[Gangs]

mitrones!!!

[Change to prison timer proposal]

jail time isnt counted by total bounty amount I think, always used to be based off of whatt type of charges you had, pretty sure manslaughter used to be like 8 minutes per. I think its unchanged but could be wrong

[Asylum Meet and Greet?]

that will end well

[ride or die]

3 hours ago, King said:

fat

bark for me

[Pyrgos Pirates [OPEN STRICT RECRUITMENT]]

18 minutes ago, Innate said:

This is content, requirement has to stay tbh

i hate him but he is right

[swat spawn]

let us gear up and remain at mobile hq instead of having to re-deploy every kit

[ride or die]

@.Nathan should apologise to @Ruffianfor being mean

[Staff Changes / Additions]

1 hour ago, Michael L said:

Good change, bad addition. Fuck you @william

couldnt agree more

[Pyrgos Pirates [OPEN STRICT RECRUITMENT]]

1 hour ago, Floki said:

Floki

508 hrs

1950000 

I let one of my exes put a but plug in my ass as we made love. I honestly liked it.

Denied

[Staff Changes / Additions]

love you @HunterB

[JJ Legend]

IS THAT CHINCHESTER

[5 | last?]

Only attention seekers put “last” in their montage titles. 

[New car horn]

@Innateapproves

[Senior Admin Legend Retires. Development news.]

@Ronaldmy oldest asylum friend.. one of the non squeezers you shall be missed.

 

@Witz witz/asylum cqc when?

[Gang Wars in 2024]

cheaterwars

[Junke III]

No drunk clips?!?

[Pyrgos Pirates [OPEN STRICT RECRUITMENT]]

55 minutes ago, nam cigam said:

didn't realize format changed, (((still pending medical asshole inspection from))),

Name - badman

Asylum hours - 426 this version, ~2k hours since 2016

Asylum cash - 1.9m

Whats the gayest thing you've ever done?- my wife pegged me while i wore a mercy cosplay

Accepted (asshole will be inspected at a later date)

[Pyrgos Pirates [OPEN STRICT RECRUITMENT]]

12 hours ago, nam cigam said:

STEAM: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Luckybadman/
MyAsylum: https://my.gaming-asylum.com/profile/search?pid=76561198053075032

can send pictures of my  shaker (asshole) if necessary

please DM our resident asshole inspector @Ruffian to verify thug shaker

[Pyrgos Pirates [OPEN STRICT RECRUITMENT]]

30 minutes ago, King said:

Selling warzone shed

yoyoyoyoyo

[Pyrgos Pirates [OPEN STRICT RECRUITMENT]]

6 hours ago, Junke said:

@NewYork718, due to LIES INORDER TO GET AN EGO BOOST you are not allowed to join the gang at anytime. 

not the crimson blacklist

[APD Federal Event/Money Problems]

fed events are fun, only shitters that dont listen hate going to them

[Changelog August]

4 hours ago, OB1 said:

Mad cuz you could never rob/arrest me

Considering the reward was high and the risk was 0, yeah was a bit ridiculous 

[Imperium Recruitment [Server 1] [CLOSED]]

12 hours ago, Defragments said:

Once more, recruitment has been closed. Let's see if we survive for another year to come.

cant believe crimson ran you off the server!!!!

[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

On 9/11/2023 at 11:01 PM, Henry Facesmasher said:

Which admin got their ifrit shedded?

Which shit cop got their 20k ifrit shedded?!

usually around 100k with taxes

[still waiting for competition]

4 hours ago, goyney said:

wasn't that ollie

Tyrese, but i do miss oliver