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New procedures for High Value Target (HVT) Processing. The first paragraph has been changed slightly to clarify an amount ($25k+). The procedure goes unchanged.  This is updated in the APD Wiki processing guide.
*Effective immediately* 
High Value Targets (HVT's) are individuals with large bounties ($25k+) on their heads whose gang mates or associates may attempt to rescue them violently from police custody. Use the following procedure if you are processing a HVT. The $25k is subject to change, as new procedures may be developed in the future.
Procedure:
The suspect should be notified they are being treated as an HVT. Inform the HVT that you will be issuing them a ticket first. They may refuse the ticket if they wish to explain their charges and roleplay. If the HQ comes under attack while discussing their charges, they will be sent straight to jail. If the HQ does not come under attack, process them normally. Based on their roleplay, issue another ticket, parole, or pardon.  

This is what we need.

@MR.COW
 
 

A drunk abubukar gives a great speech to the new brothers

BASIC APD PROCEDURE

Grammar*

every single person that gets caught for something and then "apologizes". 

He was a good boy!  He only exploited so he could have new shoes and look fresh for college!

+1 he dindu nuffin wrong just like my boy he just wanna do hood rat things with him and his friends 

Sounds more like you are sorry you got caught than that you are sorry for doing it

king roast
 

The first phrase said is my response to your apology. lol.

The APD

I cringed every time you were about to crash the hummingbird with a pole

L stands for Leon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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I am so used to that has been kicked message I legit went to click ok & try to reconnect.

Once there were 2 friends named Alice and Sabrina that fought over a guy and Sabrina walked out and left. Alice left feeling bad and went to her basement and grabbed a rope and hung herself at the park. Sabrina was awakened by the doorbell ringing but when she went to the door to get it, no one was there, but she was surprised to see a hole through her friend alice and sabrina’s lips slit so much that you could see the molders in the back of her head and that she had stiches on her neck with white soul-less eyes then she walked to Sabrina and said “he should have been mine, i shouldnt have felt bad your nothing but a prick”… she pulled out a knife from the back of her pocket she slowly went for the kill and before she rasied her arm in the air with knife in hand “…..now…. u shall see what hell is like…..” while she cut her lips all the way to the back of her head “it has no smiles…” she said as drawing a smile on Sabrina’s face “and you also dont need your whole head..” she said smiling and grabbed a firearm from her other pocket and and shot her on the side of the head. Sabrina fell to the ground in pain “oh you also dont NEED A HEAD.. because everybody is crazying in HELL!“ and then cut her head off and left the remaining body there… Alice awoke to she her friend …we can still be friends….as long as you help satan….`she smirked. alice agreed and now they kill other people one by one. If you dont repost this to 5 ppl then you shall meet your death face to face with Sabrina and Alice.