attracting the general public including new players. New players either being confused by the process of Drugs or being camped, killed, or arrested can distress, and ultimately the grind may be too much. I was thinking of an investment system that is completely legal that could also open up SO MUCH for the asylum servers. Investing in the DMV or Oil Cartel or whatever and based on how much people spend there, people make money (very much like how cartels work but individually). You could even expand this to people capitalizing on important resources and selling them and making a business out of a home, (like a gang but the legal version) and investors could make money off of those people, more so furthering the RP of Asylum. It would even balance it self out, people that have good business will get majority stock holders rather than people who are just trying to get rich quick and fall out who wont get investors because of untrustworthy business. One way we could do this is say we up the price of guns legal and illegal. Make gun parts for illegal weapons to different resources (legal instead of coke) and then sell them to people through markets, once sold, money goes directly to house where if people are investing and holding % stocks, they get that % of the sale automatically into their mail box where they then have to go retrieve it (making this dangerous as well for people may start camping mail outlets more). On top of increasing RP and a whole new branch of talents and ways to acquire money, this also brings players to the game with a more real way of making cash. Also being able to buy items from other players just makes the game even more RP like, and is fun for everyone. THIS ALSO brings in the idea of money laundering. Now drug lords and cartels can even be more RP like. Gang leaders can own a fake business and if cops investigate money they have or weapons - business. This of course is honestly something I have just thought of now and would need to be worked on (the money laundering thing) 
 
I doubt this will make it to asylum, but the closest thing you guys have to it right now is the Asylum Exchange and Lottery, hopefully we can bring at least the investments in.
 
Thank you for reading 
-Legacy Is Better

In Arma Asylum Life, we see many different ways to get money whether it being illegal or legal is the factor most important. You see illegal jobs getting much more money and therefore attracting the general public including new players. New players either being confused by the process of Drugs or being camped, killed, or arrested can distress, and ultimately the grind may be too much. I was thinking of an investment system that is completely legal that could also open up SO MUCH for the asylum servers. Investing in the DMV or Oil Cartel or whatever and based on how much people spend there, people make money (very much like how cartels work but individually). You could even expand this to people capitalizing on important resources and selling them and making a business out of a home, (like a gang but the legal version) and investors could make money off of those people, more so furthering the RP of Asylum. It would even balance it self out, people that have good business will get majority stock holders rather than people who are just trying to get rich quick and fall out who wont get investors because of untrustworthy business. One way we could do this is say we up the price of guns legal and illegal. Make gun parts for illegal weapons to different resources (legal instead of coke) and then sell them to people through markets, once sold, money goes directly to house where if people are investing and holding % stocks, they get that % of the sale automatically into their mail box where they then have to go retrieve it (making this dangerous as well for people may start camping mail outlets more). On top of increasing RP and a whole new branch of talents and ways to acquire money, this also brings players to the game with a more real way of making cash. Also being able to buy items from other players just makes the game even more RP like, and is fun for everyone. THIS ALSO brings in the idea of money laundering. Now drug lords and cartels can even be more RP like. Gang leaders can own a fake business and if cops investigate money they have or weapons - business. This of course is honestly something I have just thought of now and would need to be worked on (the money laundering thing) 
 
I doubt this will make it to asylum, but the closest thing you guys have to it right now is the Asylum Exchange and Lottery, hopefully we can bring at least the investments in.
 
Thank you for reading 
-Legacy Is Better

In Arma Asylum Life, we see many different ways to get money whether it being illegal or legal is the factor most important. You see illegal jobs getting much more money and therefore attracting the general public including new players. New players either being confused by the process of Drugs or being camped, killed, or arrested can distress, and ultimately the grind may be too much. I was thinking of an investment system that is completely legal that could also open up SO MUCH for the asylum servers. Investing in the DMV or Oil Cartel or whatever and based on how much people spend there, people make money (very much like how cartels work but individually). You could even expand this to people capitalizing on important resources and selling them and making a business out of a home, (like a gang but the legal version) and investors could make money off of those people, more so furthering the RP of Asylum. It would even balance it self out, people that have good business will get majority stock holders rather than people who are just trying to get rich quick and fall out who wont get investors because of untrustworthy business. One way we could do this is say we up the price of guns legal and illegal. Make gun parts for illegal weapons to different resources (legal instead of coke) and then sell them to people through markets, once sold, money goes directly to house where if people are investing and holding % stocks, they get that % of the sale automatically into their mail box where they then have to go retrieve it (making this dangerous as well for people may start camping mail outlets more). On top of increasing RP and a whole new branch of talents and ways to acquire money, this also brings players to the game with a more real way of making cash. Also being able to buy items from other players just makes the game even more RP like, and is fun for everyone. THIS ALSO brings in the idea of money laundering. Now drug lords and cartels can even be more RP like. Gang leaders can own a fake business and if cops investigate money they have or weapons - business. This of course is honestly something I have just thought of now and would need to be worked on (the money laundering thing) 
 
I doubt this will make it to asylum, but the closest thing you guys have to it right now is the Asylum Exchange and Lottery, hopefully we can bring at least the investments in.
 
Thank you for reading 
-Legacy Is Better

Good luck

Good Luck