Cheech'nChong

Civilian
Civilians can no longer purchase the following:
Suicide Vests RGO Grenades RPGs or their ammo Any 7.62 or their ammo Ifrits .50 Cals Orcas Civilian market values have gone up! The following goods / services are now 25% more valuable:
Iron Copper Diamond Sand Salt Delivery Missions Oil Rubber Medical Marijuana Fish (Handcaught fish 100% more valuable) Wreck Excavation Goods (excluding cocaine and lockpicks) Civilian misc. changes:
Removed talents to purchase/use 7.62, .50 Cals, and Suicide Vests Four-Five has been added to Gun Stores MRD sight has been added to Gun Stores Bounty Hunters now receive payment if their target logs off in their restraints  
Police
Police misc. changes:
The MXSW is now purchasable by Lieutenant+ Added talent to limit Lieutenant+ to either be able to purchase the MXSW, or 7.62 rifles Police that die in Kavala HQ should now have to properly wait 1.5 minutes to respawn Athira HQ walls are now unbreakable Wanted individuals that log off within police cuffs now split payout between all officers within 2 kilometers  
Opfor
Opfor has been introduced to the game!
Opfor have access to additional wares at rebel outposts that others do not:
Suicide Vests RGO Grenades Any 7.62 or their ammo Ifrits Orcas Four-Fives & MRD sights The following roles for opfor are available:
Drug Lord Guerilla Pilferer  
Drug Lord:
The following attributes apply to drug lord:
Expert Smuggler talent (up to rank 3): 3.3% increased payout for selling drugs to any main city drug dealer 10% increased vehicle Y inventory 50% reduced cut taken by cartels Drug lords have a chance to gain an additional unprocessed drug during collection  
Pilferer:
The following attributes apply to pilferer:
Drill Technician talent (up to rank 3): 5% reduced duration to rob the Bank of Altis 10% more laundered money from bank robberies (Pilferer must start the robbery) 50% reduced store robbery cooldown, and 50% increased payout Pilferers have a chance to steal Y inventory and items in clothing when they rob someone  
Guerilla:
The following attributes apply to guerilla:
The Warden talent (up to rank 3): 5% reduced duration for Prison Breaks Hardened Criminal talent: 20% chance to avoid 5 minute revive sickness when revived by a non professional Can purchase .50 Cals and RPGs from Rebel Outpost 10% increased payout from cartel containers 20% reduced chance for police to be alerted when you interact with an NPC When Guerillas wake up at a hospital, they wake up in Donor Town at the medic Opfor miscellaneous:
Opfor receive increased base HP (on par with police base HP) 20% chance to not trigger speeding cameras  
General misc. changes:
After choosing Blufor (police) or Opfor (rebel), you are locked to that option for 24 hours Drug collecting has reverted to it's original state, no longer requiring you to look around / walk in circles to gather drugs Finally fixed the broken visuals for many clothing options Durga has pointed out over the past 6 months  

Half the people won’t know what I’m saying

I wouldn’t want my worst enemy using a cat 3 cable.

What a dick....

It's not the gay porn downloads. It's the shemale porn because you have to download the extra parts with it. 

he isn't on par with nugs' skills however

I hate him for life now

Finally finished it @Norwegianviking
( I broke the embedded link and it stopped working, sorry)   https://soundcloud.com/roicesb/nice-job-man      

https://clips.twitch.tv/OriginalHotWheelAMPEnergyCherry

@2:30 I miss Wasted

Unless you are  the one BH that thinks 800m + engagements are going to help you catch a bounty you really dont need one my guy

im not in NV they let me use the tags because Silky Road have been known to accuse them of scripting etc

iv'e never seen such amazing RP well done thomas

I do feel more badass holding that big sexy mxm over that "tiny" mx tbh

MX is an absolute shredder if you don't play with a steering wheel 

That MX is so strong, if anything, the MX should be removed from BH

hand holding became a necessity for these shit gangs, people got too used to it

experimenting 
APOLOGIZE JUST REALIZZED

...They're on to us boys. lol
 
Fun fact..during the "Adminovative" times, there were more fsa admins then innovative admins
 

Did you have a friend write a song for this or something? Either way I love it...
Oh, wish I could recall what the Cheech and My conversation was about haha

One thing about matt that always had us chuckling on the admin team was the amount of times you would be right on the line, but never actually crossed it. You were very good at toeing that line. Most of the time. 

Lul.