Vortex

I can never tell if you are trolling or just plain dumb. I want to think you are trolling, because if you are as dumb as we think you are, then I just feel bad for you

just give me this camo on an ifrit
(vehicle player) setObjectTextureglobal [0, "\A3\air_f\Heli_Light_02\Data\heli_light_02_ext_opfor_co.paa"];  

Spare some frames good sir? 

DP 14 Gas Station has a new attendant.  

The curse of the Sugarfoot
Everything he touches dies 

@bamf Hard restart in 5 minutes on 1 and your patch update in 10. Not sure if patch will override but it might fuck eachother up?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i remember the same issue when tanoa came out, map markers didn't show up and all you had to do was change some settings in the difficulty tab and they would show up again

No, that's not what it was.  It was something that was broken before that they stealth fixed.  So...  thanks to some research by @Gnashes the HUD will work in the next hotfix.  
I want the 4 hours I spent banging my head against the wall for this back today.  Seriously.  
Also, those of you with crate issues: 
I'll have Paratus take a peak at that in the AM.  I see all of your stuff in the crates, but BIS changed the order and way that arrays are stored etc. so we'll have a few more cleanup type items like that to work with tomorrow.  
P.S.  For the thrill seeker, liquor store holdup kinda people out there - more gas stations to rob tomorrow.  Good times.

OH MY GOD I AM ABSOLUTELY RETARDED

0:46 That guy has some Chuck Norris level zen right there. He's not even going to point his gun at you, he's going to kill you with his mind. 

Play the video and press "1" on your keyboard a bunch of times.

Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts talking shit to my face about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I lost it.

Punched him right in his aluminum loving face.

I hate aluminum so god damn much.

Even the gang leader can now have 5 houses + his gang house
 
Was a recent not announced change

Sorry. I dont have to respect a completely irrelevant idiot on the internet who just contradicted himself. 
I mean. Fuck. I dont even respect higher ups. Its a game. Not a job.'
 

Should honestly just be an automatic unwhitelist. You're the reason its such aids fighting cops and then trying to RP anything over 50k because you drool so much that you fill every key in your keyboard with your mouth cum except for your number keys. But hey, thats all you need to give a ticket am i rite
 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO...............  You Upset? 

Go Be an Admin on A3L, I heard it hasn't rained there in 90 days, I think your lisp can help with that

^ Im Roleplaying

server performance would drop significantly if we did this... 
 

Both the new prison & bank are so boring to fight, it seems cops feel forced to snipe, all the cover at the bank just doesn't work, it's so clustered, spread it out/remove some of it.
 
Prison is just flat out badly balanced, swat seems useless, no advantage spots, no cover when pushing deerstands, if the guys doing the PB have a brain they will pick the only cover that cops have (reeds), again, the only cover is clustered together..

Are you serious?

@Hubschrauber
 

You still pulled in front of it, and on the path that he was taking... Also, the hunter looked like it was desync at the end. I don't understand why it's so hard for you to grasp the concept. It's like the people in Kavala that purposely get in front of your vehicle while you're speeding through the square.

When you hand break infront of a hunter and get hit and still say "Are you serious?"... 

I'm sure you would, if I won you should probably un-install.