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oh dear....
 
why the fuck is sojo pouring beans over himself

oh dear....
 
why the fuck is sojo pouring beans over himself

The things we do on stream for donations......

oh dear....
 
why the fuck is sojo pouring beans over himself

This took a lot of time and effort to do but I'm hoping you guys enjoy this video as much as I enjoyed making it! Big thank you to everyone who took part and especially iFox for the help with lyrics.
The APD Made Me Do It
@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@Jamooze
You're looking at the most smooth, Head Honcho yeah they call me Captain Jamooze, 
And I don't have to show proof,  Rank proves itself, I put in work and never lose. 
And it ain't about The APD, It's about providing civs a feeling of safety.
It's about keeping honour, ain't nothing like a man that can do what he wanna.
    
@Hypanius
Ain't nothing like a man that you knew when he was young, see him rank up, and show what he's become. 
Watch me grow up, from a little ole cadet, but step to me, and ill show you what you get.
 I'm Hypanius, I'm a hell of a threat, think I break the rules?  I ain't even break a sweat. 
You newbies don't get it, as soon as you submit it,  You recognize I'm a Captain, and you a lieutenant.

@Warbalin
If I increase your ticket, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Abstand
If I catch you killin' turtles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Aabrams
If I send ya straight to jail, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Sneaky
If I shoot you in the face, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Dantalion
I'm as hard as the VDub Beetle, Undercover, civs flock as they thread the needle
Outnumbered, I Just loaded lethals, Poppin' shots in your head just to defeat you.
@Bama
Bama ain't clownin', y'all shootin' at me, while I just downin', with that fearless flow, don't get near this though, if you scared jus' go! 
@Snatch
I keep you locked up, and why should I change that?  Why you Rebels tryin' all your Prison Break attacks?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
But ain't you the same cats, that nearly cried when we seized your cocaine back?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
Tryna catch me a fresh batch, how you gon' run from me, ain't you never heard of Snatch.
You rebels can try to run, hope you're faster than the bullets that are flying from my gun.

@Huang Peng
If you die in my custody, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Isper
If I authorize lethals, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Mayhem
If I take down your gang, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Reavantos
If I ram you with nitrous, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Serpico
You Pray to god if I catch you twice, Better come up with a story that I like.  keep on spitting shit but you
ain't making sense, you could try to plea all self defense.  Use your brain, not your gat, use your brain or pay a
stack,  It's a ticket or your rap.  Don't be scared of the prison, walk up in there, and show 'em who you is'm.
@DJScias
And don't be material, I grew up on rubber with the Sting 9mil.  I never forgot Bad Blood, and Adminotive, But
look at gangs now, 'tatoes with a big ass dream.
@Wondero
I would tap you, if you would just peek for once, I'd one tap her, but she was always on the run.  Cause da
Police, go hard like cronies, We just stopped your weak bank, APD ain't no phonies.

@Starance
So if I seize all your vehicles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@JediNarwals
If I take intel from your stream, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Slittcer
If I shoot down your orca, ain't not hing to it - the APD made me do it
@Dust Runner
If I interupt your cartel, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@HotWings
Oh yeah and another thing
For all you plebs that don't do APD
Don't get on the forum talking 'bout APD
Cause 9 times outta 10 you don't know the fuck you talk about
Talk about that gang bullshit you do
Stay the fuck out of mine
 

 
I don't understand why people play cop if they're not doing it for RP. Why people would sacrifice a solid chance at some RP just to be a condescendingly cocky cop or to make some extra money? 
If I'm not getting solid, enjoyable RP while on duty, I'm out. I'm not there for ranks, money or play time. I'm too old to pretend to respect anyone on a video game, not even close to caring. I'm there for RP. It's completely obvious that RP is the last thing on their minds now. 
Uninformed Cadets become uninformed Constables, who become experienced uninformed constables who teach cadets to be just like them. Viscous circle.

I'm not much of a fan for chips anymore, but if I get the opportunity I'll eat Pringles. 
The sexy mustache man knows how to satisfy 
 
 

I'm not much of a fan for chips anymore, but if I get the opportunity I'll eat Pringles. 
The sexy mustache man knows how to satisfy 
 
 

This is one of the sincerest requests I've ever read. I wish you the best of luck in your journey to piss on the police, sir.

Good gang. 
A little too good. 
Please stop shooting me. 
You make me cry at prison breaks. 

It's there to RP as Leo in Titanic.

With the new modded server, we need modded content. We got new vests, but as most know they provide no protection. We can we do? Use Serpico's brand new Vest pack!
The pack is a work in progress, but I will only release stable content. To start off, 13 Tactical Vest and 10 Carrier Lite skins. They provide the same armor and penetration rating as set in Arma 3
Album: http://imgur.com/a/Ufdt9 and http://imgur.com/a/tMjgj
Steam Workshop link if anyone is interested: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=646290686
*Update* Added skins for Carrier Lite. Next is cop skins.

Good gang. 
A little too good. 
Please stop shooting me. 
You make me cry at prison breaks. 

I got hacks for sale if you tryna upgrade know what im sayin
 
 

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAHHHH! *over*

Good gang. 
A little too good. 
Please stop shooting me. 
You make me cry at prison breaks. 

Good gang. 
A little too good. 
Please stop shooting me. 
You make me cry at prison breaks. 

Was trying to show off my flying skills so I decided to land in the street, but apparently that doesn't sit well with cops
Little did the cops know, their actions would result in the death of many citizens, including themselves and a medic.
Edit: Added music. Thanks for the inspiration @epTic

 
I cri everytime
1 like = 1 prayer 4 snatch

You left a legacy. 

lemme get dat good ol' Retired Corporal 

 
@Sojobo

@Hubschrauber gives me a reason to get out of bed every morning when I wake up (really though he is the best SGT to encounter as a civ)

Constable Rookie: holy shit this guy is fun to RP with. Long story short, he made himself, RJ, Abstand, and I all fathers of the same 2 kids in a matter of seconds Corporal RJ: this fucking guy goes around as a slutty nurse who heals everyone while high on cocaine or on a red gull overdose, can't tell which  Lieutenant. Cadet. Rock Hardick: He's self explanatory