user223e9d Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 (edited) Before we begin: JOKE Step 1 : Turn yourself in at your local police HQ and ask for a police officer who you know can take a joke or will RP and be patient. Step 2 : Ask if they want the short or the long story. Step 3 : If they ask for the short story, you're outta luck and figure it out yourself. Step 4 : If they ask for the long story, clear your throat for a while and google "How did WW1 start" and click the wikipedia link. Step 5 : Explain to them how WW1 started by reading the prelude or opening paragraph. Step 6 : If they start to stop you, tell them that this relates to your charges but we're just getting a foundation so it's not out of context. Step 7 : Once you have finished reading WW1, click on the WW2 link. Begin reading. If they stop you again, go back to Step 6. Step 8 : Read all of WW2, and then start the Cold War. (Note, this only works if you are from or RPing as a American, otherwise skip). Step 9 : Tell them that the reason it affects you is because you've had to live through 2 World Wars and are an alien (which credits the living through both wars theory) and say that you still have flashbacks and forget where you are for a moment, sometimes hours. This should get you the pardon because you were unaware of what happened during your outburst. Step 10 (Optional) : Cry. Note : If you haven't gotten a pardon by Step 10, you're not gonna get it so best of luck from there on. Edited October 27, 2017 by Canadian Expanded on Step 9 Joe (StealthProxy), Crossfade, Xavorey and 4 others like this Link to comment
Scott Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 Just now, Canadian said: (Disclaimer: I just got a pardon with this however) Disclaimer doesn't mean what you think it means... You would say Disclaimer- This doesn't always work, however it did just get me a pardon. Disclaimer - a statement that denies something, especially responsibility. Sp0on, DJB and Roice like this Link to comment
user223e9d Posted October 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 (edited) 1 Edited December 29, 2019 by user223e9d 1 Link to comment
Seán That Irish Guy Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 My personal method of Alt+F4'ing works a charm. Ben Flint, Roice, Heidelberg and 8 others like this Link to comment
Xavorey Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 Imma try this Sp0on likes this Link to comment
Patato Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 instructions unclear. WW3 started Crossfade and Twist.ffs like this Link to comment
Sp0on Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 Just now, Xavorey said: Imma try this i had a motherfucker read the emancipation proclamation to me before. he got the pardon because he did it with such character that i couldn't stop laughing at his voice. Like it sounded as if Lincoln himself was reading it. Mr. Brown likes this Link to comment
wollie35 Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 so ye canadian if u ever wanna read that story on me, just tell me in prehand, so i can start making dinner in the meantime. Sp0on and user223e9d like this Link to comment
Mayhem Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 I find the best way to get a pardon is to just shark the cops at kavala hq, it’s always fun Link to comment
conthegodoffire Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 Ain't gonna lie, if someone does all this, I would throw a pardon their way. user223e9d likes this Link to comment
UberGaming Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 On 10/27/2017 at 6:48 AM, Sp0on said: i had a motherfucker read the emancipation proclamation to me before. he got the pardon because he did it with such character that i couldn't stop laughing at his voice. Like it sounded as if Lincoln himself was reading it. I once had a guy give me a 20-minute rp story before hearing in ts "He harassed me earlier even after I told him to stop. Give him harassment and send him to jail now Uber". Guess you could say he wasted 65 minutes of his life Link to comment
user223e9d Posted October 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 (edited) 1 Edited December 29, 2019 by user223e9d 1 wollie35 likes this Link to comment
Sp0on Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 Just now, UberGaming said: I once had a guy give me a 20-minute rp story before hearing in ts "He harassed me earlier even after I told him to stop. Give him harassment and send him to jail now Uber". Guess you could say he wasted 65 minutes of his life that's horseshit. i would have made the person that told me that give them the charge, and they can send the person to jail. Link to comment
Paul Blart Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 8 hours ago, UberGaming said: I once had a guy give me a 20-minute rp story before hearing in ts "He harassed me earlier even after I told him to stop. Give him harassment and send him to jail now Uber". Guess you could say he wasted 65 minutes of his life This is why I gave up on the apd. Can't even get reduced tickets anymore. Link to comment
Ben Flint Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 17 hours ago, Paul Blart said: This is why I gave up on the apd. Can't even get reduced tickets anymore. no you gave up because your mall closed down & your segway battery died fatboy Paul Blart likes this Link to comment
wollie35 Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 The main point, a lot of cops are money hungry fucks and then a percentage of that is a career cop and doesn't know how expensivee civ life is. Taking BH license and mx is already a 13k ticket IMO and I am not even talking about mags scopes and blindfolds. Taking an mk1 load out can quickly be a 17_20 k loss just by seizing stuff. Cops can cry they have an expensive load out cause they get shot a lot. IMO they can fuck off, spawn with a spar 16, get an mxm load out for roughly 3.5k Paul Blart and Lucky like this Link to comment
Lucky Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Just now, wollie35 said: The main point, a lot of cops are money hungry fucks and then a percentage of that is a career cop and doesn't know how expensivee civ life is. Taking BH license and mx is already a 13k ticket IMO and I am not even talking about mags scopes and blindfolds. Taking an mk1 load out can quickly be a 17_20 k loss just by seizing stuff. Cops can cry they have an expensive load out cause they get shot a lot. IMO they can fuck off, spawn with a spar 16, get an mxm load out for roughly 3.5k Tfw i used to be one of those career cop fucks Link to comment
UberGaming Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 (edited) You're missing the point.I would have given him a pardon for it, only problem is when an LT tells you to do something, you do it. Edited November 1, 2017 by UberGaming Link to comment
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