Samuel

Taking @Patrick Swayze  to cartels for training, he's coming along nicely @Aidzo

P.S Please don't take it down again, cheers

Best cops in the force.

P.S Please don't take it down again, cheers

P.S Please don't take it down again, cheers

P.S Please don't take it down again, cheers

Damn
 
 

BFR, the only man to get taller when he is on his side

https://gyazo.com/abc95036159d9ad5066f42292c6e2085

BFR, the only man to get taller when he is on his side

https://gyazo.com/abc95036159d9ad5066f42292c6e2085

BFR, the only man to get taller when he is on his side

https://gyazo.com/abc95036159d9ad5066f42292c6e2085

Can we keep this thread friendly, i really dont want it to get locked 

@Mitch (IFRIT)@Mason Statham@vedalkennnnnn

Can someone please sing this and upload it to youtube, cheers

Life has been pretty tough the past few months, lost all motivation in work and pretty much every other aspect in my life. Every day even the simplest tasks are getting harder and harder and becoming a chore. I could feel the depression creep in as I started to doubt myself and my ability function as a regular human, strength fading more and more every day.
Yesterday I had enough and said to myself "No Ronald, today's your day" so I got in the car and headed to my local Subway for a quick bite, as I stood in the line I looked the professional sandwich maker in the eyes and said "It will be 3 footlongs". The lady behind me gasped as somehow she knew they were all for me as I was about to turn down the double cheese option this brave woman puts her hand on my shoulder and says "Yes, he will have the double cheese.", as I walked out the store head held high the whole store erupted in an applause, yes this was my time, I was like a movie star all my depression faded all the darkness I had endured was so I could appreciate this bright light that shone upon me so much more this was what I needed so I head home and consume my height in sandwiches and spend the next 8 hours running to the toilet.
https://i.imgur.com/cbC4hvP.jpg

LUL peasants. this was in 2014 when i only had mild bi polar.
Yall wanna remix?

*Sing to the tune of American Pie (the day music died)*
 
A LONG MONG TIME AGO, I CAN STILL REMEMBER GINGER RON LIVING IN DENIAL.............................. 
ABOUT HIS ARMA 3 HACKS AND HIS GAY GREY TRACKIE DACKS AND HOW HE CALLED BULLY A CHILD..............................
BULLY HAD PICKLED HIS LIVER... ASSWOOPING ON CS HE DID DELIVER... 
A LOSS RON COULD NOT ACCEPT...HE JUST HIT THE DIS CONNECT.... 
I CANT SAY THAT I CRIED WHEN RON SAID BULLY UR FUCKEN FRIED,,, 
BUT HEY RON AT LEAST U TRIED... THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED....
SO BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 
DID RON WRITE HIS OWN SCRIPTS BRUV
AND IS HE SHOWING GNASHES SOME LOVE?
COS HE DOESNT BAN HIM SOOO..
RON BELIEVES IN TOUNGUEING GNASHES HOLE..
AND HE LIKES TO CARESS HIS EVERY ROLL
AND BELIEVES THAT SOMEHOW IT WILL EARN HIM A SOUL..
WE KNOW THAT RON IS IN LOVE WITH JIN..
AND WEARS HIS BALLS UPON HIS CHIN..
BUT HEY WHATEVER KEEPS HIM AMUSEEDD
EVEN IF THAT MEANS PUSHING ADMIN POOOOOOSSS
RON IS A PALE WHITE GINGER FAT FUCK
WHOSE GAY FOR MEN THE SIZE OF A TRUCK
SO MISS EVO UR OUT OF LUCK
THE DAY THIER FRIENDSHIP DIED...
BULLY STARTED SINGING SO BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 
AT LEAST TEN GUYS RON HAS GONE N BLOWN
GOD KNOWS HOW MANY HES GIVEN THE BONE
LAST I HEARD HE CONTRACTED H I V
RON PERFORMED CAKEFARTS FOR THE QUEEN N KING, WITH PUDDING HE BORROWED FROM BADABING WHILE HE TONGUED OL TRILOGYS STINKY RINGGG
AND WHILE RON ENJOYED TONGUEING BROWN, WHILTS WEARING HIS MOTHERS DRESSING GOWN
THE COURTROOM WAS ADJOURNED
A GAY VERDICT WAS RETURNEDDD
AND WHEN THE DAY HAD TURNED TO DARK
RON PRACTICED GAY SEX IN THE PARK
AND MONG WAS BULLYS ONLY REMARK
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED.
BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 
HELTER SKELTER IN A HOMELESS SHELTER
RON DREAMS OF WORKING IN AN IRON SMELTER
8 POUND AN HOUR WHILE TONGUING ASSSSSSSSSSS.. 
SUDENLY TRILOGAY PASSES GAS, 
RON COLLAPSES ON THE GRASS, 
WITH GNASHES ON THE SIDELINE LIL DICK @ HALF MAST......
POO PARTICLE AIR TO RON IS SWEET PERFUME..
BUT H I V WILL BE HIS DOOOM
HE GOT UP TO DANCE...
BUT EVERYONE RIDICULED HIS GAY GREY PANTSS..
COS HE FORGOT TO WEAR A CONDOM SHIELD..
ON ALL THOSE HOMOS THAT HE DRILLED..
HIV STATUS NOW REVEALED...
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED...
BULLY STARTED SINGING SO BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 
ALL THE GAY ADMINS IN ONE PLACE
TAKING TURNS RIDING RONALDS FACE
AS HE SCREAMED AGAIN AND AGAIN....
RON LUBES HIS ASS SO ITS NICE N SLICK
AS LAGRANGE BONES HIM WITH HIS LTTLE DICK
COS ADMINS ARE RONALDS ONLY FRIEND
AND AS RONALD GOT DOMED ON EVERY STAGE
HE UNINSTALLS IN A GINGER RAGE
NO HACKS ANYONE COULD SELL
COULD MATCH BULLYS SKILLS WELL
AS THE GINGER FADED OFF INTO THE NIGHT
TO FIGHT BULLY HE KNEW WAS NOT RIGHT..
HE GOES HOME MAKES GNASHES SQUEAL IN DELIGHT
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED...
BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 
RON SOMETIMES ITS OK TO LOSE..
TO A COOKING POT AND SOMEONE STEAL UR SHOES..
WE STILL SMILE AND ACCEPT UR GAY..
TO LIFE THERE IS SOO MUCH MORE
THAN BEING A FORUM LIKEWHORE..
AND WEARING THOSE TRACKIES ...THAT ARE GREYYYY..
BETWEEN THE SHEETS KILLSWITCH SCREAMED..
RONALD CRIED, AS HIS ASS WAS REAMED
NOT A WORD WAS SPOKEN...
RON WAS WAY TOO INTO THE POKING..
THE THREE MEN HE ADMIRES MOST...
BADABING GNASHES AND PADRINOS..
HE INVITES THEM ROUND FOR A SUNDAY SPITROAST...
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED....
BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH
BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH
 
