Fried Rice

As you all know i served as a faithful water-boy for the FSA for a small period of time, but we have decided to part ways. I am now looking for a new team who will appreciate my cold water and endless supply of sweat rags for the team.
Qualifications-
I always carry around extra Y inv.
I'm better with a defib then i am with a gun.
I can throw my body in the line of fire.
When i die you no longer need to go to rebel for more Y.
Can sometimes shoot people if they have their back turned to me.
Sometimes broke, sometimes not.
If you would like to contact any of my previous employers, please contact @Roice or @InnateOcean As i have been a water boy for both their gangs.

As you all know i served as a faithful water-boy for the FSA for a small period of time, but we have decided to part ways. I am now looking for a new team who will appreciate my cold water and endless supply of sweat rags for the team.
Qualifications-
I always carry around extra Y inv.
I'm better with a defib then i am with a gun.
I can throw my body in the line of fire.
When i die you no longer need to go to rebel for more Y.
Can sometimes shoot people if they have their back turned to me.
Sometimes broke, sometimes not.
If you would like to contact any of my previous employers, please contact @Roice or @InnateOcean As i have been a water boy for both their gangs.

Thank You, as this is a lovely application to the National League of Water Boys I'm sadly going to have to deny you. I do hope you apply again in the future with hopes of applying for water boy+ so that way we may tear your hope to shreds yet again.
Thank You for applying an have a lovely day.

-1 didnt follow jamals 3 simple steps to have a good montage

Denied, good luck in your future.

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This change is to help bridge the gap between our lower ranking officers (the backbone of the APD) and our APD staff team.
 
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You need exactly 0 ifrits for a fed. Other than that, I agree with you. 

I honestly think it's pretty fair. They increased the amount of gold and the amount of risk but if you have enough people to do it you can still make a lot of money each. Been doing lots of successful feds recently, you just need people that don't play like idiots and just hold their gate/watch north. 

the big cummers are professional fed smashers with a 100% success rate

obviously you can't because i ripped your head off 10 times at the last one

Congratulations to @RoguePilot @Smee for winning the contest. Your pictures have been uploaded to the main webpage http://gaming-asylum.com/
There were so many awesome photos posted, thank you so much!
I have another community project that I will be posting this weekend, keep your eyes peeled!
 
-Mitch
 
 

Cocaine is an illegal drug, and an illegal area. All other illegal areas are KOS and clearly marked on the map. This will not be changing. Watch your back and arm yourself doing illegal activities. You trade risk for the reward.

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Free Syrian Madrasa
Who Are The FSM?
The Free Syrian Madrasa is a sub section of FSA whose inhabitants may not meet the requirements of FSA.  we aim to help those who cannot find a gang to get into the rebel life, as any decent gang now requires a player to have 2000+ hours and a history of good gangs under their belt. We are aware that it can be very difficult to get started on Asylum so that is why you can donate your life to our cause, and help in the fight against the corrupt. We will help you get started and have a fun time doing so! FSM is affiliated with the Free Syrian Army. we expect anyone who joins the FSM to want to have a good time and want to improve their abilities. 
 
 
 
Requirements
 

Application
 
Application status : OPEN
Note: Failure to follow the correct format and lying on your app will result in you being denied. Any applicants accepted will be private messaged with TeamSpeak information.  Any queries about joining please message one of the people below. LEADERS:
@Eazy Reformed Good Boy

Disclaimer
Although we use the name FSM, it is strictly in the form of role-play in the asylum role-play servers. We are in no way affiliated with or support the actions and beliefs of the real FSM and do not intend to offend anybody. 
 
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#NotMyWaterBoy

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Happy Birthday Easy. Your name will ALWAYS be red for me. Cya on the battlefield, watch your six.

The moment when all your real life friends forget your bday so you gotta come to a community forum to be wished it
 
(Happy birthday)

I'd kiss badas old ass before I'd even think about kissing your ground. Oh wait, I'm already kissing his ass. Welp. Be right there. 

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Is this a Paratus alt-account?

Asylum is addictive because there is non stop ungoing interaction with other people. Good risk vs reward systems, an economy which requires you to actually grind if you want things as houses, ifrits, full rebel loadouts through a legitimatr way. A active community where your reputation lasts. In most games you often don't fight the same enemies twice. Here its like most know eachother. If you love this type of gameplay you stick with asylum till its closed. Fuck identity and its owner. 

I was with you until the last sentence. 

Tables have turned