stoned turtle
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Should limit flashbangs to a number.
There's no reason to have fucking cops running around with 40 flashbangs, it's fucking cancerous and anyone who does that deserves to suffer the same fate as Revenge-X
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14 hours ago, Aluka said:
Crying children, anxious to find their mother
你媽媽還是烏龜 -
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e:: Loop { if not GetKeyState("e", "P") ; If the E key is released, break out of the loop break Send {F12} ; Press the F12 key Sleep 5 ; Wait for 5 milliseconds before sending the next keypress } return -
and here I am thinking the peak of your mental illness is having a weeb avatar and then you go and post some shit like that
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15 minutes ago, Aluka said:
你像极了300斤千年老乌龟，在电脑面前努力的翻译着中国话，你真的很辛苦，可是你的妈妈与你繁衍了一群体态不良的小乌龟
有时，你妈妈的龟头会被塑料环卡住。我说你放心，我会救她的。我用我巨大的金刚大小的阴茎拍打她的乌龟屁股，然后将她从塑料环中解救出来。她献上自己做乌龟汤来感谢我。百胜百胜乌龟汤。百胜！YUM! -
19 hours ago, Aluka said:
你就是个狗篮子，中国话是你可以说的吗？你的头像是你但只是那个头是你，将你的头塞进你妈妈的阴道内，疯狂的繁衍后代
你有沒有聽到我說的話？你媽媽是烏龜。我要把她做成湯。美味的湯。你要喝這湯嗎？太糟糕了，你不能喝你媽媽的甲魚湯。我的嘴裡塞滿了烏龜媽媽的美味肉湯。
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1 hour ago, manhua said:
"They don't need these when they're looking for houses and huts, because they're marked with locations and clearance times.". Ha ha ha ha
"Because my shed was purchased last year, someone bought it at the exact location and cleaning time of my shed.". Just at the moment of asylum, my gang members were waiting nearby and didn't rob them. Their IQ is 250
你媽媽是烏龜
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give bounty hunters promet pussies
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On 3/6/2023 at 2:15 PM, goyney said:
still valid?
denied not enough money in the bank sorry ps fuck william
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Sure as long as we get to claim police vehicles.
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1 hour ago, Austin M said:
Pretty sure if you don’t have the scroll option you can’t restrain the guy. Plus there is a delay on how fast you can use it. I wonder who abused that.
me bitch fuck you
used to be that you didn't even have to be downed or restrained. i would just run through kavala restraining everybody I seen -
this is a baller idea lets fucking go +50
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Hey at least the cadets are being tethered to this guy, right?
I was REALLY confused on who could possibly be this retarded, but then I found out it's lolma.
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13 hours ago, NewYork718 said:
You should consider changing the cooldown timer for respawning after requesting a medic. I've requested a medic several times, no one comes, so I just sit there for 2-3 minutes watching my dead body & cant respawn.
literally so aids
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29 minutes ago, Sandwich said:
He meant a Cop started fed event. Not like cops are more likely to win.
Cops already have a fed event they can start.
Called spawning in Athira.
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Cops content is RP.
Unless Deception is doing it, every fed event is cop sided.Defragments likes this -
Just now, skimancole said:
You were the entire reason Retired APD have lost most of their privilege's.
I was "demoted" from the APD because I was 2nd LT and no longer active staff? I retired, not demoted.
cry
"retired"
kinda like dan snyder "retired"
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day 3 of evildrunkhero crying and threatening to leave then sitting on the server in kavala for 17 hours a day
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L bozo
did you make sure to stay in the teamspeak channel until rogue told you that you could leaveFried Rice, Crossfade and GravL like this -
Changing the house cap would be shitty. Just find a way to seize houses of those people that only play 5 minutes a month to keep their house.
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Goodnight Billy
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whatever you say fatty
be sure to wear your cpap machine