Brotherdave

Keep doing the lords work by keeping the APD cucklords out of Kavala.

The best god damn policing I've ever seen.  

Alright @Mitch (IFRIT) you don't have to make fake accounts to bad talk Olympus

Make it so when a bounty hunter tries to arrest someone, it sends them to jail instead and unrestrains the fugitive and gives the fugitive the money for their bounty. It’s only fair to the rebels trying to make montages. 

*Sing to the tune of American Pie (the day music died)*
 
A LONG MONG TIME AGO, I CAN STILL REMEMBER GINGER RON LIVING IN DENIAL.............................. 
ABOUT HIS ARMA 3 HACKS AND HIS GAY GREY TRACKIE DACKS AND HOW HE CALLED BULLY A CHILD..............................
BULLY HAD PICKLED HIS LIVER... ASSWOOPING ON CS HE DID DELIVER... 
A LOSS RON COULD NOT ACCEPT...HE JUST HIT THE DIS CONNECT.... 
I CANT SAY THAT I CRIED WHEN RON SAID BULLY UR FUCKEN FRIED,,, 
BUT HEY RON AT LEAST U TRIED... THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED....
SO BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 
DID RON WRITE HIS OWN SCRIPTS BRUV
AND IS HE SHOWING GNASHES SOME LOVE?
COS HE DOESNT BAN HIM SOOO..
RON BELIEVES IN TOUNGUEING GNASHES HOLE..
AND HE LIKES TO CARESS HIS EVERY ROLL
AND BELIEVES THAT SOMEHOW IT WILL EARN HIM A SOUL..
WE KNOW THAT RON IS IN LOVE WITH JIN..
AND WEARS HIS BALLS UPON HIS CHIN..
BUT HEY WHATEVER KEEPS HIM AMUSEEDD
EVEN IF THAT MEANS PUSHING ADMIN POOOOOOSSS
RON IS A PALE WHITE GINGER FAT FUCK
WHOSE GAY FOR MEN THE SIZE OF A TRUCK
SO MISS EVO UR OUT OF LUCK
THE DAY THIER FRIENDSHIP DIED...
BULLY STARTED SINGING SO BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 
AT LEAST TEN GUYS RON HAS GONE N BLOWN
GOD KNOWS HOW MANY HES GIVEN THE BONE
LAST I HEARD HE CONTRACTED H I V
RON PERFORMED CAKEFARTS FOR THE QUEEN N KING, WITH PUDDING HE BORROWED FROM BADABING WHILE HE TONGUED OL TRILOGYS STINKY RINGGG
AND WHILE RON ENJOYED TONGUEING BROWN, WHILTS WEARING HIS MOTHERS DRESSING GOWN
THE COURTROOM WAS ADJOURNED
A GAY VERDICT WAS RETURNEDDD
AND WHEN THE DAY HAD TURNED TO DARK
RON PRACTICED GAY SEX IN THE PARK
AND MONG WAS BULLYS ONLY REMARK
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED.
BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 
HELTER SKELTER IN A HOMELESS SHELTER
RON DREAMS OF WORKING IN AN IRON SMELTER
8 POUND AN HOUR WHILE TONGUING ASSSSSSSSSSS.. 
SUDENLY TRILOGAY PASSES GAS, 
RON COLLAPSES ON THE GRASS, 
WITH GNASHES ON THE SIDELINE LIL DICK @ HALF MAST......
POO PARTICLE AIR TO RON IS SWEET PERFUME..
BUT H I V WILL BE HIS DOOOM
HE GOT UP TO DANCE...
BUT EVERYONE RIDICULED HIS GAY GREY PANTSS..
COS HE FORGOT TO WEAR A CONDOM SHIELD..
ON ALL THOSE HOMOS THAT HE DRILLED..
HIV STATUS NOW REVEALED...
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED...
BULLY STARTED SINGING SO BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 
ALL THE GAY ADMINS IN ONE PLACE
TAKING TURNS RIDING RONALDS FACE
AS HE SCREAMED AGAIN AND AGAIN....
RON LUBES HIS ASS SO ITS NICE N SLICK
AS LAGRANGE BONES HIM WITH HIS LTTLE DICK
COS ADMINS ARE RONALDS ONLY FRIEND
AND AS RONALD GOT DOMED ON EVERY STAGE
HE UNINSTALLS IN A GINGER RAGE
NO HACKS ANYONE COULD SELL
COULD MATCH BULLYS SKILLS WELL
AS THE GINGER FADED OFF INTO THE NIGHT
TO FIGHT BULLY HE KNEW WAS NOT RIGHT..
HE GOES HOME MAKES GNASHES SQUEAL IN DELIGHT
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED...
BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH 
RON SOMETIMES ITS OK TO LOSE..
TO A COOKING POT AND SOMEONE STEAL UR SHOES..
WE STILL SMILE AND ACCEPT UR GAY..
TO LIFE THERE IS SOO MUCH MORE
THAN BEING A FORUM LIKEWHORE..
AND WEARING THOSE TRACKIES ...THAT ARE GREYYYY..
BETWEEN THE SHEETS KILLSWITCH SCREAMED..
RONALD CRIED, AS HIS ASS WAS REAMED
NOT A WORD WAS SPOKEN...
RON WAS WAY TOO INTO THE POKING..
THE THREE MEN HE ADMIRES MOST...
BADABING GNASHES AND PADRINOS..
HE INVITES THEM ROUND FOR A SUNDAY SPITROAST...
THE DAY THEIR FRIENDSHIP DIED....
BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH
BULLY STARTED SINGING BYE BYE GINGER PANTS GO CRY, YOU SAY YOU NOT A CHEATER BUT YOU CANNOT DENY, 
250 DOLLAR INVOICES THEY DONT LIE... WE ALL THOUGHT RON WAS A LEGIT GUY...BUT HES JUST A MONG... SIGH
 
