Padrinos

Yea, jump on in. Under the multiplayer tab, do a filter for Asylum. It will pop up with our servers, #1-#5. Join and in the lobby, select the civilian tab on the left side. Then click an empty spot and you will see your name. Then press Join. Once in the game, press M for map and read the server rules.  Comma and period keys change the different chats, so typically you are going to use direct chat to talk with other players in game.  Other than that, have fun and keep your head low

   I got a fresh hamburger here, delicious right off of the grill. I have some lettuce and tomato along with a slice of cheese. This thing is dripping with flavor and i must take a bite. I click on the video and take that first bite, the flavor is beyond.. welp i spit out the burger from laughing so hard.
 
1) How much do i need to pay in order to make a special fucking appearance?
 
2) Can this please be a weekly thing? These videos are always on point and bring comedic relief to shit going on in the community.
 
 
PS - I will be coming over to your house bilal to collect compensation for my food. TY

Short stories, but working a medieval novel and a choose your own adventure story based on Asylum. 

Part time volunteer admin, full time hero. Oh and I write. <3

LOL rebel at the end gets a fucking hatcback to the back of his head,
get rekt m8
i r8 8/8

HAHAHA, Now thats a pile up

That was smooth. Smokey and the bandit shit right there

I love patrolling in my civ life with Gokarts 

I love patrolling in my civ life with Gokarts 

It just got weird, didn't it?

Short stories, but working a medieval novel and a choose your own adventure story based on Asylum. 

A scripter passed out a bunch of money on the server.  Some people tried to launder the money thinking it would be a good idea.  It wasn't.  We've been cleaning up dozens of accounts for the majority of the day today.  
Advice to the community: If you receive large amounts of money don't do anything with it and make a report.  If you try and keep it, hide it, buy a bunch of stuff it makes our job a lot harder and you end up getting punished.

I love patrolling in my civ life with Gokarts 

I love patrolling in my civ life with Gokarts 

Part time volunteer admin, full time hero. Oh and I write. <3

Many people won't agree to it as they will have less of an advantage. I would love it though.
 

Would certainly enforce real strategy.

I did a sanctioned gang fight between TFS and MOB tonight.  Was hella fun. I'd like to do more. Like a 6, 7 or 8 versus. All you have to do is show up, get a quick safety brief, choose your weapons and then whip on in standard delicious Asylum fashion. Anyone interested?

Regiment bb...

I did a sanctioned gang fight between TFS and MOB tonight.  Was hella fun. I'd like to do more. Like a 6, 7 or 8 versus. All you have to do is show up, get a quick safety brief, choose your weapons and then whip on in standard delicious Asylum fashion. Anyone interested?

Getting 2 gangs together and setting them up to have a gang fight.

Found an old video of some APD rappin
 
 

Found an old video of some APD rappin