Farmer Steve

It will be converted into cold... Hard... Cash.

Fixed a bug that allowed players to escort people who aren't restrained Fixed a bug that allowed any police officer to buy supervisor skinned vehicles Fixed a bug that allowed bounty hunters to buy police hellcats Fixed a bug that caused stuff dropped on the ground to get cleaned up by the cleanup script too fast Fixed a bug that cause Y inventory to never get cleaned up Fixed a bug that allowed players to text the police while restrained, downed etc. Fixed a bug that allowed non-undercover cops to pull Hemtts from their garage Fixed a dupe related to the clothing shop Fixed a bug that prevented people from unlearning the "Assassin", "Intimidator", and "Outlaw" Infamy talents The Infamy menu will now show you the amount of infamy you have The "Master Outlaw" Infamy talent actually works now Moved the location of the Zaros vehicle spawn so helicopters don't get blown up EMT Equipment Shops at rebel outposts and Police HQs, which served no purpose, have been removed You will now get infamy for crafting stuff at the black market House purchase menu will now display the amount of crates the house can hold You are now able to put a crate in a 40k house regardless of the community goals level You are now able to pull up the house menu while in a vehicle Group cap removed Money cap removed The Mk200 no longer has unlimited stock Hydrogen and Phosphorus are no longer purchasable from the market Meth, Oil, and Diamonds are now 10% more valuable Removed the last of A2Net and is now removed as a loaded mod on the server Physical server setup has been adjusted to hopefully allow for less intervention by staff to restart the server during certain events/crashes Improved some cheat detection server side Server Restarts have been adjusted Restarts will now include soft restarts and notify as such so pay attention Soft restarts may get removed if issues arise regarding server performance... Please let us know if vehicles aren't saving properly through restarts, etc...  

Patch Notes 8.2.4
Fixed servers shitting themselves Money cap removed Group cap removed Global bans now carry over from CS:GO

When’s patchnotes coming out brudah 

Enjoy! @Bilbo Baggins
 
 

MacAfee advert at the bottom right of the screen?

Your logic is awful. This is like saying i once cheated on a phone game and now i cheat on everything i play on.

HELLO THE KING IS BACK SOON I WILL INSTALL THE GAME AND I WILL TAKE OVER MY SERVERS ONCE AGAIN THANKS WOWOWOWOW <3 KAKAKAKAKKAKA

Bamf and gnashes did an amazing job & asylum wouldn't be here without their dedication, over time thousands of hours work takes a lot out on people. Torches being passed helps the flames stay burning bright!    So its awesome to get all of good old boys back, & keep the great ones we have!  Woot woot

This tool still works to find banned friends: http://biks.io/
Here's a few:
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198087353749/
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198250489704/
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198267784910/
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198040598966/
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198084273448/

A few Asylum players have been slapped with global over the Christmas period. 
Keep an eye on your friends profiles to find out who’s a scum bag! 

On the 12th day of Asylum, @BaDaBiNg_10-8 gave to me:
12 MK Mags
11 robocops
10 frames per second
9 too many lootcrates
8 kavala trolls
7 stellar ratting
6 quilins pushing
5 cancer spawns
4 cops for bank
3 rebel outpost
2 servers crashing
and a brand new development team!

Don't take too seriously; just a song Recursion ended up with while goofing around. We do love everyone working hard on the server <3

When I got mod back in 2017, personal issues forced me away from the game. I couldn’t keep my responsibility going, and I left Asylum. 
When I finally returned to gaming this year, Asylum was a shell. The servers dead, the game rotting away as more and more people decided they couldn’t justify their time on here anymore. 
But now things are different. They’ve changed. Parasitetus no longer has his hand around the neck of Asylum, and our good friend Bamf is finally at rest. We have new overlords, one of whom I know personally cares immensely about this game, and a developer who actually might fix the issues that long plagued Asylum. 
Houses are being purchased and fights are being fought. Legends are returning, Fred is back, the APD is once again fearing the dual war machines of Prime and Synergy, and to top it all off, we’re most likely no longer going to have a money or group cap. Massive meth runs baby! 
As for me, I’m going to attempt to work up the staff chain again, maybe even the APD. Maybe I’ll start doing some APD trainings again as our popularity brings in more people? Who knows. 
All I know is that I’m incredibly excited to see how 2019 Asylum plays out, and I think it might be one of our best years yet. 
love from boris, written in a bath in portugal

Indeed.
Those fucking crickets fam... 
I mean, it's cool if you live in central Kavala.
But those of us who live in the country-side... holy hell those bugs be annoying.