Written by @Bully, a song dedicated to @Ronald
 
 

The best god damn policing I've ever seen.  

The best god damn policing I've ever seen.  

P.S Please don't take it down again, cheers

Keep doing the lords work by keeping the APD cucklords out of Kavala.

Welp in the midst of my RDMing and VDMing and Exploiting spree my friend Morality had to ruin it by issuing me a perm for VDM. Now I have never appealed a ban and I plan on sticking to that. Now I have no issues with morality, nice guy ya know. However now I cannot play on Asylum, boo-hoo sad story. So this is kinda a goodbye. I mean I'm still gonna be toxic on the forums and shit like everyday and probably ban evade occasionally, just thought I should let the people know of this tragedy. No longer will Kavala cops be passenger seated, no longer will cars be unflipped into space, no longer will restrained people be taken to skydiving and then dropped from 5km in the sky. No more will these great feats that have made Kavala the worst slum on Altis be occuring under the name of rando. sad day for kavala rats everywhere. <33333

@Kawaii I would like to begin the motion to posthumously award rank 1 to @王 rando 王 for his valiant service in Kavala.  There was no better VDMer and he was always willing to take a ban for the greater good.  A monument for him will be made once we successfully instill Anarco Capitalism.

House Honey Dicks
House Honey Dicks is the newest house of Hogwarts and has recently opened a school in the scenic city of Kavala as a quiet base of operations to recruit new mages from across the Mediterranean. House Honey Dicks mission in Kavala specifically is to overthrow the APD cuck overlords led by @DarkKnight and instill anarcho-capitalism into Kavala. Honey Dicks use a wide variety of spells, enchantments and incantations to gain an advantage both on and off the battlefield. 
Admission Requirements
As a student of House Honey Dicks you must meet the following criteria barring some exceptions:
1. You must agree that R. Kelly is a political prisoner
2. You must have sided with the Stormcloaks in Skyrim
3. You must have at least 2 Asylum bans on record with screenshots (Exceptions made for severity/video of first ban) 
Example-
4. You must be Subscribed to Pewdiepie
5. You have seen Edgegamer's singing video
6. You have never been to a cartel
7. Must believe in magic
8. No history of seizures/physical disability
Enrollment Format
IGN:
Age:
Why you want to enroll in House Honey Dicks:
Ban Screenshots (Harassment/Exploit preferred):
House Honey Dicks
The High Council (Rank 1) - Able to perform any type of spell, access to Hogwarts tuition grant money and suspend students.
Mi Hung Lo, Kawaii Ojou, Sheriff Rick, El chapo, Stan Lee, StevieDeeks, FatherSpreadMyAssPt1, Joey Jihad, 王Rando王(Post Mortem), MAXSA, , Brown Syndrome(Post Mortem)
Maxed Mage Lvl 99 (Rank 2) - Able to recruit to our house and access FAFSFA
王 i have aids in my but 王, Daryl Dixon
Grand Wizards (Rank 3) - Able to use alchemy table (crates)
Tony, Soviet Toaster, Predator, brand, luke, Play Mo Bamba please, Exodus, WhoSwigg, 
Students (Rank 4) - Able to enter magic school doors
Tactical Grandpa, Hentai Desu Desu, Stabl, Sgt Murray, scooba Steve, mpber, Alec, Chemist, Command Center
 
 
 
 

If you have a youtube channel for reporting the amount of stupid shit that this squeezer reports, you deserve to be banned.  This is one of the fundamental problems with Asylum's community.  The community has a bunch of these squeezoids running around getting off on creating player reports.  The Community managers need to come up with a system to deter excessive player reports and punishment for player reports that are a waste of time to watch.  Example, you report someone for RDM, it isn't RDM, the person who created the report gets banned for half the time.  
No one wants to play on a server with these types of player report hungry mongs.

