Joe (StealthProxy)

I was once alone on server 4, fired off my Rook, and got red chained.
True story.

cant even fight gang vs gang without it crashing. i know nothing will happen but just a thought cause everytime either a smoke from an ifrit comes out or mutiple shots from mutiple people it crashes!!!

bye 

Have you wondered why vehicles vanish when they are impounded, Or you wonder why they vanish when they are seized. ?
Well This is the idea for everyone. Don't you want to bring a job role to altis ? or just another place for rebels to get their vehicles back ?
 
Well this will bring back some fun to altis, So here we go.
How it works for Civilians
When a vehicle is requiring to be impounded / seized, the police will send a notification to any online workers who have the talents and equipment of that nature. Simple add a scroll wheel option inside for officers to use and it will send a location and type of vehicle on the map ( large or Small ), Workers will then respond to that with a "medic sort of notification ( hit 9 to respond or 8 to cancel )
When arrival of destination the vehicle used can be "Tow Roped"  Workers will then drive to any 3 locations out side city limits to an impounding/seize area where they can turn the car in for money, ( just like chop but legal ) when impounding 10 - 20 % of the vehicle value is paid out in "cash" to the worker depending on how fast they get it to the impound/seize centre/center.
Then on civilians must reclaim back their vehicles , Just pay 25% of the value of the vehicle, and its parked nicely out the front. 
How It works for Rebels
If you are a rebel, and see a vehicle that is yours or not yours the person holding up the security guard after a certain time limit can then use bolt cutters to cut the Clamp of the car, then lock picked to receive keys. At that point it can be driven to a chop shop to either reclaim for 50% of the vehicle price or sheer cash in hand.
How it works for APD
Hop in the vehicle of choice an app will pop up on phone for police, simply click and a notification is sent.
Or you can impound the "long way" and receive nothing or receive bonus for calling a worker and successfully gets impounded Only impounding officer will receive paycheck
It was this picture that gave me the thought of posting this

 

Yeah, I know its not free. But there should be free skins and then should be badass donor skins.
Awe... You are making me blush. lmfao
4WB 4 THE WIN!!!

oof  at least someone dose 

I love you guys @Action_Jaxon @xlOutsiderlx 

lmfao. 
Lmfao. Perfect. Just had IQ 001 for the number on the side and a poop emoji on the side. And have the back side say, Joe Driving! And how is my driving sign on the back.... Oh man what you can do.

Make a custom APD hatch for @Joe (StealthProxy) Saying stay back I’m going to hit a poll 
Then you should add the poop emoji because it smells 

because someone would totally pay for a 200 gbps attack on asylum.... Forever with the Excuses 

This is partly satire, and not a thread complaining about the update. 

Pls no lock mods, as I worked hard on this. 
 
 

Back to back 200Gbps attacks resulting in an hour long nullroute.

crashes every five minutes

In game name: Sluck
Teamspeak name: Mexican Gnashes
Timezone: Zulu
Age: 9
Arma 3: whats that?
What members can vouch for you: Kathy's Left Ass Cheek
Why should we accept you into Kathy's Ass?: I eat ass
Most active time for you(weekdays, nights, weekends, etc.): Eating ass

I just want a server that can support 50 people without lagging out.

Hotfix 2:
Medics can now buy hatchback sport medic vehicles More "weapons" were removed from the primary weapon check Skin added for CL bodybag.   First person to post the pic of the bodybag skin gets a little something from me.
Edit:  Thanks @Gen. Henry Arnold for the skins!

Altis Lumber is open for business
Seeing an opportunity to get bigger and harder wood, the Altis Lumber corporation has setup two lumber mills to process wood into planks (which have higher resale value).  Once you have processed your wood into planks you can sell them to a Commodities Trader.  Altis Lumber hopes that everyone will take this new opportunity to get wood on Asylum.  Remember their motto:  The harder the wood, the higher the value!
Additional items in this patch:  
Players who disconnect while downed or restrained will now spawn a bag on the ground that can be sent to jail by the Police or any bounty hunter who has their bounty before the disconnect happened.  Go to the bag, and scroll wheel to send combat logging d-bags to jail.   The seizure of illegal items by the APD has been optimized.  Also, zipties are no longer able to be seized by the APD.   Bounty hunters participating in the Skip Tracer game system now receive a message when they arrest someone to show them how much honor they made for the arrest. Governor messages have been limited to 250 characters. If you already have a primary weapon equipped, and attempt to purchase another one, you will receive a message instead of automatically replacing your current weapon.   The clothing system has been rewritten to more properly display custom skins (and to be much more efficient). You may no longer rapidly pull vehicles from the garage.   APD officers who have been downed while in a vehicle can now be removed from the vehicle by players.   Medics will receive more money for the service of reviving you now.  Parole has been optimized and should be more reliable.   The wanted list should now always show the proper name for a player who is wanted. Bounty Hunters:  The "Enter Vehicle as Bounty Hunter" option will now only show if there is a restrained player in the vehicle.   You can no longer capture a cartel with an SDAR (sorry fam, go get a real gun). The Community Goal discount for unlimited items should now apply properly. The APD opened a picnic area at Air HQ.  Bring your boyfriend over and have a nice relaxing meal. Various backend performance fixes. Finally, the wanted system has been completely rewritten for optimization.  This should reduce network traffic a ton when loading the wanted list.  The other added benefit is that the theoretical maximum bounty is going to be much, much higher now.  Who can get it up the highest?  I guess only time will tell...

Pretty sure the new dev worked on the servers/code for all of about a week.