Boris

Give us your houses bud. Also, I will actually miss you if you go, you're a funny fella. (But I know your ways cannot be changed and I imagine there are people who would love to perm you.)

I'm gunna have to swap to P3 and smack you fellas, you're getting an ego.

That's pretty cool.

NOBODY MESSAGED ME FOR THIS?

300m sounds like a good bet.

Why would you bump it half a month later!!

10k and no doors would be fine. I still use them though.

They're only about 30k, not 80k as some people were claiming.

What.

where are you going?

Hell yeah. (refueling my choppers is going to be so much easier)

Shocking display of lagswitching! When's the ban ladies and gentlemen?

I dig the fantasy but it's not something that'd happen on Asylum. You'd roll up to a drug field and lethal one cocaine guy who's AFK playing Apex, probably.

Honestly just make cop gear fully free tbh.

I'm glad to see the return of P3. Someone drag Space Turtles out of the woodwork. I'll also be accepting a lieutenant position for P3 if you're looking for people to fill them, it's the precinct I got promoted on to begin with. (Very happy I ran all that meth on S3 already though...)

ERCO.

I don't want to go. I've been on this server for... 5 years now? I want things to get better. I'm replying to you as the server tries to catch up while i'm pushing drug.

This doesn't seem right...

The year is 2023. Asylum has come to a natural end. Drunk Squad are the only remaining players. Each DS player has 100 million dollars in the bank. They continue to spout "N-NINTY NINTH P-P-PERCENTILE" as they fire RPGs at the two cops who still play. After successfully bribing 2 more cops to get on, they congratulate themselves on a successful bank by running more meth and posting RPG clips on the forums. All is well for DS.

I played with Synergy, but then they left due to server stability. I played with Prime, but now they’ve mainly moved to Olympus. I made money on 3, but now I have enough money for anything I need and no longer need to. I played a few times with Envy, but they are moving towards other games. Now I login and I don’t really have anyone to do rebel stuff with. I go on cop and I hope to find people at drug fields and doing rebel activities, but it’s usually just smash and grabs and driving around aimlessly. I can handle server issues and I can grin and bear a lot of things, but all my friends leaving elsewhere is really making it difficult not to look at other servers/games in a more attractive light.

It's completely possible to respect what the staff are doing while still being frustrated about the current state of the servers.

Minecraft is low key super fun though.

At what point do we have to say "fuck it" and just re-write the mission file?

Sold, thanks fellas.

Still selling these.