Rock Hardick couldn't think of anything better to do than to attend this training!... so then he tried harder and thought of about 600 things. This training comes after pulling my teeth out and before watching MTV.
Also, Rock Hardick is hosting a Highway Patrol House party in celebration of his purchasing of the new houses in Highway Patrol HQ, coincidentally, at the SAME TIME AS THIS TRAINING! All are welcome and it is encouraged that you miss the training to go to this SPECIAL ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT! There will be prizes and a drawing in which one lucky winner will recieve ONE OF MY HIGHWAY PATROL HOUSES! The runner up will receive cash equivalent to the cost of a 50. cal and 3rd place will receive cash for an ifrit.
Highly advised you do not miss this chance!