[Change age requirements to join APD]

like 40% of the apd right now

[What is unused / not needed?]

 

me waiting for v2

[What is unused / not needed?]

3 hours ago, Clockwerk said:

I've found him in the tin shed just outside the fed with the fed still going off. idk if thats intended.

Not fun being cop? Criminals wasting your time? Retired APD Captain Clockwerk recommends to act according to APD guidelines

[ArE YoU NeW HeRe?]

is this the outstanding rolololplay I've heard so much about?

[Mason abuses his admin]

21 minutes ago, Hoodlum Priest said:

Shit, we are getting so many new members I cant keep up with them, thats Leroys job. Hes the mommy, Im the daddy.

[Bring back stratis]

let's compromise  -> Tanoa Strife <-

[very serious mental health thread]

[Pour one out....]

18 hours ago, maiko_ said:

only nibba speaking the truth on this thread smh

I blame the parents ...

 

what should have happened ...

[What is this?]

[When your Vdm misses your friend]

3 hours ago, YuSheng said:

 

You may hit a player with your vehicle only if they are firing at you, and blocking your direct path of travel. You may not maneuver to intentionally hit a player.

 

[When your Vdm misses your friend]

9 minutes ago, danile666 said:

Oddest accusation ever?

not an accusation just anther possibility I am considering ... personally I could care less if cops are salty manchildren or actual children

[When your Vdm misses your friend]

flies in and lands under the orca like a maniac because they want to get the tasty bounty ... calls vdm/rdm when shit goes south because it's fuckin arma .... my prediction is you will make it to sergeant no problemo unless you and your boy will get exposed for lying on your app 

[Standards that Captains are held too.]

hasn't it always been like this? 

brown nose your way up the food chain then use what little power you gained to treat people like shit and do whatever you want ... 

[Don't Stop Me Now]

[I Wrote A Poem For Mitch [ ifrit]]

time to go for a walk

[Master of none]

[Need a new name]

P.P. Smalls

[Jayshawn4Owner]

5 hours ago, Rodrigo said:

A moderator who breaks the rules?

 

[Wait What??]

2 hours ago, .Casper said:

The same thing happend to me on civ. Tried to hotdrop on drug tower and i tapped the rotor. We all ended up alt + f4ing to survive and my orca despawned. I got excited and thought id still have it. Turns out if that happens you lose it

[sCrIpT fAlIuRe, No cOmP]

 

[Krypton Shaving Montage]

I think the end result is very presentable

[Not really a goodbye]

12 hours ago, Heidelberg said:

????

[Not really a goodbye]

don't use your weapon as a vehicle

[Mod queue]

[Asylum is becoming the Wild Wild West]

4 hours ago, Zoex said:

If you submit a video that is less then 5 minutes prior to your death, expect your report to have no action taken,

https://plays.tv/video/57377fdab1e88baaac/rdm-report?from=user

this one got me banned for a day once ...@Manolo so if you lack the the sufficient amount of time I recommend you just add a couple of minutes screen time of yourself lying on the gound panting in your microphone like a retarded hamster ...  because everyone likes animals