Sterling Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 Dunder Pimpflin, now with Amazon Prime! It's not Delivery, it's Dunder Pimpflin! Do you have a need for something? Running low on guns, ammo, meth supplies, or even reinforcements? Dunder Pimpflin has you covered! We now deliver to active engagement sights! Here's how it works, in what we have dubbed "The Process": The Process You find a Deliverer online (any member of the gang), and send them a text message of what you need. The Deliverer will text you a price! Once the cost of the materials has been paid, they will text you the location to pickup your items! This can take up to ten minutes due to the gathering of said items, if for some reason our warehouses don't have your item in stock.note: Dunder Pimpflin Deliverers will be recording, meaning that if you fail to pickup your items within ten minutes, it is on you. The Deliverer will be standing guard, however, to ensure nobody steals your package. If you are requesting reinforcements, you will be asked to add a location for said reinforcements. Once the location is settled, it is up to the Deliverer's discretion to accept or not. Should they, it will only be a flat fee of $200,000! We will arrive with the full arsenal of democracy Dunder Pimpflin, and assist in the fight to the best of our ability! Have any questions? Feel free to ask us in game, or to leave a message here! Blake., Mitch (IFRIT) and Bag Of Funyuns like this Link to comment
Blake. Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 $200,000 MASTA_B and Twinkie like this Link to comment
Sterling Posted June 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 Just now, Blake. said: $200,000 Correct. MASTA_B likes this Link to comment
Mayhem Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Blake. said: $200,000 For this price, I’d expect no less than 3 RPGs, everyone gets saved/revived, and an air lift out of the location. Fried Rice and Abu like this Link to comment
The Boss Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 5 hours ago, Blake. said: $200,000 Link to comment
goyney Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 I like how it says 'to the best of our ability'. Basically that means they die and do nothing but they still tried and they fuck off with the 200,000. Gold. Good Lub and Fried Rice like this Link to comment
The Boss Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, GO7NEY said: I like how it says 'to the best of our ability'. Basically that means they die and do nothing but they still tried and they fuck off with the 200,000. Gold. Yeah I don't trust a gang named after a sub-par soap opera that can't even use the correct SITES in their post. Edited June 10, 2019 by The Boss Link to comment
cHIP oTLE Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 $200,000 meatshields??? Yikes... i’ll do that job myself, thank you. Fried Rice likes this Link to comment
Father Juul :( Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 if you're asking $200,00 for "reinforcements" i can only imagine what your prices for materials are... Link to comment
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