George

I wonder why 

A little exposition first. The server had crashed and 3 of us were stranded in Pyrgos, I had violated parole before the crash and I of course retained it afterwards. About 30 seconds after crash us 3 guys hear sirens and we run to the ATM's near Government Office. We hold out at the ATM for about half an hour, and after the officers came back about 4 times we tried to steal a cop Hummingbird and that doesn't work out, half of us are downed and the rest scattered, I ran out to the ocean and swam for dear life. Unfortunately due to parole the cops knew my exact position and they sent a Motorboat after me with 2 cops without wetsuits or an SDAR and they chased me for a good 15 mins, it was a nice swim. At some point they told me they were sending in a man with an SDAR to kill me if i didn't stop, so I convinced one of my buddies L1on to save me with his SDAR. Their SDAR Cop arrived and i stalled for time and we ambushed and killed all of the cops. The video begins right after that, I began to scream for a boat and well, Spoon offered a ride... but at what cost..?
 
 
 

What a fucking legend

Typical sheep and then he shit talks like he is good. idk why this little kid is not banned yet. 24 bans on his name and admins still think he is good for the community GG

Amen

Got a 101k bounty paroled by a cadet, the parole bugged and didn't pardon me when it was over, so they put me in jail.

Thread over.

Earplugs hotkey and the other hotkeys are listed here

Hi guys, I would like to start a new Topic called Roast me. Its based of Reddits own thread /r Roastme.
Basically what happens, you post a picture of yourself and other members try to roast you with comments.
Please, lets keep it to a certain level. Nothing absurd.
If anyone is willing to start go ahead. I tried posting a pic of myself but the camera broke...
Heres the official thread on reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/roastme

Hot damn, give this man an MX!

Hey, im opening up a buisness on Asylum. I will be selling
Guns:
Mk18's (5k)
Mk1's (6.5k)
Mk200's (20k)
Katibas (5k)
Rahims (5k)
Vermins (3k)
Crafting Items:
Diamonds Uncut (100)
Flawless Diamonds (1.5k)
Iron
Rubber (2k)
Oil (500)
Opium (175)
Cocaine unprocessed (200)
Create an Order below and I will start making it ASAP. I may already have items in stock ready to sell. When order is made, we will discuss reasonable prices. I am on server 4 but I can move the guns, items etc. to different servers. Thanks
*Prices may change. I am testing them out*

Its because no one likes YOU. You tried to run a dictatorship and everyone left.
Go drink anus milk and die. Ill see you on server 5.

When you get denied by fluxha , you know you should quit the game and play sodoku online .

If K-pop starts WW3, i'm just gonna give up on humanity

i've been on asylum for a year, i just wanna say, i love you guys and the community is just as great as it has always been.
Here is to another year!

no walls to glitch through, of course he's going to die.

Nah. Plan your escape better. Cops are meant to outnumber rebels and be a constant threat during crime.
It shouldnt be a "Oh, we killed 15 of them so we're safe for the next 6 minutes of this bank robbery"
It should be a constant shooting and pushing match for the solid 10.

Find a better hobby

I hit money cap once...then I spent it all in one night of trolling rebel with suicide vests.
I'd hide beneath the building until an orca landed and run out and blow em up.

get fucked up tonight boys, but not too fucked up.

So these are the settings that allow you to look through walls.
Fnatic Eptic here I come.

This gang lol What is this

Nice video