Written by @Bully, a song dedicated to @Ronald
 
 

Fat cunt

Asylum is looking at an upside and we all want to see great content in the future so here's some suggestions for future content.  If I leave anything out, please add some ideas
 
New Money Making (everyone wants to see some good legal and illegal shit added) New Map (this was hinted and implied by a post and people wanna see it) Get Henry to fix or add a tow rope script (Some could tow a car to another and do double drug runs or the roleplayers can make a tow service) Nato Armory (That shitty video from September released this) SKINS!!! (Skins are a god awful game breaking need (Henry get back to your scripts and get Mitch on the skin train) MAKE SOME NOT IN FUCKING LOOT CRATES Ifrits NEED to be cheaper.  Slightly removing the Quilin meta was good but ifrits will be underused until they go to like 50k or something just not upwards of fucking 90k REMOVE SUPPLY AND DEMAND (Nobody fucking crafts and it sucks having every server with demand guns and vehicles Vehicle Upgrades with Insurance.  Its a nice touch and the majority of people like it Thats all I can think atm
 
 

You're an absolute loser Justi, deadset 

I just watched some more of your most recent videos Justi. Do you not understand what fun is or just taking the L. You're just being an absolute mong that no one wants to be around. You remind me of some mong cop who said that some CL on him, the cunt was wanted for a VM, and he would not shut the fuck up about reporting him so I told him to swing in the wind and fuck off. or google and ORCHID, all I hear from them in sidechat or direct is saying they are going to report someone. That shit is just annoying.

We have an unwritten rule in Heavy Breathing, if you lose nothing of value or the guy isn't a mong, don't report. Even if we do lose something of value or the guy is a mong we most likely don't report just dome him until he quits and by the time our gaming session ends, we've had enough time to not even care about the shitty report. Hardin the fuck up and play the game, someone RDM's, RDM them back, it means they don't record and if they do their footage is useless. The funniest times I've had on asylum is not following the rules and that is because some rules are stupid also some people believe they are immune because a rule exists, they get so mad. The number of times I've flipped someone's car to the moon right in front of them or passengered seated people on my time on asylum is ridiculous. A decent amount of those times were not on Civ. But people still manage to have fun. If it was something I felt bad for doing I would comp them a hefty amount and the jews of asylum are just as bad, they suck all the fun out. I had a guy turn himself in and asked to go straight to jail, I gave him a pardon of 120K because some jew was just waiting within the radius for the money. I told the civ why and we both laughed and had fun. 

TL;DR, Justi a mong, just have fun

You're an absolute loser Justi, deadset 

You're an absolute loser Justi, deadset 

I just watched some more of your most recent videos Justi. Do you not understand what fun is or just taking the L. You're just being an absolute mong that no one wants to be around. You remind me of some mong cop who said that some CL on him, the cunt was wanted for a VM, and he would not shut the fuck up about reporting him so I told him to swing in the wind and fuck off. or google and ORCHID, all I hear from them in sidechat or direct is saying they are going to report someone. That shit is just annoying.

We have an unwritten rule in Heavy Breathing, if you lose nothing of value or the guy isn't a mong, don't report. Even if we do lose something of value or the guy is a mong we most likely don't report just dome him until he quits and by the time our gaming session ends, we've had enough time to not even care about the shitty report. Hardin the fuck up and play the game, someone RDM's, RDM them back, it means they don't record and if they do their footage is useless. The funniest times I've had on asylum is not following the rules and that is because some rules are stupid also some people believe they are immune because a rule exists, they get so mad. The number of times I've flipped someone's car to the moon right in front of them or passengered seated people on my time on asylum is ridiculous. A decent amount of those times were not on Civ. But people still manage to have fun. If it was something I felt bad for doing I would comp them a hefty amount and the jews of asylum are just as bad, they suck all the fun out. I had a guy turn himself in and asked to go straight to jail, I gave him a pardon of 120K because some jew was just waiting within the radius for the money. I told the civ why and we both laughed and had fun. 

TL;DR, Justi a mong, just have fun