Warbalin

no

u make me sick

People like you shouldn't have access to the internet

In an unexpected move, NATO has upped their global efforts to halt the production of heroin and methamphetamine in the Greek Islands.

global warming 

instructions unclear, got AIDS.

Can we please get an admin to clean up all the posts in this thread?  All 12 pages are pretty bad.
@Subaru??  I'd owe you one!!
Or just give me admin perms on only this thread for like 15 mins?

The next off topic post in this thread that isn't asking a grey area question gets 2 points for Abuse of Messaging Systems. 
@finn_ @Brandon @Midamaru @HotWings

No

It's not even remotely the same.
In an animal shelter, you take care of helpless animals that otherwise would not have a chance in life and work to ensure that they get placed with a loving family.
As an Asylum admin, you deal with entitled children that think that their issues are more important than anyone else's, players that can't seem to figure out how not to be assholes, developers that don't tell you anything, etc. And in return, the only thing you get is having the game's fun ruined for you.
It just so happens that those with careers and families tend to be more trustworthy than a 15 year old kid that runs a gmod server on the side. And the result is that people don't walk around Asylum worrying about killing an admin and getting banned.

Wait you stepped down instead of putting in some ridiculous absence request?  Respect

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hahaha, what a pleb, did no one tell you you're meant to confiscate the suspects gear, not your own?!

I wonder what kind of threads you guys would post on this forum if you knew Captain Cyberwasp... XD

Can I kidnap myself and exchange my own hat for my freedom?

Can I kidnap myself and exchange my own hat for my freedom?

Can I kidnap myself and exchange my own hat for my freedom?

Hello there,
As some of you may, or may not, have noticed the "Police Management" option on My Asylum is now only visible when you are both logged in on the forums and authenticated through Steam.
Why? Quite simple. There's been some serious hacks on some major sites and we've noticed that people are maliciously using that information to gain access to your accounts and use it to wreak havoc with the tools provided. This introduces an extra layer of security where the malicious party also needs to have access to your Steam account.
I personally recommend having an authenticator as well, this makes the process even more safe. But this is, of course, a personal preference.
Keep the following in mind with this new authentication system: Steam Authentication is session-based, once you close your browser window you will have to re-authenticate.
In the spirit of "security": Keep in mind that a member of the Asylum staff will never ask for your password AND that we do our utmost best to make sure that your accounts are not getting compromised.
Kind regards,
DJScias

 
@Gnashes
@Shiseki
@Sheriff Rick Grimes
Truly an unprecedented anime that has introduced new elements to anime OPs that are coming out this very day. Wouldn't you agree!?

It's to be used only on Kavala.

Its primary use is raiding cartels.

So i just turned vegan and because of that i am required mention it every 10 seconds.
here's my favoritt quote

 
 
Btw this was @Warbalin idea

+1, Asylum is dying.