Maaqs

I was once alone on server 4, fired off my Rook, and got red chained.
True story.

i would like to invite you to the CompTia security+ certified society as a permanent position

Here’s my guide to sleeping.
Option 1:
Make a new steam account and apply to be a cop. Wait patiently in whitelist applicants channel. The wait alone will put you to sleep.
Option 2: (similar to 1 but more fun)
break some server rules and wait in the “help I’ve been banned” channel for an admin. Once again the wait alone will help you sleep. Maybe even a good few days of sleep.
Option 3:
watch one of my YouTube videos.
Option 4: (real suggestion)
take a sleeping pill and play some music in the background on low volume. It will relax you and allow you to properly sleep.
 

Reading appeals really puts me to sleep 

EZ just place the pillow over your face and hold down until you lose consciousness
or
you could just do the cold sheets and pillow thing. I guess that works too 

if me bed is warm
i aint sleeping.

You haven't accomplished shit. You riding in a 2012 Mustang? You living on your own? You have a wife? You have a 55" 4K TV? You wanting to buy that HP Omen 144hz Monitor? Got a 1k couch? You got all of this while 5 years ago was homeless and didn't have shit? Did you go to classes for a year straight? Shut your bitch ass up pussy.

This saturday i will try gather all of my CompTia minions at 6:00 british time, we will start in sofia, work out way from city to city, until we hit kavala.
We will personally doing our own clean out of kavala,
anyone within a 30km distance of kavala shall be shot and blown up on site

that's over 100 images/gifs
of just t swift 

Quality thread.

Quality thread.

fantastic work, truly 10/10. 

@Linden if you would like to add more to this thread. Let me know. 
 
To the rest of you: 
 

You haven't accomplished shit. You riding in a 2012 Mustang? You living on your own? You have a wife? You have a 55" 4K TV? You wanting to buy that HP Omen 144hz Monitor? Got a 1k couch? You got all of this while 5 years ago was homeless and didn't have shit? Did you go to classes for a year straight? Shut your bitch ass up pussy.

You haven't accomplished shit. You riding in a 2012 Mustang? You living on your own? You have a wife? You have a 55" 4K TV? You wanting to buy that HP Omen 144hz Monitor? Got a 1k couch? You got all of this while 5 years ago was homeless and didn't have shit? Did you go to classes for a year straight? Shut your bitch ass up pussy.

Ladies and gentlemen of the asylum community. Captain Icon Master Hacker Aimbot godmode ddoser [FSA] Aleec Spazeed has finally been killed off. not sure what I did but I probably deserved it.

Please enjoy my asylum highlights and favourite videos to remember me by.
 
Message to Encore (first video)
 
APD Flash-bang shortage
 
User guide to asylum
 
Aleec's TIPS 2 ASYLUM
 
APD Training ATTACK (The video that started it all)
 
MK200 Briefing Attack
 
The Grotty Gangs Series (My personal favourites)
 
#ArmaGate2018
 
An accurate representation of a ban appeal
 
Ban Appeal Video
 

You haven't accomplished shit. You riding in a 2012 Mustang? You living on your own? You have a wife? You have a 55" 4K TV? You wanting to buy that HP Omen 144hz Monitor? Got a 1k couch? You got all of this while 5 years ago was homeless and didn't have shit? Did you go to classes for a year straight? Shut your bitch ass up pussy.

u watch hentai on your 55 inch 4K tv?

Unless I'm slow and just don't know if there's a way, but can we please have the ability to drag/drop images/gifs into the text box? Right now, I have to find the perfect pic/gif for my response to someone, and then reverse google image it from my folder, find a good link, and pray the "Insert other media" likes it. I need to be able to meme immediately rather than google image search 
@Gnashes who do I tag/say something to if this is to become a thing?

You haven't accomplished shit. You riding in a 2012 Mustang? You living on your own? You have a wife? You have a 55" 4K TV? You wanting to buy that HP Omen 144hz Monitor? Got a 1k couch? You got all of this while 5 years ago was homeless and didn't have shit? Did you go to classes for a year straight? Shut your bitch ass up pussy.

So upload all your memes to imgur. Easy, then just copy paste your embed link. Your pics will be named, sorted by album, and easily searched. Supports gifs and videos too.