[WE BACK BITCHES!]

38 minutes ago, Alec-I said:

I want to right align. this is unfair to arabs who read from right to left.

[Suspect Spits on Cop, Cop Knocks Him Out]

I believe in some states, spitting on someone can be considered assault.

 

[Apex]

game is straight ass

 

[Alex Trebek Jeopardy]

I guess you could say his life is in...

Jeopardy. 

[Bounty Hunter help]

On 2/27/2019 at 10:35 AM, Bag Of Funyuns said:

Make sure to initiate.

Worst advice ever. 

[Arma 3 Asylum Servers (PLZ SHARE)]

I just posted print outs of this amazing 10/10 ad all over my town.

Long live Asylum you kavala rats xD!

[Asylum Apparel]

3 hours ago, Big Fred said:

Haha.

When are you gonna get yourself unbanned Tongo?

Kavala just ain't the same without you.

I'm not banned. 

That was Alecuck Ford taking my name because the squeaker brigade considers me their god emperor. 

[Asylum Apparel]

On behalf of the Asylum population, I would like to place an order for 100 fedoras.

Make sure they have the built-in sweatband for those long weekends. 

Thanks. 

[When People Ask Me For A Pardon.]

fuck a pardon

[Asylum Announcement]

start saving logs and lawyer up 

 

[On the 12th day of Asylum...]

fag

[Too good to not post]

first time feels great

amirite? 

[Server Adjustments : Server 1]

i have an i7 2600 with an RX 270 and i still dog on trashbags

dont max out all of your settings and get rid of gay shit like shadows

[Apologies....]

unacceptable

comp or ban

[Merry Christmas Asylum]

4 hours ago, Buck said:

Merry Christmas everyone on asylum and thanks for the Christmas Gift of saving asylum @Clint Beastwood And @BaDaBiNg_10-8

All I hear.

[One server instead of 3.]

5 hours ago, Canna said:

emmhmm lets see your locations.

Something like

Kavala HQ - 200m

Kavala Sq - 10m

Kavala Court - next door

Weed Field - 100m

 

ps is that you in the picture?

yeah its him

he said he's going to knock your toofers out if you keep running that mouth

[Holidays]

53 minutes ago, Nagidal said:

ftfy

Thanks boss.

I used holidays to encompass New Years as well but whatever floats your boat. 

[Holidays]

Happy Holidays to everyone. 

Be safe.

And take a shower (you know who you are)

 

[Server Adjustments : Server 2]

47 minutes ago, Heidelberg said:

Someone modque this irrelevant waste of oxygen. Just stop trying dude, you make yourself look pathetic.

you're crying over a picture of a couch

who's the pathetic one here?

[Suggestion]

amazing suggestion

[Server Adjustments : Server 2]

Just now, BaDaBiNg_10-8 said:

Thanks man, means a lot. @Clint Beastwoodand I did not wanna see Asylum in the graveyard. We truly appreciate the support from the community and I promise you guys we will do EVERYTHING possible to build Asylum backup to the glory days. 

[One server instead of 3.]

On 12/18/2018 at 10:43 PM, Azeh said:

Negative

how about now

[Shooting Course (Prison Activity)]

we actually need more duct tape spawns and not a fucking play house

[Community Manager Announcement]

this is my nightmare 

[Thanks for everything]

Bamf I will pay for any therapy you may need after dealing with the hordes of autistic neckbeards. 

 

Good luck