Blind Berserker Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 A mushroom walks into a restaurant, the waiter says "sorry we don't server vegetables...." the mushroom says "I'm not a vegetable! i'm a real Fungi!!!" Link to comment
Henry Facesmasher Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 What do you call a cross between a cat and a cow? A meowcow I made that joke myself. I was trying to make it look like i was absolutely batshit crazy to a temp at work and I came up with that on the spot and told him how much meth I smoke Link to comment
Revenant Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus. william likes this Link to comment
Noble Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it. Mike Stmria likes this Link to comment
Noble Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 (edited) How do you start an admin marathon? Put a comp requester behind them. Edited March 10, 2017 by Noble Link to comment
James Anderson Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 (edited) How did the Civilian Die? Spoiler He reached for @Painbringa112's Gun. Who is Phoneless ? Spoiler @Flameless Edited March 12, 2017 by James.Anderson Link to comment
HomeTrlx Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 On 10.3.2017 at 4:54 PM, Noble said: Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it. Oohhhhhh noble I like it. Link to comment
Johnny Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Why is North America so bad at League of Legends? Spoiler Because they can't defend their towers. HomeTrlx likes this Link to comment
william Posted March 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 @Jaeger who is the winner Link to comment
Henry Facesmasher Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 So a homeless man is standing on the street corner watching people walk by. This woman in a red dress with long brown hair walks up to him and asks him for some change. The man in disbelief asks why she is asking him. She replies I need money for some food and drink. So the homeless man reaches down into his money cup and busts out a couple quarters for the pretty lady. The woman walks across the street into the convenience store. Moments later she comes out holding a pack of bubble gum. The homeless man sees this and decides to walk across the street to confront her about it. The homeless man grabs the woman by the hair with his left hand sweeps his right leg under her left leg and smashes her face to the ground. The man then starts yelling and screaming at her all the while taking his belt off. He takes the belt, wraps it around her neck and asks her very quietly into her ear "Why did you use MY booze money to buy yourself some gum" to which the woman replied "I used my OWN money that I EARNED to buy this pack of gum, I still have your booze money in pocket, and you can have it back under one condition. You have to let me go." So the homeless man lets the woman go and she turns around smacks him in the face, takes his belt and ties him up to the closest street post. The woman then takes all of his booze money, walks back into the convenience store and buys a 5 gallon bucket of moonshine. She then takes this moonshine with a funnel that she stole and forces the homeless man to chug the entire thing. The homeless man passes out and regains conciseness hours later with his pants around his ankles and a 5 gallon bucket shoved up his bhole. Funny joke. Link to comment
Flameless Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 @Henry Facesmasher I think you've got some deep, dark conflictions stemming from your childhood... Henry Facesmasher likes this Link to comment
Henry Facesmasher Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Just now, Flameless said: @Henry Facesmasher I think you've got some deep, dark conflictions stemming from your childhood... What's more important is if you read the whole thing or what because that was definitely a shit story Link to comment
Mike Stmria Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 I was out of town. But we have very few participants, wanna wait more? Or want a winner know? Link to comment
william Posted March 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 13 minutes ago, Jaeger said: I was out of town. But we have very few participants, wanna wait more? Or want a winner know? Friday? Link to comment
Legit Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Jaeger said: I was out of town. But we have very few participants, wanna wait more? Or want a winner know? What kind of modem did Jimi Hendrix have? Spoiler A purple Hayes. Link to comment
Mike Stmria Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Just now, william said: Friday? Friday will be. For all, by bad jokes I mean good bad jokes, not bad jokes with out sense or anything that you are trying to make out of your mind. william likes this Link to comment
Matthew Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Jaeger said: Friday will be. For all, by bad jokes I mean good bad jokes, not bad jokes with out sense or anything that you are trying to make out of your mind. why did sally fall off of the swing Spoiler she has no arms : ) likes this Link to comment
: ) Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Matthew said: why did sally fall off of the swing Hide contents she has no arms Matty I thought you was better than this Link to comment
Henry Facesmasher Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 8 hours ago, Jaeger said: Friday will be. For all, by bad jokes I mean good bad jokes, not bad jokes with out sense or anything that you are trying to make out of your mind. Oh kind of like this 'sentence'. Ok gotcha. Link to comment
HomeTrlx Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 My life. Mike Stmria and Alec-I like this Link to comment
KrazyKnight Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 (edited) Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, ‘Do you know why I can’t be buried there?’ And we all say, ‘Why not?’ And he says, ‘Because I’m not dead yet! Edited March 15, 2017 by KrazyKnight Totally didn't steal this joke or anything. ;) Mike Stmria likes this Link to comment
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