If you have a youtube channel for reporting the amount of stupid shit that this squeezer reports, you deserve to be banned.  This is one of the fundamental problems with Asylum's community.  The community has a bunch of these squeezoids running around getting off on creating player reports.  The Community managers need to come up with a system to deter excessive player reports and punishment for player reports that are a waste of time to watch.  Example, you report someone for RDM, it isn't RDM, the person who created the report gets banned for half the time.  
No one wants to play on a server with these types of player report hungry mongs.

From what I hear you are super report happy, so I am kinda confused.
 

Get fucked all you little petty retards.

Are you not the one who report people for the most ridiculous reasons ever, just look at your youtube channel. We don't want anyone gone forever but if someone keeps breaking the same rule time after time after time, then they need a much more harsh punishment. Besides nowadays you can get away with accidental VDM/RDM so easily which I like, I have been rdmed/VDMed so many times but as long as they offer to comp me, I just let it go without taking money from them. Who gives a fuck. We all do mistakes but when people keep doing it over and over and over without even offering to comp you or anything then screw them, that's the only type of people I report and people like you who baits others into ''breaking'' rules. 
YOU should be banned for stuff like this, honestly not the cop you're reporting. 
Oh same spot again with the same offroad.. 

If you have a youtube channel for reporting the amount of stupid shit that this squeezer reports, you deserve to be banned.  This is one of the fundamental problems with Asylum's community.  The community has a bunch of these squeezoids running around getting off on creating player reports.  The Community managers need to come up with a system to deter excessive player reports and punishment for player reports that are a waste of time to watch.  Example, you report someone for RDM, it isn't RDM, the person who created the report gets banned for half the time.  
No one wants to play on a server with these types of player report hungry mongs.

If you have a youtube channel for reporting the amount of stupid shit that this squeezer reports, you deserve to be banned.  This is one of the fundamental problems with Asylum's community.  The community has a bunch of these squeezoids running around getting off on creating player reports.  The Community managers need to come up with a system to deter excessive player reports and punishment for player reports that are a waste of time to watch.  Example, you report someone for RDM, it isn't RDM, the person who created the report gets banned for half the time.  
No one wants to play on a server with these types of player report hungry mongs.

If you have a youtube channel for reporting the amount of stupid shit that this squeezer reports, you deserve to be banned.  This is one of the fundamental problems with Asylum's community.  The community has a bunch of these squeezoids running around getting off on creating player reports.  The Community managers need to come up with a system to deter excessive player reports and punishment for player reports that are a waste of time to watch.  Example, you report someone for RDM, it isn't RDM, the person who created the report gets banned for half the time.  
No one wants to play on a server with these types of player report hungry mongs.

If you have a youtube channel for reporting the amount of stupid shit that this squeezer reports, you deserve to be banned.  This is one of the fundamental problems with Asylum's community.  The community has a bunch of these squeezoids running around getting off on creating player reports.  The Community managers need to come up with a system to deter excessive player reports and punishment for player reports that are a waste of time to watch.  Example, you report someone for RDM, it isn't RDM, the person who created the report gets banned for half the time.  
No one wants to play on a server with these types of player report hungry mongs.

I just watched some more of your most recent videos Justi. Do you not understand what fun is or just taking the L. You're just being an absolute mong that no one wants to be around. You remind me of some mong cop who said that some CL on him, the cunt was wanted for a VM, and he would not shut the fuck up about reporting him so I told him to swing in the wind and fuck off. or google and ORCHID, all I hear from them in sidechat or direct is saying they are going to report someone. That shit is just annoying.

We have an unwritten rule in Heavy Breathing, if you lose nothing of value or the guy isn't a mong, don't report. Even if we do lose something of value or the guy is a mong we most likely don't report just dome him until he quits and by the time our gaming session ends, we've had enough time to not even care about the shitty report. Hardin the fuck up and play the game, someone RDM's, RDM them back, it means they don't record and if they do their footage is useless. The funniest times I've had on asylum is not following the rules and that is because some rules are stupid also some people believe they are immune because a rule exists, they get so mad. The number of times I've flipped someone's car to the moon right in front of them or passengered seated people on my time on asylum is ridiculous. A decent amount of those times were not on Civ. But people still manage to have fun. If it was something I felt bad for doing I would comp them a hefty amount and the jews of asylum are just as bad, they suck all the fun out. I had a guy turn himself in and asked to go straight to jail, I gave him a pardon of 120K because some jew was just waiting within the radius for the money. I told the civ why and we both laughed and had fun. 

TL;DR, Justi a mong, just have fun