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This is going to be a good one.

I nominate @Charks for having the most based takes in this thread.

Came to find this post from a screenshot posted in a discord to say: W

Wow. Great update — right on target. 🎯

QQs: Back in the day, CMs also had the equivalent of current SA responsibilities – it seems like this new CM role is much smaller in scope. What will this role tangibly do now? What does separate but equal rank actually mean? Are they equally going to be involved in all server decisions?

Ah yes, I remember this like it was yesterday. 😂 #DogMeatGate

Is this Reapered, that basically obliterated the Asylum TS from existence, Reapered? 😆

Big fan.

Try these:

o7 sir

Dear god. You just reminded me that it HAS been almost 5 years..

So proud of you @Bilal Battu. Pre-6.0 was the best time I had at Asylum and I know you will do wonders to this community. Shall you want it, I would be willing to come back to Admin to keep our servers clear of cheaters and ban evaders again. Here's to the future. An exciting one.

I use a Shure SM58.. Which honestly, unless you EQ it, sounds a bit dark and muddy. If you can EQ it, you can make it sound like a million bucks. https://www.amazon.com/Shure-SM58-LC-Cardioid-Dynamic-Microphone/dp/B0179T2CM8

Ahem.

You the MVP. If you don't get anyone from this, I would go around the map looking for new players since they aren't likely to have a forum account.

I get both sides of this argument. A wipe and a two week ban is a major punishment for someone that received money via hacker. However, what you guys are not seeing is how disruptive this is for the admins. Seriously. This shit is super fucking hard to fix. It is a nightmare and a half to go through everyone's account to search for abuse. Especially since it is time sensitive - every second that goes by requires more time going through each individual account. It is a morale killer and many admins literally stop whatever they are doing at their IRL job to come fix this. If this was an easy problem to fix where the admins could just flip a switch to fix everything, I doubt the punishments would be this severe. Next, the argument that the administrative staff allows these scripters on the servers is not a fair point. Straight up, scripters will always be a part of Arma. It is both the admins AND the communities' responsibility to do their part to make this as frictionless as possible to fix. I would recommend that the community have some empathy (yes, straight up Motown in this bitch) for the admin staff and also, that the admin staff do the same towards the community.

No I rather see EDGE eGAMER

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Hey looky at you Probably need some more food Eat my nutsack, chew! (Not Asylum-related, RIP)

I hear both at the same time. It's dependent on how old your ears are. As you age, you lose the ability to hear higher frequencies. The "Yanny" is a high-frequency that damaged, or old, ears wouldn't be able to hear. It's similar to a dog whistle. There used to be a bakery near me that had a dog whistle blowing at all times and it would keep the kids away. The adults were oblivious.

Holy mother of lord baby Paratus, that just sent a cringe throughout my entire body.

What a hero.