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@J. Urbanowski Damn man, I can't imagine the pain and stress you and your family are going through. I hope your surgeries go well and you get back to your normal life. Myself and many others are praying for you and are hoping for a steady recovery. The Asylum Community has your back and i'm sure we will have no issue in helping you out if you reach out. Again I wish you best of luck and I pray for you to have the ability to walk again! 
Sincerely, 
                   Walter White
(PS: Always open to chat! Good luck)

Hope you get better soon man     @J. Urbanowski

For those of you that know the player @J. Urbanowski , a Sergeant in the APD - he was hit by a drunk driver on February 16th crossing the street and was left in a coma for 8 days. His lung was punctured and both of his legs were broken. He is still in the hospital as of today. but is still unable to walk. He wanted to let you guys know that he may not return to the community but wanted to let me know that he is doing okay and he wanted to let his friends know why his sudden disappearance. let his friends know why his sudden disappearance. why his sudden disappearance.
If anyone wants to get in contact with him feel free to contact him through discord.
@bbgreg17 @Patato @Hunt @Dredd - he wanted me to tag you 

 

Sorry, that'd require me to leave Sakura Clicker for 5 minutes. 

We gucci fam. 

After many not so legit compensation reports the robbers they call Envy have been caught.


 

The struggle is real. 

So who wants 1 mil added to your bank account?

I will be handing out free nicejobman shirts in kavala tomorrrow!

The members of the support staff have been promoted to moderators.  Make sure to congratulate:  
@Survivalizer
@Reapered
@Norwegianviking
@Painbringa112

stop talking shit about the devs, kthx

@SpooKs

thats why you should always carry some cocaine with you...
I feel unstoppable + Run like a mad man for 7 mins with no stamina bar....stuff is addictive tho!
 

Gang wars has united the community to all come together and roast on one another in one channel. This is the best thing to happen to this community.

So your saying insomnia got wiped by reliance 

unlucky Insomnia better luck next time, rp slayer if you would like to join fsm AGAIN for some training just message me.
 
 
 
Inc threats about insomnia uploading clips of me missing and getting dropped on. 
 
 

The organizers deciding to DQ is mind-boggling to me. Just give Reliance the round and do a tie breaker??
When did you become so clueless @Smarty, @Norwegianviking, @Reapered? Too much time spent on cop?

i use arma physics to kill my victims
 

Now i get it, you couldn't become an actual cop IRL so had to settle for a fireman and now you act like a tard playing cop on asylum. Make sense now.

been eating retards for breakfast, not good for micros

#1.) Tea is disgusting.
#2.) I prefer caramel macchiatos
#3.) I hate League of Legends
#4.) Admins do not have control over the DDoS protections. That's the owner of the servers responsibility. ie: Bamf and Paratus.
#5.) Olympus sounds fun, have a great time.

If I see you kill a girl on the server and you DON'T do #e Pushup or #e Squat on top of her body, I'll make sure you get banned.
In all seriousness though, you can say whatever you want as long as its not Racist basically. You might find a Nazi admin (because we have em) that might sperg out about someone saying faggot in game, but most of them probably won't care. This is a VERY light RP server. We have a lot of fun RPing around here, but we don't take it very seriously. Just make sure you're initiating properly if you want to kill someone, and don't say anything racist or threaten to ddos anyone(Cause we'll ban your dumbass for that). Other than that, Have fun!

@bamf @Gnashes
Listen to the people in this thread and make the changes with an open mind..from the looks of it with the server pop and whats been going on...things can't really get much worse. You have NOTHING to lose. well you have asylum to lose if changes aren't made..but considering the situation it really is NOTHING, sad to say. what have people been donating for- make the changes people want. SO many posts about this..Take a page from PUBG and listen to the community, not go against it for some morals that paratas has, who no longer is apart of this community.