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Can you make it so medics get paid 3500 and when normal civs revive each other it cost 1750/dont get paid at all? 

You used the same song I used here. Copyright
 

cheers bamf

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we are looking for some serious NA players who are not Mongs and are SERIOUS GAMERS!
our record is 154-0 so far with one tie.

he's just too good

wow that's 4088 manslaughters, can you sign my mousepad

You cops are so bad. I now hold the World Record of Highest Bounty. I've been evading cops for a long time and they can never catch me.

I challenge anyone to beat my bounty.

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Its currently a bug when people start capping a cartel you own. You almost never get notifications about it.

90 % of my time on asylum is playing siv.

90 % of my time on asylum is playing siv.

People have been doing perfectly fine on this server before the qilin/prowler came. So I think you will be fine without having doors on them.

@Gen. Henry Arnold
@Jesse
When people alt+f4 after being killed at cartels they spawn back with gear close to the cartel.
Pls fix

What an aweosme kid mr Colombus

Hotfix #2:
Decreased damage taken to player while in vehicles. Doner Kebabs will no longer make your food value be a decimal point under certain circumstances. Removed APD Prowler doors. Removed Gang Bank cap. Now all players who are in the vicinity of the prison will be charged with Prison Conspiring. Any players who decide to be broken out from jail will also now be charged with Prison Conspiring on top of Escaping Prison. Prison Break delay dropped from 45 minutes to 15 minutes. Syncing at certain zones has been fixed. An option to refill magazines at Rebel Outposts has been added. Re-added the ability to sell weapons at Firearm Factory, vehicles are still disabled. Added lethal MX SW rounds to Cop shop. Some security adjustments.

Eardrums are overrated anyways
can I get an F for my orcas pls
 

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Krypton XD

I mean, you can basically look at anything / any game and say compared to what the meta is now they're shit. But it's more what they did at the time to be ahead of the meta game. You look at CS:GO even in 2013 versus what the players can do now and it's night and day. You look at NiP's 87-0 lan record and people still talk about how good they were at the time, literally untouchable titans. But you put a modern Astralis vs that team and they'd be absolutely crushed. You can't really take away what they accomplished in their time because they look bad now. The people who were titans of their time fostered essentially what we have now.

Quilins were an issue, especially at cartels.
Have you ever been to a cartel?

@Gen. Henry Arnold
@Jesse
When people alt+f4 after being killed at cartels they spawn back with gear close to the cartel.
Pls fix

@Gen. Henry Arnold
@Jesse
When people alt+f4 after being killed at cartels they spawn back with gear close to the cartel.
Pls fix

Man. You call yourself PENIS PUMP BANDIT. You are 50 years old and pretty much only thing you do is playing Arma 3. I guess you get alot of girls!!!! (btw: the yearly trip you take to Thailand and fuck some girls doesn't count). Do you even have a job? You are just a unsuccessful man having nooo idea what to do with your life. So you are sitting here trying to chat shit on an altis life forum, and you are even failing on that. 
Grow up man

I love it! A 50 year old man that are talking shit to teenagers on an altis life forums. Grow up man or just end yourself. 6600 hours on asylum and still dogshit. Your life must be really sad. 

Man. You call yourself PENIS PUMP BANDIT. You are 50 years old and pretty much only thing you do is playing Arma 3. I guess you get alot of girls!!!! (btw: the yearly trip you take to Thailand and fuck some girls doesn't count). Do you even have a job? You are just a unsuccessful man having nooo idea what to do with your life. So you are sitting here trying to chat shit on an altis life forum, and you are even failing on that. 
Grow up man