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OwenSeven

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  1. OwenSeven

    :)

    dogs don't have genders, wake up people
  2. haha oops I forgot to switch accounts. Don't worry though Deazy is fine
  3. I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Deazy Johnson We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him blow in my ear, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Deazy. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry and sexually frustrated. Sometimes we will look across the table at dinner and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
  4. I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Deazy Johnson We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him blow in my ear, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Deazy. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry and sexually frustrated. Sometimes we will look across the table at dinner and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
  5. Granted. Go ahead and get em with my permission
  6. OwenSeven

    Yikes

    are you ok? are the bath salts kicking in?
  7. Ayy look at me boys Wow that was a primitive roster. Back when I hadn't yet learned the art of google sheets and true art.
  8. Hell yea Halo Online is great. Been playing on Demon Strength's infection server when he puts it up. It's usually hella fun.
  9. Nice. Hopefully people can start doing dumb shit like this more often now with the money cap being changed. Also +1 for CLG
  10. was the northamerican Lt. in nato and in un for a bit, but that server is long gone now.
  11. Sup rhys. I remember you from ArmaNetwork a while ago, but anyways on topic. Nah
  12. God damn I do love some Asylum forum drama.
  13. OwenSeven

    APD Insight

    Being a cop IRL could not be any different then the APD. This is hardly even a roleplay server anyways. The only similarities between real life law enforcement and this shit is what you refer to yourself as. If you want to actually roleplay as a cop then you are better of on battlefield hardline or trying to find a minecraft roleplay server. There is nothing here that will help you relate to what it's like.
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