Slade Wilson

It comes with profound sadness that today Asylum looses a legend. Leady has decided to retire from his 7 years of distinguished service as a staff member. He is the longest running staff member to date, and his contribution, dedication and passion for this community will never be forgotten. 

I could never thank @Leady enough for teaching me the countless lessons over the years. He has been a consistent partner in crime and has always answered my calls for help. 
Take care in your retirement, and we will all forever be in debt to you.
 
Mitch 

Added:
New "Blasphemy" Crate  https://store.gaming-asylum.com/keys/ Screenshots of skins Here Two Highly Topical Subscriber Skins - 100% this wont be a dead meme by the time the patch comes out Rock'd Oscarred  Remade & Improved Quest System (Beta) The way quests are handled has been completely rewritten. Releasing with a limited number of quests for testing. Progress and previously completed quests have to be reset for all factions. Consider this the start to a new season of quests (This also means you can re-earn rewards)  Per Restart quests now pull 5-7 random restart quests from a pool instead of displaying every restart quest. New quests! New rewards include the ability to blood bag other players while laying down and a chance to earn a limited number of MXM's for Bounty Hunters. Now features some Anti-Cheese.  More Optimizations Removed Infinite money exploits (Hopefully) fixed existing quests (Progress/Completion) Removed quests that can no longer be completed Fixed some civ quest rewards applying to Cop/Medic Added 2 Secret Hidden Quests. (More to come?) Quest rewards which would affect your domination experience (Pig sniper/cocaine) have been removed for now Domination Quests do not exist for the time being. (Don't worry moon horn is safe) More Quests from the original quests will be added in later patches.  With the amount of change to quests please be sure to make a bug report if any of these are not working Random Turf Flag Spawns Each turf now has 4 flag locations that will be picked from at random on server start. NPC's & vehicle spawns will move with the flag. Time Trial (Alpha?) An ego driven fued which has manifested in Developers racing against each other to set the fastest time. Set a time on our global leaderboards by going to the Go-Kart NPC and hitting "Start time trial" Features 0 Rewards, 0 Money. But you do get to beat our times and feel superior APD will likely camp this to give you a $100 speeding ticket and ruin your day. Pat-Tech Missiles may target these officers Features 2 anti cheese methods: 1.) No Nitro 2.) No Admin Menu. All other Shenanigan's welcome. When someone gets a time that seems too fast (or is faster than ours) we will silently delete their time and refuse to accept someone can hit W & shift better than us.  Dynamic Random Events. Earthquake/UFO/Ship Wreck/Plane Crash/Air Drops, Coordinate better when spawning  
Helicopter controls now unlock for co-pilot when the pilot is killed/downed/disconnected. You can now only start a prison break if a prisoner is inside. Vehicle trackers & Vehicle alarms available at the cop shop Skinning Knife & Nitro now available at Rebel Added the ability to toggle showing your Asylum plus icon (can be found in your phone settings) APD Medic Prestige Talent "I/V Global Elite", Allows APD officers in the medic slot to blood bag *OTHER PLAYERS ONLY* while prone.  Medics can now impound their own armored vehicles. (They remain unable to impound civ illegal vehicles)  Changed/Tweaked:
Daily Login Bonus All new Login Bonus's Better rewards earlier on so losing that login bonus doesn't feel so bad House Keys House keys are now a paid upgrade available in the house menu Up to 5 spare keys can be purchased which are used to allow other players access to your house. Change the locks - Upon selling or transferring ownership of a home this upgrade will not persist to the new owner.  Existing keys have been wiped and you will need to purchase this upgrade in order to re-add friends to a home.  (Gang houses remain unchanged)  Other House Upgrades Scotch Barrel $20,000 -> $35,000 Lead container $350,000 -> $250,000 Oysters Oysters are now legal and farmed from in turtle zones near the trawler wrecks on sea floor. Oysters are now cooked/fried on campfire Bolt Cutting Handcuffs 12s -> 15s Rock Weight 6 -> 3 Arson Kit Weight 10 -> 8 Legal Money Making Mining: Slightly more uncut diamonds Metal Detecting: Less Yield, significantly less metal plates (More time detecting less time dropping items)  Wreck Excavating: Added more items to loot table. Sell Price Adjustments Buy Price Adjustments Vehicle Prices Global discount for having 10+mil 5% -> 2% Charges Automatic charges are now filtered out from add charge menu (APD) Arson $15,000 -> $12,500 Renamed "Possession of Concentrated Cannabis" to "Possession of Golden Wax" Renamed "Police Checkpoint Gates" to "Manipulation of Police Gates" Renamed "Possession of Marijuana" to "Possession of Reggie Weed/Stems" Narcan Shots renamed back to Adrenaline Shot Seriously why would a Narcan shot help you get up from being shot by a rubber bullet.  Players with the talent "Grease monkey" will have their vehicles spawn with 2 FAK's Having FAK's inside a vehicle will now no longer prevent storing/impounding.  Captains Bonus Prestige Captains now earn less bonus prestige from other officers actions. Fixed:
Equip Loadout getting stuck on 64 Virtual Items (Civ) Loadout save tooltip saying max Virtual items as 80 (is 90) Bounty hunters getting 50% faster lockpicking instead of 30% Bounty hunters randomly getting faster bolt cutting Bug resulting in medics getting 50% bonus to responding instead of 5% Floating Box's at most medical Dispensaries  Athira HQ respawn cooldown distance made slightly more accurate. Ladders on prison 2nd bridge now climbable Turf Capture time is now actually 1min Missing White VR suit for donors Cops will no longer receive Virtual FAK's with spawn loadout if it puts them overweight.  Prestige/Honor tree will now show required points to unlock a perk loot stashes will now randomly spawn at locations instead of being in every location every restart. You can no longer redeem login rewards while in prison. Removed:
Secondary Sea Turtle area near Pyrgos Removed Wendigo/Goat Man/Invisible man who screams in your ear Cleaned up files Domination
Gang Placement Bonus, More money for weaker gangs 1st     $1,200,000 -> $1,000,000 2nd   $600,000 -> $700,000 3rd    $300,000 -> $500,000 4th    $150,000 -> $300,000 5th    $100,000 -> $150,000 *New* 6th $100,000 *New* 7th+ $50,000
  Juggernaut event properly gives 200 point bonus for scalping Minimum points needed to get a split of the pot 100 -> 250 (Or be eligible for placement bonus) Players now only have 10 minutes to kill the HVT. (Down from 15min)  
SRT Weapon Unlocks (Kills)  *New* SPAR-16, 16 MX, 25 -> 25 MXM, 50 -> 35 *New* Type-115, 50 MK-14, 100 -> 75 Mk-18 EBR, 150 -> 100 MK-1, 250 -> 200 MXSW, 750 -> 500  

