Spencer

In game name: Kiwi
Age: 5
Hours on Arma (Provide Screenshot): https://gyazo.com/87f683d3b7174b76ec33147f858359cf
Why should we accept you? Because I'm a cute little kid who loves pigs and arma
Are you able to play before 18:00? Of course
Do you know any current members that can vouch for you? Everyone
Add a picture of a cute piglet (No Google!)

Similar situation with myself also...
 
>Taking Zaros turf with Bikstok both have high bounties
>Pull separate hatchbacks
>Leave Zaros after taken
>Bikstok gets cops on him
>Rush back to Bikstok
>Get Memleak while driving
>Bikstok drives past my frozen hatchback
>Mem leak starts to clear up
>Get nailed by desync'd cop car in opposite direct
>Hop out of car 
>Mem Leak again
>Game Freezes
>Game Closes
>Try to login server is full
>Login 30 minutes later after lunch
>Banned for 3 days for CL  
 
Admin that is no longer admin :"Do you have Proof of said "crash"
Yes let me get my shadowplay of fucking nothing...
 

Stole an orca
Try flying it to kaval chopshop, get mem leak.
Cops in a hummingbird find me and start shooting at me
Somehow mem leak stops and i fly to chopshop
Before landing mem leak starts again, got like 2mins to land
Do it as safely as possible as i have 1fps
Land it, game freezes (1min left)
Game unfreezes last 30 secs
I run to chopshop... get the message "There are no vehicles near to sell"
Restart hits

 
P.S. After restart i log back in, orca gone (had 35 lockpicks on me)

The main reason people don't go to the oil cartel is because its always empty. It rarely has rubber that dissappears over restart. I think it should sync over restart because then it would be more appealing to gangs. No hate please it's just an Idea

Do ppl actully call this music 

Its official @Hubschrauber turned his flying expertise into the art of combat.  

I haven't posted anything funny in awhile, had a lot saved up. @Eptic , @Co1t , @Addon, @Rugged, @Vanilla Coke , @R4N9A , @Forrest , @Goku , @Parker, @Anthony, @Zodiac, @Rusty:) 
NOTE: THIS IS LOUD , WARNING NOW
 

you showed the instinct ts 

K

so fsa wipe your gang but they suck and should disband, aren't instinct the gang that keeps making salt posts about fsa everytime they beat you?
 
kill 
your
self

how has nobody commented on him using internet explorer.

At least you didn't lock the thread after your first post. 

Oh my god, I super brain farted. Thought of the explosives in Arma and not... the one I actually created.
It's late and that'll be my excuse.

The problem's not on my end, it's on Bohemia's and they are already aware of it and fixing it. Why do you think that because it's more prevalent on our mission that it's a problem on our end? Our mission uses more memory because it has a lot of features, and that's all there is to it.
Before you bitch and complain, at least understand what you're complaining about. If it's working properly on BI's end it would be literally impossible for any mission script to totally crash the client with such an error.
Try Dwarden's performance binaries if you're impatient.

Not really, we still have dev servers. It's just that testing things like this is much more effective on a live system.
100+ people playing on a live server will find many more bugs than 1-2 playing on a dev server. We wouldn't necessarily want to do that to all 5 servers though.
But really we're just doing it to upset @Bikstok

Get @SharingWriter to ban him 

Your whole argument towards me went out of the window the moment you called me a "kid". If you're that experience in handling, or have quite big wallet to hold against 50k r/s attack, donate it to the server instead of crying.