Weirdest thing you wiped your ass with........

[Ballsack noodle]

Mine is a Leaf

[Brendon Smith]

Bark.

[Distinct]

Poison oak

[Boris]

The back page of a London Escorts guide.

[hamsham12]

A dick.

[rngr]

1 ply.

[xFurnish]

this thread. 

[Walt Jr.]

My moms dildo

[Polaris]

hundred dollar bills

[Bersabee]

When I was 12, I went on a scouts trip. I ended up accidentally wiping my ass with poison ivy. I currently to this day have anal hemorrhoids from time to time.

[Badboy]

45 minutes ago, Distinct said:

Poison oak

 

[Dakinehernandez]

 cat

[Walt Jr.]

My uncle hanks tongue but he told me not to tell anyone so shhh

[Midamaru]

Noteblock

[Scott]

You people are fucking weird

[Walt Jr.]

46 minutes ago, Scott said:

You people are fucking weird

Whats fucking weird about this?

[Das Otter]

When I'm hunting and forget to put toilet paper in my backpack. Socks are always my shit saviors. If I only have one pair then I hunt for a beautiful Canadian maple tree to use her majestic leaves as shit paper

Edited April 28, 2016 by Das Otter

[Alex:)]

my worst meme 

[Axe]

1 hour ago, Das Otter said:

When I'm hunting and forget to put toilet paper in my backpack. Socks are always my shit saviors. If I only have one pair then I hunt for a beautiful Canadian maple tree to use her majestic leaves as shit paper

I used Otter pelts

 

[Mr Smirnoff]

A dirty rock.

[Toasted]

Feenix g reno's right hand

[Feenix]

My shoe

[bunni]

On 4/27/2016 at 4:40 PM, Kessinger said:

When I was 12, I went on a scouts trip. I ended up accidentally wiping my ass with poison ivy. I currently to this day have anal hemorrhoids from time to time.

-1 He's lying. Ive personally seen his anus and there are no hemmorrhoids. Pls stop lying about the things that youve used to wipe your ass.

[Estellor]

Razor blades