Eazy'sAltPlzNoBan

Just so happens that a lead dribbler position has opened up. 

@MoralityVII's FSA Application.

back at it again with Aleec Spazeed getting his entire gang caught at the fed just like the old times

Some clips of being a bot as usual before i go on holiday. Happy holiday ya toxic fucks.
Ps: feel free to roast, that's what the interwebs is for.
@Blacky is the man in the beginning <3

Hey Asylum and Community,
 
 I am sorry for my disappearance back a bit ago. I was in a very bad car wreck and had to relearn a lot of stuff. Normal day to day functions and how to communicate without a 2 year old speech problem.  I wanted to personally come by and tell everyone I do feel horrible for just up and disappearing I know we all have/had some great times and was looking forward to many more.
 
However I am back now and plan on giving asylum my full time again. Slowly getting back into the move of the game and role playing. I hope to see some of yall on the field.
To My Cops - I hope to continue serving with you as I am not a civi or EMT player. But I will know more later when I get to speak with Cap and who ever is running stuff these days.

Really though?

delete your account please

Its comming home

once again the prison is utter shit, ive now spent 2 and a half hours in jail from a 45min sentence because the server keeps crashing... also whose idea was it to wipe the bounty when you get broken out of jail? sick of it. rebels including myself love building up a bounty, I literally only ever want people to break me out of prison if I have a high bounty. @Roicesb had a 750k bounty and we broke him out after a long and gruelling fight with the cops.... now he only has a 10k bounty. but at least we saved him 10 mins of his time... pointless. another terrible decision nobody asked for...
I hope it's not intentional that you have to sit your entire jail sentence without logging out or it resets. 

not strictly open just a group of friends. so don't bother applying unless you know people in the gang cheers. and we are also pretty inactive on arma so don't bother if you're looking for an active gang cheers.
recruitment post is only for propaganda 

My legacy shall live on.... I am glad I said that. *sigh, sips on tea* Fucking brilliant how things play out.

I am CompTIA Security+ Certified. So, make me a developer and I will get them running right. VOTE ME AS THE NEXT DEVELOPER!

this forum is just one giant complaint forum

Credit to @Jimbo for giving me the idea

No

ヌ | Betrayal
Requirements 
- 1000+ Hours on arma 3
- Understand Tactical Communications
- Follow Server Rules
- Understand/Be Able To Make Money On Your Own
- Must Have A Mic And The Ts3 Client
Format
- In-Game Name:
- Age:
- Location/Timezone:
- Hours On Arma 3 [Screenshot Required]:
- Previous Gangs:
-Any Current Members That Could Vouch For You?:
Roster
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GGeR3IqW0dR5xa52XqCEhRLQRaNRephta-hNfTRvhCQ/edit?usp=sharing

just me that doesn't understand what any of this means?
 

this was almost as funny as amy schumer.

#Unban Nickis

Hello,
So @Ba-KA and I have been  brainstorming some new ideas (mostly @Ba-KA) and we are very excited about some of them. That being said before we roll these out and start testing/executing them we would like to set up some ground rules so that incidents in the past don't repeat themselves.
Deazy's GROUND RULES
Events are meant to be fun for EVERYONE, not just one faction/team/group.   If you stumble upon an event (unlikely, but it does happen), turn around or risk death APD Officers/White-listed individuals are held to a higher standard (Always have, always will). Always act PROFESSIONAL  Always act COURTEOUS AGAIN, you are held to a higher standard, good rule of thumb, if you have to ask, its probably not okay. No pop shoots / Shooting before the event starts No killing/downing anyone waiting to partake Its okay to talk shit, we highly recommend it, but LISTEN to instructions. There will likely be an "Event Coordinator".  Most the time its @Ba-KA when I host them, but some support members are likely helping as well.  Listen to them. Their names will have "event" in them.   Impersonators will be kicked and asked to change their names Event STARTS and ENDS with an admin message.  The zues bolts you hear are the sounds of someone(s) being killed. No excessive trolling.  Events are meant to be FUN for EVERYONE. *This is not meant to be an exhausted list of ground rules for events, and each admin might have their own; however, this is a BASIC list of guidelines I have made to help ensure events go a lot smoother.
 
Failure to follow these will likely result in your death and/or followed by a BAN, because again, events are meant to be FUN for EVERYONE.
A friendly reminder that "Administrators have the right to place bans for things that are not necessarily written that we feel to be toxic or threatening to the community."
 
 TL;DR Don't be a Jerk, don't be an idiot, be patient, and listen to the instructions given.  

sorry i just miss schiang too much

Reapered couldn't manage to make a decent meme. Just like he couldn't manage to hold his rank in the APD. 

You deleted Nathans top quality meme and gave us this?

Nathans was better. Disappointed.