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Oh yea he’s gonna delete this

Shit like this is why the APD will always be broke. Captains delegate on other captains to make shit go away and then LT sees it happen and that attitude wears off on them and then Sgt etc you get the idea. Remove the "captain" card, set of strict rules, if they get reported X amount of times their reviewed. Keep it simple stupid.

We investigated ourselves and found ourselves not guilty.
CEO of Fed has internally agreed that we can break rules. No action taken.

GOAT's

the music aaaahahhahahaa
nvm i thought you had that music for the full tage
@Revenant @Space @NotTea no kills on ppg fyi

Disclaimer: I just make videos for fun, don't take it too seriously.
 

sorry bud but P4 rules still apply. 

sorry bud but P4 rules still apply. 

sorry bud but P4 rules still apply. 

sorry bud but P4 rules still apply. 

sorry bud but P4 rules still apply. 

sorry bud but P4 rules still apply. 

sorry bud but P4 rules still apply. 

I have an agreement with the Captains that you guys will get lethaled and my medics will get paid

I'm too scared to click the links ._.

Leggo told me to expect a couple day break. Leggo said she shot into the air not at me so its RDM on 6 guys. LOL you can see the dust impacts infront of me.

DS members arent allowed to make cartel suggestions, written in the asylum bylaws by paratus years ago

bruh
 

I've seen many cops using these post to try and explain that they need help because they cant win federal events. The issue is not that the events HAPPEN frequently, its that the cops LOSE frequently. That the reason the Fed is so broken at the moment, because it's basically free considering the cops can't play together as a team and run in and die like AI. But thats not an issue the admins need to fix, that's an issue with the higher ups who can't lead their people, and the constables who have 0 game sense. If we keep catering to these subpar players more and more people are going to quit the server. Cops have literally every advantage in almost every engagement but instead of making improvements when they lose, they make excuses and take to forums to complain. 
Cops get: Free loadouts, reduced cost higher tier loadouts/armor. Free money from lethaling/seizing, shared money for just being there, infinite respawns, a respawn point no more than 2km away from any event, a free teleport to evidence, free armor/loadout from swat, and many other things.

Rather than learning how to use these numerous advantages they have, they just complain and knee pad to admins to keep nerfing rebels. Theres a reason the overall quality of the APD cops has dropped in recent times, it's because they're used to being coddled and cared for. I'd like to see the admins take a harder stance and tell the cops, tough shit make it work. Maybe then, these players would actually improve and learn new strats to make these federal events competitive. By adding cooldowns to federal events you're catering to them by letting them avoid having to actually learn how to play the game. I hear so many cops say "oh im bad, that's why I hate federal events". Higher ups should actually be responsible and train their lower downs so that they aren't so bad anymore. To prove my point, perhaps all the current cops should go rebel and CEO of FED will play cop and we'll show you how to win with the tools you already have, otherwise just keep complaining and killing the server. 

Recruiting strictly cheaters only. Need to win gang wars