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  1. Junke
    Junke liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Innate is a very small guy   
    i voted no but he has a better chance of touching pussy than skiman does
  2. Banksy
    Banksy liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Lonely? Need a friend? Purchase a Stoned Turtle for just 10% of your revenue   
    Are you tired of picking peaches by yourself? Are you tired of getting caught alone at meth lab? Do you need a scape goat for when you fail the bank? 

    Look no further. 

    For just 10% of your activities revenue, you can rent me for your activity! 
     
    Look forward to an amazing experience featuring : 
    A huge playlist of amazing songs to play via vehicle or direct chat Proven to be a great distraction by being clinically retarded Creative insults for when we get caught by the cops (Christmas gift from Badabing, anyone?) Need to be flown somewhere? No problem! I've been watching the pilots in the Ukranian/Russian war, I know how to fly 15m above ground to avoid AA and maximize chances of vdming someone.  REVIEWS
    "Stoned Turtle distracted the cops by flashing his dick and helped us escape from meth lab!" - @D. Grinch
    "Stoned Turtle has a litty playlist, ask about Taco Bell!" - @a black person
    "Stoned Turtle drove me to the brink of F11 irl with his insults" - @EDGE eGAMER
    "Stoned Turtle was willing to stand in the open and get 1 tapped by andyr to prove he was cheating, will use again!" - @FilipinoBusinessman
    "Stoned Turtle was able to help us take down Farmersville and stop the illegal weed trade!" - @Leroy Jenkins
    "Stoned Turtle was able to help me find a new home for my Tempest, he's the best!" - @Nikkii


     
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  3. Donald
    Donald liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Goodnight Billy   
    whatever you say fatty 

    be sure to wear your cpap machine
  4. 王 rando 王
    王 rando 王 liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Goodnight Billy   
    whatever you say fatty 

    be sure to wear your cpap machine
  5. DS_Billy
    DS_Billy liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Goodnight Billy   
    whatever you say fatty 

    be sure to wear your cpap machine
  6. Farmer Steve
    Farmer Steve liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Goodnight Billy   
    whatever you say fatty 

    be sure to wear your cpap machine
  7. Randoe on yt
    Randoe on yt liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Lonely? Need a friend? Purchase a Stoned Turtle for just 10% of your revenue   
    Are you tired of picking peaches by yourself? Are you tired of getting caught alone at meth lab? Do you need a scape goat for when you fail the bank? 

    Look no further. 

    For just 10% of your activities revenue, you can rent me for your activity! 
     
    Look forward to an amazing experience featuring : 
    A huge playlist of amazing songs to play via vehicle or direct chat Proven to be a great distraction by being clinically retarded Creative insults for when we get caught by the cops (Christmas gift from Badabing, anyone?) Need to be flown somewhere? No problem! I've been watching the pilots in the Ukranian/Russian war, I know how to fly 15m above ground to avoid AA and maximize chances of vdming someone.  REVIEWS
    "Stoned Turtle distracted the cops by flashing his dick and helped us escape from meth lab!" - @D. Grinch
    "Stoned Turtle has a litty playlist, ask about Taco Bell!" - @a black person
    "Stoned Turtle drove me to the brink of F11 irl with his insults" - @EDGE eGAMER
    "Stoned Turtle was willing to stand in the open and get 1 tapped by andyr to prove he was cheating, will use again!" - @FilipinoBusinessman
    "Stoned Turtle was able to help us take down Farmersville and stop the illegal weed trade!" - @Leroy Jenkins
    "Stoned Turtle was able to help me find a new home for my Tempest, he's the best!" - @Nikkii


     
    Find out today why Stoned Turtle is the #1 rent-a-friend service that Asylum has to offer! 
  8. AND
    AND liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Sirening - Should it be initiation?   
    and here I am thinking the peak of your mental illness is having a weeb avatar and then you go and post some shit like that
  9. Tyrone Darnell
    Tyrone Darnell liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Sirening - Should it be initiation?   
    and here I am thinking the peak of your mental illness is having a weeb avatar and then you go and post some shit like that
  10. Todd Howard
    Todd Howard liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Sirening - Should it be initiation?   
    and here I am thinking the peak of your mental illness is having a weeb avatar and then you go and post some shit like that
  11. DEMI ROZE ヅ
    DEMI ROZE ヅ liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Sirening - Should it be initiation?   
    and here I am thinking the peak of your mental illness is having a weeb avatar and then you go and post some shit like that
  12. shawn
    shawn liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Sirening - Should it be initiation?   
    and here I am thinking the peak of your mental illness is having a weeb avatar and then you go and post some shit like that
  13. GravL
    GravL liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Sirening - Should it be initiation?   
    and here I am thinking the peak of your mental illness is having a weeb avatar and then you go and post some shit like that
  14. Lucien
    Lucien liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Sirening - Should it be initiation?   
    and here I am thinking the peak of your mental illness is having a weeb avatar and then you go and post some shit like that
  15. Savage.
    Savage. liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Marked houses/sheds for key holders   
    你媽媽是烏龜
     
  16. Ryan.
    Ryan. liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Player Base   
    FUCK THE CHINESE I LOVE THE CHINESE THE CHINESE CAN STAY FOREVER BRING BACK MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD I NEED MOD I LOVE MOD I MISS MOD THEY WERE SO NICE AND WANTED TO LEARN ENGLISH
  17. MoLu.
    MoLu. liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Player Base   
    FUCK THE CHINESE I LOVE THE CHINESE THE CHINESE CAN STAY FOREVER BRING BACK MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD I NEED MOD I LOVE MOD I MISS MOD THEY WERE SO NICE AND WANTED TO LEARN ENGLISH
  18. Sandwich
    Sandwich liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in APD 'New Player' Check on Search   
    this is a baller idea lets fucking go +50
  19. RedComt
    RedComt liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Changelog February   
    wtf bring back the bape u fucking banana fucker
  20. stoned turtle
    stoned turtle liked a post in a topic by Donald in The Genius Cop Law   
    cops like you should be removed
  21. XxSharky
    XxSharky liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Changelog February   
    wtf bring back the bape u fucking banana fucker
  22. Rogue
    Rogue liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Witz appreciation thread   
    massive fucking W dev 

    Rogue you better be paying this man for his time cause hes the best in a long time 
  23. Bush Tiger
    Bush Tiger liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Witz appreciation thread   
    massive fucking W dev 

    Rogue you better be paying this man for his time cause hes the best in a long time 
  24. Invictus
    Invictus liked a post in a topic by stoned turtle in Witz appreciation thread   
    massive fucking W dev 

    Rogue you better be paying this man for his time cause hes the best in a long time 
  25. stoned turtle
    stoned turtle liked a post in a topic by NewYork718 in Changelog February   
    You should consider changing the cooldown timer for respawning after requesting a medic. I've requested a medic several times, no one comes, so I just sit there for 2-3 minutes watching my dead body & cant respawn. 
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