RainbowUnicorn

If certain people continue to shitpost on ANY recruitment thread they will enjoy an unlimited mod que.

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Feels bad man 

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fuck you gnash deleting my post

So yes while I know there is a big report page to put all this stuff, I would like to make some suggestions with this. This is open to anyone who want to talk about any bugs that have formed in Aussie life.
 
1. The #1 most frustrating bug in my mind are the memory leaks. If you don't know what they are, they are the things that will bring your fps from 60fps to 5fps making the game seemingly unplayable. This problem at the moment can only be fixed with restarting the game, and if you are making money well changes are your car or truck will de-spawn.
2. The invisible walls that seem to spawn in both the police hq's as well as the prison main gate.
3. As a cop I have tried to sieze people's weapons and ammo and have had all of MY things siezed rather than their things being siezed. 
4. This is more suggestive than anything, the highway patrol cars seem to have the WORST fuel economy ever. If you plan to drive cross country than you better pack a fuel can or two cause you will run out of fuel.

Why hasn't this thread been locked? can we not move on to patch note 6.6.6. its time to take her to the back of the barn and put her down.
 

Why hasn't this thread been locked? can we not move on to patch note 6.6.6. its time to take her to the back of the barn and put her down.
 

I've been meaning to make this ever since I started playing asylum, but I guess now is the time. 
My journey started in June of 2015 as learned quickly how much of a bitch this server could be. After Loosing hemmit after hemmit (thanks to Fury)I joined my first gang, The Crimson War Party. It was nothing special, but it was home, and I soon found a home in server 2. After going from CWP to Scarlet Sentinels, Siege and back to CWP, I decided to join Paramount (what I would consider to be my first real GANG). Prior to my arrival at paramount, I became a cadet of the APD and would rise to constable (we are in the month of October 2015), and to this day I am still the same rank (pls let me rank up). After paramount disbanded, I went career cop playing cop as long and as Often as I could. Finally I joined the one gang I call true home, Drunk Squad, never have I found such a fun and accepting group of people on asylum, love these guys. This takes us to present day, and hopefully I'll be making memories for rears to come. 
Shoutout to @heroinunicorn @Studder @M0T4RD and @Professor Pericles

I've been meaning to make this ever since I started playing asylum, but I guess now is the time. 
My journey started in June of 2015 as learned quickly how much of a bitch this server could be. After Loosing hemmit after hemmit (thanks to Fury)I joined my first gang, The Crimson War Party. It was nothing special, but it was home, and I soon found a home in server 2. After going from CWP to Scarlet Sentinels, Siege and back to CWP, I decided to join Paramount (what I would consider to be my first real GANG). Prior to my arrival at paramount, I became a cadet of the APD and would rise to constable (we are in the month of October 2015), and to this day I am still the same rank (pls let me rank up). After paramount disbanded, I went career cop playing cop as long and as Often as I could. Finally I joined the one gang I call true home, Drunk Squad, never have I found such a fun and accepting group of people on asylum, love these guys. This takes us to present day, and hopefully I'll be making memories for rears to come. 
Shoutout to @heroinunicorn @Studder @M0T4RD and @Professor Pericles

Our cleanup script removes them.  The real reason it lags is that you need to disable logging on your client.

As a 100% certified psychiatrist, I can confirm these results to be accurate.

Old server 5

Commisar Paratus

Gnashes.


Predator gets yelled at

Wish Hap could've yelled at him for this one, though.

Dakine has a stroke

Longest patch note ever!

@_Dax_ Hey, ok so i got a lot to say so try to keep up.
PART 1.
ok, so try this cause this is what me and spank worked on to get it working initially. ok so go to the launcher and go to the mods tap. go to the top right and UNLOAD all mods from the list. Ok now once everything is unloaded go to the server tab and filter asylum. give it a minute and it will pull up the asylum 6 server. once it shows up JOIN it. Now t is going to give you a little popup with a summary of all the mods that you have, one tab being the required and another being additional. SOOO... you need to make sure there is nothing in the additonall tab and then pull up the required tab and it will have a list of all the mods that you need with a subscribe button on the right side to individually click on all the mods. NOW.. take a breath......... ok there will be an option bellow oll of the mods to let the steam workshop activate all the required mods for you, i would do that since there is no way it will fuck up if it is doing it itself. OOOOOOKKKKKK so now it should be A ok to join in. 
This is the PART 1 of a post since i don't want all my crap to overlap due to the overlay restrictions on the forums so ya here is pt.1.....pt2 coming

PART 2
Ok so something that i encountered upon entering the server is that i would be kicked out of the server for some reason, weird stuff right. Well this is MOST LIKELY something to do with the mod, so BACK OUT OF EVERYTHING, just you and the ARMA3 launcher. Ok ready? great now here is a little example pic that i am going to put up for reference. 
https://gyazo.com/006d7ff179fbf077a1eba5bec3d1ef18 Now pull this up and look at it while i explain this next part.
Ok so you see how all those mods are for the most part Loaded and then it will say SUBSCRIBED AND LOADED well if you look at the top it shows asylum life only has a RECOGNIZED SIGNATURE, so ya thats not good and it means you need to reinstall/Update. NOW DONT GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF .. i got you. so you will need to do is to make note of all the mods that only pop up as a recognized signature. once you tae note go to the mods tab in the launcher  and find all the mods that are not subed and loaded and click on them. NOW... when you click on them they will have a little overlay type of dropdown effect happen and in that contains all the mod info what mods go with it stuff like that. Now on the bottom Right it will have a Trash can, TRASH ALL OF THE MODS THAT HAD RECOGNIZED SIGNATURE ON IT. Now that they are trashed, go back to the server tab, and and try to join into the server. now it will give you a list of mods you will need to subscribe to and yes once again click the "let steam workshop initiate the mod" or some bullshit like that. click that and it should now be going through the process of RE-UPDATEING/REINITIALIZING all the mods that were not properly initialized int he first place.
OK...................that was a lot of info to take in, be patient and read it all and if you still have questions post it here or message me if you wan. so ya hope it works.
Bye
oh also if you would like to look at the forum me and spank were talking on o fix this crap, here it is if my tutorial is little much to digest try going to here, and examine the posts 
 
 

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@RainbowUnicorn, Yes, try re-downloading the Asylum Life mod. Others have told me theirs says "Loaded Recognized signature" and it works for them. However mine shows all "Loaded Subscribed and loaded". That is the only discrepancy i can think of that is preventing your ability to join.

@Spank Everything works fine now, thanks for the help 

 
I cri everytime
1 like = 1 prayer 4 snatch

There once was a group of trolls,
they wrote mean poems just for the lols. 
Some people like the beach,
But they preferred mild hate speech.
After reading their poems, amused and shocked,
Everyone was sad that the thread had to be locked.

Pointless comment that adds nothing to the conversation, your welcome.

Dear @HapHazard.  I'm sorry for the awful things I've done.   I've created this commemorative video for you.  I hope it makes you reflect on your actions as it's made me reflect on my last two days on the force. #Haplocked
 
PS.  Even picked a Canadian singer for you.  I put thought into this.