Save a farmers mental health.
Remove crickets today!

Good luck getting your gang name back I guess...
 
Yall should stop going full retard...

I find it interesting that you used the words Jihadi and rights in the same sentence....

Monster Hunter World if you're looking for co-op

I hope everybody is having a Merry Christmas with their family. This morning was a hard one for me when I woke to the news of a 21 year old firefighter Natalie Dempsey was killed in a car accident while responding to a fire call. While I did not know her personally she lived only 45 minutes away from me and is a fellow firefighter. I only ask that everybody has a safe holiday and keep Natalie in your hearts. https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2018/12/25/natalie-dempsey-firefighter-dies-christmas-morning-hamilton-township-mays-landing-mitzpah/

Merry Christmas my fellow redneck.

Hey all,

Wanted to give a bit of an update sooner.. been busy with work all weekend. I just finished my last workday today and got some OT that I probably will have to work on Wednesday. That being said, hopefully we'll have an update out here very soon...

The major thing that I'm currently working on is pulling out A2Net from the server. Currently the only thing it's being used for is to run batch files for restarts. I just had to get some time to make some new batch files to handle restarts and work on making the like literal 10 restart files in to 1 so that it's all in one place. I have been working on some changes for the last hour or two and have made good progress. Actually testing out the new restart setup now.
We've made some changes to various settings and configuration details that seem to have helped the server somewhat. However, we are aware of the lockups which are currently caused from high RAM usage. We're working on figuring out the issue with that. Mass Kicks due to population seem to be resolved, now you just get mass kicked when the server doesn't have the ability to think for itself.
Regardless, feel that out of the gate we're starting strong. Like Clint stated earlier, thank you all for keeping faith and helping keep numbers up. I have a lot of logs to skim through to hopefully see a consistent factor, while also trying to work on other stuff as well. I ask that you guys have a bit of patience. Hopefully we'll have the issues fixed or at least found within the next 14 days or so.
Thanks,
Jesse
Edit: Happy Holidays btw.

Merry Christmas my fellow redneck.

About us
Big Cummers / Elitist Jerks / Synergy / Serenity was originally created idk like sometime in the last 3 years, and was the dominant gang for as long as people played on server #1.
We are a veteran gang with millions of Asylum hours under our belt.
Our main focus is fighting for control of the cartels while also being a nuisance to the APD.
We value good and tactical communication, but also strive to have a lot of fun while playing together.
We play by the rules and aim to be a good addition to the community.
Achievements: 12-0 In every single fight we've had since we've made this gang, Second Gang Wars Winners BTW, Fortnite Pop-up Cup Winners BTW x2, EU CS:GO Matchmaking Champions, Winners of Asylum Redgull Role-play Challenge
 
Roster
Leaders:
Cumson, Cumpurd, Cumshawn
Members:
Clint Cumwood, BaDaBuSt, DaCum, Jonut, MajorCum, Pacifist(Thief), Tom, Cumddon
Niko(Support Player), Cumaboo Jones, Ronald Cummington, Cumstok, Boris, Massi
 
Requirements
- A lot of experience in Asylum; especially with cartels.
-  A strong motivation to always improve personal skills.
- Team oriented, mature and good tactical communications.
- Be able to sit 3 days for the boys.
- Should not maintain a specific cop ratio or hours a month.
 
Ingame name:
Age:
Timezone/country:
Hours on Arma 3 (screenshot preferably):
Previous gangs:
Why do you want to join Synergy?:
Any members who can vouch for you?:
 

Give the keys some sort of christmas discount to entice people to buy them and help me get my Csats