-EDIT- April 15/2022
Hotfix/Easter Micro Patch.
Guess were going to test this Jewelry for a weekend because I'm not taking it out and I didn't make a branch xd bad coder. 
Easter Event Once per restart for a limited time Dropouts from the Easter Bunny academy for magical rabbits will invade Athira. Scroll wheel on these bunnies to take their illicit loot.  Moved Jewelry Emporium & African Warlord to test location(s).  Jewelry get away vehicle is now a Qilin Minigun  AFD Hunter to Adv EMT 8 Quests (4 Re-added, 4 new) PDW/AK (5.45mm) to UC shop. Rhib can now carry an Oil barrel Fixed:
Turfs not properly calculating cuts Fix a blocked rodo shop Proper AFD Taru Cops being unable to give Grand Theft charge  

+1
My fav fatty

Some Asylum Some Oly 

Better than Nathan

Better than Nathan

Better than Nathan

Better than Nathan

Thanks for showing me the error of my ways! It's been fixd.

Better than Nathan

Greeting samp, Thank you for your positive and always wanted feedback! Really glad to see all is well with you considering your role was deleted due to your failure in it.
Kind regards Senior Admin Blake.

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Felt like a MCU film with the  after credits scene 
Good fraggy faggy.

If only your performed like this during your gas station brawls.

If only your performed like this during your gas station brawls.

If only your performed like this during your gas station brawls.

@salty.connor 4-0

any harm caused to civilians or APD was fully consensual 

4k
making space for rust fraggy
 

It's heartbreaking honestly. Do better @Imagine Wagons

+1 remove him, he takes up too much mission file space!