Canna Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 (edited) I've been in Kavala since 1925! Born and Raised! I served 8 tours in 2 World Wars. I've made friends. I've loved. I've lost. I've rebuilt my life a time or two. But now my summers are numbered. My bones are sore. I can't quite get around like I used to in my younger days. In the good ol days I could shoot a rabbit on the run from 2km away. But now my vision is blurred. Narrow and dark. A few years ago, Kavala went from a beautiful paradise and quickly turned into a scene from Mad Max! Gangs start dropping in and robbing the good people of Kavala! The cops would defend the people the best they could. For months they had control. There was order. Peace with a few moments of chaos, but peace none the less. You could go to the local market and pick up some tactical bacon and a tent for the next fishing or camping trip you had planned with the family. Sadly over time this potato gang called, "Boats and Hoes" started placing its heals into our town. I feared the end of our beautiful town was upon us. A few months after, these Boats and Hoes showed up. The local newspaper started reporting cops being taken hostage, and local workers disappearing, and killing sprees. Day by day they grew and took more ground. Only to eventually take complete control over the city of Kavala. I feared we would never see the light of day again! The cops slowly started to disband from the city, just to let it turn into a wasteland. As I get older. I no longer can I go to the market in peace. For I fear I may be shot, stripped of my cloth. or worst! Taken to the Church Of Canna and be burned alive as a sacrificed to their so called GODS! I no longer have the ability to wield any big guns. The triggers are to heavy and my arms are to weak. But I need something. I need to feed safe in my city again. I only wish to be able to defend myself with out taking a life. I wish I could go to the market again and get my bacon in peace. This is why I plead with you today. Please bless this old man with a less then lethal option to defend myself with. A Rook with downing rounds perhaps or a taser. Something light that I can use with my brittle hands and fingers to disable a criminal long enough to get away or get help. I feel like Kavala could be a bright and beautiful place again if only we the people could protect our self and our families and are city with out taking a life. God Bless Altis And All The Kavala Babies! Let Kavala be safe again! (Song - "Amazing Grace" Fades) Edited March 9, 2017 by Canna Jwilly, George, Alec-I and 4 others like this Link to comment
Bandit Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 TL;DR Spoiler Fuck BnH massi, Tactical Melon and Canna like this Link to comment
Canna Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 I love it! Just now, Bandit said: TL;DR Hide contents Fuck BnH <3 it Link to comment
BlackShot Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 (I'm a liar, I read everything. Take my upvote!) Mr. Linux and Canna like this Link to comment
massi Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Do you have kavala callouts Link to comment
Canna Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, massi said: Do you have kavala callouts 12 off the top of my head not including all the building surrounding the Square. ~9 around the square not including behind ATM and behind Market, HQ call outs, or beach area call outs. We got a bunch of stratagies, angles we use to get advantages, and positions we take up to watch over buddies if they're downed. We enjoy rescuing each other. A lot of funny ass times with close calls and potato sessions with cops while rescuing, lock picking each other. I'd challenge anyone to join us (open to all, I don't deal with gang politics. I love everyone). Guarantee you'll have fun, and laugh until you tear up. Edited March 7, 2017 by Canna Link to comment
Revenant Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 15 hours ago, massi said: Do you have kavala callouts Made me lol Link to comment
Nicolas March Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 21 hours ago, Canna said: I've been in Kavala since 1925! Born and Raised! I served 8 tours in 2 World Wars. I've made friends. I've loved. I've lost. I've rebuilt my life a time or two. But now my summers are numbered. My bones are sore. I can't quite get around like I used to in my younger days. In the good ol days I could shoot a rabbit on the run from 2k away. But now my vision is blurred. Narrow and dark. A few years ago, Kavala went from a beautiful paradise and quickly turned into a scene from Mad Max! Gangs start dropping in and robbing the good people of Kavala! The cops would defend the people the best they could. For months they had control. There was order. Peace with a few moments of chaos, but peace none the less. You could go to the local market and pick up some tactical bacon and a tent for the next fishing or camping trip you had planned with the family. Sadly over time this potato gang called, "Boats and Hoes" started placing its heals into our town. I feared the end of our beautiful town was upon us. A few months after, these Boats and Hoes showed up. The local newspaper started reporting cops being taken hostage, and local workers disappearing, and killing sprees. Day by day they grew and took more ground. Only to eventually take complete control over the city of Kavala. I feared we would never see the light of day again! The cops slowly started to disband from the city, just to let it turn into a wasteland. As I get older. I no longer can I go to the market in peace. For I fear I may be shot, stripped of my cloth. or worst! Taken to the Church Of Canna and be burned alive as a sacrificed to their so called GODS! I no longer have the ability to wield any big guns. The triggers are to heavy and my arms are to weak. But I need something. I need to feed safe in my city again. I only wish to be able to defend myself with out taking a life. I wish I could go to the market again and get my bacon in peace. This is why I plead with you today. Please bless this old man with a less then lethal option to defend myself with. A Rook with downing rounds perhaps or a taser. Something light that I can use with my brittle hands and fingers to disable a criminal long enough to get away or get help. I feel like Kavala could be a bright and beautiful place again if only we the people could protect our self and our families and are city with out taking a life. God Bless Altis And All The Kavala Babies! Let Kavala be safe again! (Song - "Amazing Grace" Fades) If you want a tazer, become a Bounty hunter, or a cop Link to comment
Bandit Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 40 minutes ago, Nicolas March said: If you want a tazer, become a Bounty hunter, or a cop ... Link to comment
Jwilly Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 (edited) Still a better gang than EXG Edited March 8, 2017 by Jwilly Link to comment
thero Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Jwilly said: Still a better gang than EXG Not possible, EXG best gang on asylum Link to comment
Axe Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Jwilly said: Still a better gang than EXG YOU WAITED FOR US TO LEAVE YOU RATS @House. @Dork @i forgot who else we were playing with. Link to comment
Jwilly Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 10 minutes ago, Axe said: YOU WAITED FOR US TO LEAVE YOU RATS @House. @Dork @i forgot who else we were playing with. U know i would believe that u guys pushed after we left but you were playing with tenacity and they push about as good as mongols Link to comment
Canna Posted March 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 I'm to old to bounty hunt and my cop days are numbered. I'm an old man. I just need some protection for my short walks. Link to comment
Björn Winsmore Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 (edited) 2 Edgy 4 u. Edited March 8, 2017 by Kevin Hansen Link to comment
Canna Posted March 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 23 hours ago, Nicolas March said: If you want a tazer, become a Bounty hunter, or a cop Did you miss the part where I state I'm 90 years old? What 90 year old bounty hunts or is a cop? Link to comment
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