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This. You can still pull over for speeding and issue a ticket. They only got that automatic ticket if they went through a speedcam. RP is still there.

hole!
 

There is no stopping what cant be stopped.
There is no stopping what cant be stopped.
There is no stopping what cant be stopped.
There is no stopping what cant be stopped.
There is no stopping what cant be stopped.

HA. You think he wants that powerless position?  

Shit like this has been happening to me all god damn day -.- 
 

In-game name: Country Bob Ross
Time spent on Asylum: 900+ hours on asylum
https://gyazo.com/1c4de445d44ebf6a5ca7122b9559199a
Previous admin action: Never been banned
Why do you want to join us: I would love to be a Turtle from Space. I was an honorary member thanks to Rig on Tanoa. We had some good times. I think it is time for me to Join the best Gang on Asylum and help the cause!
About you : For those that don't know me, I am Country Bob Ross. I have been on Asylum for over 2 years and have never officially joined a gang before. I am a career Cop and recently found glory in doing rebel activities. I like it and I want more of it.
 

good luck 
you're still Mike Santamaria to me  

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As was said by Clint, I'm sorry you feel this way.
You say we don't give a shit and that you have told us that players are DDoSing the servers.  
Well here is what you actually said to us. 
So first some pointers/explanations...
1. So you decided the best course of action to start an open dialogue was to criticize us with "our servers are absolutely shit" and that we need to "fix your shit" and to "be fucking admins". Did you think we would be open and receptive starting out a conversation by basically punching us in the nuts? I understand you may be frustrated with what has been going on but starting out a conversation this way will get you nowhere.
2. You said "I told them that players are DDoSing the servers" by saying "You have users DDoSing your servers". Thank you for letting us know we have "users" who are DDoSing our servers. Unfortunately, you didn't actually tell us anything we weren't currently aware of. It's not like there is a magic button you could press to immediately stop DDoS attacks or breaking edge software we could use to mitigate the enormous size of some of those DDoS attacks without spending an absolute ton of money.
3. You said "be fucking admins" Unfortunately admins have nothing to do with the servers besides enforcing the server rules. The developers, more specifically Paratus is the only one who has the power/ability to handle anything server related. 
4. You said "You can thank yourself for your own egotistic ass admins. And don't worry we found a damn good server where admins actually care" We actually do care, some of us have been a part of this community for years now. If we didn't care, then why would we devote our free time (we're not getting paid to be here) to this community? Why would we even reply to this thread?
Yeah it sucks that the servers have been running into issues lately that have been addressed here... 
Yeah it sucks that there are people out there who try to take down/DDoS our servers and try to ruin the fun people have playing here. But to try and say that a major reason for you leaving the community is because the admins don't care by not fix something that we have no control over is ridiculous. Sorry to hear you're leaving this community. 

plz no hate 

Gl but Xehons...... xD

In-game name: Sky
Time spent on Asylum: 1.5k-2k? Who knows? https://gyazo.com/7363185ae1482efab23de213212a38a8
Previous admin action: A drunk Zoex came onto me while playing siege once
Why do you want to join us: So that I won't have to process any of you on 3 anymore 
About you : I'm learning to become a legal drug dealer in the good ol' empire state of Trumpland. and i'm a barely competent shot/ pilot  

We have done banks against swaths of cops with a good tight knit group of 5-6 guys. As long as you keep good tac-comms and don't peek like an idiot you can easily hold it down until the vault opens in which you push bottom floor grab the cash and gtfo.
 
and mags... lots of mags... i usually carry at least 20.

asylum servers down
have to go outside and do something
meet new friends
finishes college
gets a high-paying job as a doctor
finds the cure for cancer
becomes millionaire
gets married
has two children
retires
passes away having lived a very meaningful life
70 years asylum servers finally come back up
 

waiting for people to stop complaining about the servers like...

Didn't initiate 7 day ban

There has been several explanations mate

@Paratus I hear your looking into fixing the servers  

oh wait...