•ÐŠ• Randy

Dude, no one is getting sweaty from your posts, they just laugh at how r/iamverybadass you are.

hehe such a kickass job, shitty pay but free food every day lmao havent been to the store in 3 weeks

Jut so yall know i work at little caesers and you can get a free $5 lunch combo thing if you have a military ID. Thanks for your service!

You mean their sole purpose of mass vdm right?

plz tell me this isnt a real thing

guys, be careful, HES GONNA POST IT ON THE FORUMS

@Poseidon you just gonna sit there and take this shit?

I know, theres so much common shit in the aggressor pack i feel like it should be cheaper than the other ones

Can i finally have cpl now?

thought cherry bought that after nenja was permed for 2 days

pretty sure bag and farmer just try things until they can break the game.

r/ihavesex

im not really talking about fighting, im talking about running drugs. at this point its pretty much impossible because there are so many cops on, and UCs literally just camp it even though theyre not supposed to. Also, try doing a fed with 20 cops on.

yes because 20 cops on at a time is "balanced"

I don't think I'm alone when i say i feel like a lot of the concerns raised about the community about APD policies and how they operate just get brushed over by the APD captains, the people that can actually change things, because they dont really play as civ and understand some of the concerns we have. I think if every gang that wanted to chose 1 person from the gang that they feel could represent civs well, everyone could vote on who they think is the best choice, and that person could talk with Clint. At the moment, what does the chief of police actually do? According to asylum the role is to: 1) Ensure APD policy is fair to all three factions in the game (cop, rebel, and civ). -not happening 2) Promote a healthy relationship between the gangs in the servers and the APD. - definitely not happening 3) Promote a healthy relationship between the APD and the administrative staff of the servers.-meh 4) Be the Asylum staff’s voice on the APD (including having the ability to remove other Captains as a last resort). The last 3 policy updates have been a step in the right direction, but there is such an unhealthy relationship between cops and gangs right now, and the cops take getting killed too personally. tldr: the cops have a role to influence server change, the gangs should have one too.

and god for bid you say something about a cop being a robocop or rule breaker, all the higherups get on and give you a 50% increase because youre "harassing" the apd. assholes have nothing better to do than play as career cops and get a hard on from making someone sit afk for 45 min in a fucking video game.

@bamf thanks for the work you've been doing lately, pretty happy to see there's at least one Dev left that gives a shit.

I thought gov was fixed, new people have been getting elected

lol you act like hes actually a dev. I kind of feel sorry for bamf because i feel like he actually wants to improve the server, but theres no one else there to help him so hes overwhelmed.

lol funny joke

that and because @Dick Romney creams his pants every time he catches a kavala rat evading arrest.

I feel like anybody using 3rd party apps or scripters should stay permed, sorry, but just cant trust people like that. On the other hand, exploiters, vdmers, rdmers, harassment should be allowed back, honestly kind of retarded you can get permed for that, especially cases like where it wasnt mass rdm, just one too many bans. Maybe allow people using 3rd party apps back but with severe punishments if they get banned for anything.

I dont think people should get full bounty rewards. With my way you would have to stay on the whole server if you wanted that much money, as opposed to what a lot of people do now which is to get on cop and find a huge bounty, robocop them, then get off because they got their payday. The amount of people that say "dont fuck with my paycheck" should show how bad its actually gotten. Thats literally the only reason a lot of people play cop now, so they can robocop and get money.

Not really, thats 18k an hour, really its pretty shit money compared to what civs can make in that time.

Getting 108k for one guy wouldnt actually happen, unless by some miracle there was only one cop for 3 hours and that cop stayed on for the full 3 hours and that one cop arrested a 100k bounty the very first minute of the restart. And if that were to actually happen, well 108k over 3 hours is basically the same as 100k they would get from jailing the guy. Like i said play around with the calculator, the more cops that are on, the less money each person gets from a single arrest, same as now.