Spanky2060

who are you?

I'm not sure if this is the right place for this, but I've been thinking over this for the past 3 years and I finally have realized how much of a piece of shit I am. Now I know what many of you all are thinking right now, what could Spanky have possibly done wrong? Well, that's exactly what I'm going to tell you today. If there is one thing you should understand about me, is I am not the loving, caring, friendly, and responsible friend that you thought I was... I know many of you are some of my biggest fans and have been following me ever since I came to this server. I'm not going to mention any names, but people like @Farmer Steveand his brother@Bag Of Funyuns all have been big fans of me. So now let's get to the point. Approximately three years ago I did the unthinkable. Something so bad that I never thought I could ever be forgiven for. I was irresponsible. I was lazy. I was full of greed. And most of all I wasn't being caring towards my fellow Asylummates. I made Mohawks. Lots of them. More than anyone could ever have dreamed of. I became one of the richest people in the world... but it wasn't long until they find out... The unspeakable crime I committed I exploited making mohawks. When V2 was released, the developers made a small, but consequential mistake. They made the sell price of the crafted mohawks much higher than they should have, making crafting mohawks one of the most profitable ways to make money at the time. I cannot say this enough I am a piece of shit. I should have known when making the mohawks that it made way too much money. So, at the end of my rule break spree (of making mohawks) I was finally caught and given a PERMA BAN. I deserved it. I was banned by a hero. His name was Patato. He saved asylum from one of the worst crises it has ever had I was very upset at this ban so I appealed and he requested my presence on TS3. When he got to speak with me along with my accomplices, he was very angry and rightfully so. My selfishness and greed caused his Canadian thanksgiving to be ruined, tracking me and my accomplices down. I spoke to him in a very respectful tone and explained to him why I believed I was innocent (at the time now I know I was a piece of shit). This further angered him and he started screaming at me with a wrath of rage and again rightfully so. I have never seen someone so angry in my life. He was so yelling so loud I even heard his mother tell him to quiet down in the background. This angered him until the point where he said "you know what!" then the voice still echoes in my head until this day, I heard the TeamSpeak voice go "your rank has been revoked" I was blacklisted and kicked off of the APD. Tears were rolling down my face at this point. I lost the most valuable thing in my life my rank and a friend (patato). Then we were removed from the server. Shortly after that I got a message on my ban appeal saying I would be unbanned when it was patched. I was relieved. I was happy. I was reborn. I still had work to do. I sent my accomplice on a mission where he made a guide on the forums how to make mohawks. He showed the money it made and how he could now afford a private pilot with the mohawk money he made. The post was shortly taken down though... So, time went on and I finally was unbanned and today while I was drinking my morning coffee it occurred me that I should apologize to patato for me wasting his Canadian thanksgiving. I also want to thank him for granting me an unban. Now this short poem is directed towards patato Dear patato, Mohawks made me bad and I know you are sad You are the best man I ever had and if you ever come back to me I would be very glad. IM SORRY PATATO FOR EVERYTHING I DID Love, Spanky This picture of me starting off into the abyss was me reflecting on my life after the bad descisions I made This picture is me and my fellow associates being flown around by our private pilot This picture is of me realizing the destruction I caused This is a picture of me sitting in the mansion I was able to buy with the money I received

these pos were rdming anyways! they deserved it! I would've done the same!

yes it is about you stop lying you are just making yourself look bad and yes I do have one that is 100m

stop whining just because your ass doesn't know how to look for houses doesn't mean they are not out there. I literally bought a house 100m from purification factory on the market. They are there, you are just lazy!

yes yah yah yah said the one who got demoted from staff

settle down, settle down it's not that deep I know this is the only thing y'all do in life so I understand if you would get a bit salty if you have to sit in jail for two hours, but hey maybe if the server was like it used to be (longer jail times) you wouldn't have retired from staff 🤔

The truth is jail time was much longer years ago and the server was also much better. Let's also face the fact that having over a 250k bounty is very rare. What deters people from committing crimes now? Trick question nothing. Nobody ever plays as cop and if cops are on, they all run in one big convoy, limiting the number of people they can catch. Then once they finally get someone, say they have a 75k bounty they have no reason to pay the ticket if they can just sit in jail for 10 minutes. The current jail system is absolute garbage and makes playing on the server a nightmare. I feel like i'm playing gmod darkrp where everyone's running with guns out, no cops in sight. It defeats the whole purpose of rp. Because frankly there is no consequences if people get arrested by the police. Along with it how easy it is to get money now makes the whole police concept a joke. It's an RP server not a KOTH

go back to garry's mod if you want short prison sentences pussy Yep, that's exactly what it will do, there is no fun in this game when you have a $ 234903430312498 bounty get arrested, process plates for 10 minutes and get out.

wa wa wa cry me a river!

Let's just face the truth, the jail times now are a complete joke. There is literally no incentive to keep a low bounty. I remember way back when, when people actually were scared to commit crimes because of the substantially longer jail times. The max jail time used to be 45 minutes and I believe that's still a bit too short. The only issue with the old system is the jail times weren't really to scale, you'd have a 45-minute jail sentence whether you had a 40k bounty or a $500,000 bounty. The new jail times should be something more like ... 250K+ 2 hours 200k+ 1 hr 30 minutes 150k+ 1 hr 15 minutes 100k+ 1 hour 75k+ 45 min 50k+ 40 min 25k+ 30 min 15k + 25 min 0-15k 15 min Along with this, there should be a rework in the plate system. For example, if you produce plates constantly while in prison it should only be able to take off at max half of your sentence. Along with this make it so plates not only reduce your time in jail, but also your bail price. Not necessarily your bounty, but add a new thing for when you are in prison called bail price and that along with time reduces as you prdouce more plates Now for all you whiny pos who are going to complain about this, long ago there were larger jail sentences, yet the player base was much higher. Making longer sentences won't deter people from playing it'll deter people running around and initiating on people for little reason. This will also bring power away from the huge gangs on the server (which is much needed) and give it more to the police. The servers not fun when people are just running around town with MK's shooting people with no repercussions. Just because you all are trash and get caught doesn't everyone else does. This will also make it more fun to have high bountys

lol spanky destroys you at every cartel

lol who are you?

I don't like farmer steve

wipe the server wipe the server wipe the server move bounty hunter shops back in the city re-add parole re-add pardon when cops lethal make money actually hard to get remake skip tracer a redzone re-add turning in bountys at courthouse re-implement the old scotch system add more benefits to play as cop because no one plays as it anymore make money hard to get make money hard to get make money hard to get the server is already dying now is your chance to fix it also making planes and boats carry more storage would be epic