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Catch them 

Welcome @Sjuol @KriSSu09@Luke SwagWalker@Blake.@Smurfyslaw@Alex. who are Asylum's newest moderators.

Also Welcome to @Donald who is our newest support team member.
PM them with any questions you may have!
Thank you to everyone who applied.

PROMOTED to the rank of Constable!

@Stifyy
@The Forgotten Legend
Done.

Please welcome @Alex., @Luke SwagWalker, @Smurfyslaw, @Blake., @KriSSu09, @Sjuol, and @Donald who are our newest staff members. Please hit them up with any questions you may have!
Special congratulations to our upcoming staff team @ds billy @DS Cherry @ds legend @DS Richard @Ds Lt earlhart @DS Wesfromak @DS_Billy @Kal-El @DankBud @cHIP oTLE @Slime @Ron Johnson @Battabing @Leroy Jenkins @Hoodlum Priest @Crasher2003 @Maaqs @Devin @Gregg @WizeV @Zero Muffins @Abramos @Sidewinder @Deputy Justin •0311• @Tommy Jones12 @Rivers @J9HUNNA @Reaper @Barry the Pilot
For a full list of our upcoming staff team, please refer to this link https://my.gaming-asylum.com/gang?gid=27

Can we get the new DLC suits/tuxedos

Just take the L and start ban evading

HSHAHAHAHAHAH u cant make a worse excuse thats laughable tbh bro

With a landslide of a vote Sundays are now Domination days
(Keep in mind if we see terrible attendance it will be reduce back to 3 days)
First Sunday will be 3/14/2021 at 12 PM (PST)

See down below for updated time

Never. Failed in their production. Not at all associated with it. Old owner of Asylum created that venture. 

make sure to state you did a classified tour of Afghanistan! @sgthunt1213

The "LOL!!!" really got me on this one, the unironicness of the "!!!" really added to my enjoyment of this post. Then to top it off with the #'s at the end, pure art.

One of his first suggestions, if not the first, little did we know this retard had lots more to come

Not sure what happened here, but given i am one of the more hated people on this forum ill let it slide.

The context is the removal of bounty hunting tracking. This is by far my favourite, i used to copy and paste this everywhere and i think i got a warning point for spamming it on a post.

Not really much else to say, this piece of poetry speaks for itself.

Physics must be broken to keep asylum alive.

In response to people showing him he didnt have the money he said he did while bidding, again, nothing but pure poetry.

A random shit post about organ gathering, followed by a random video of lagswitching(?) he proceeded to post this video twice more I believe, no idea why. 

More poetry from the man himself

In response to everyone on asylum, mocking him for his lack of tower knowledge after his "overe 9000 hours" in the game, proof of that claim later. 
Then going on to say asylum is being hacked and ddosed because of tower lag, something he didnt know about till he recorded it. Yeah.

No comment.

Jheez, 400 members in his gang, this on October first so we'll keep track of this. 

Speaks for itself.

Interesting. Rapidkillz also known as "The Forgotten Legend" says "you are a simple minded human that cannot understand we, the superiors state of mind...." The man who has a 144p pic of a cartoon Scream character.

Here we see he claims to have his 9000 hours, how on earth do you get even 9 hours in this game and not ever know what tower lag is? This is also funny as in around 2 months he has recruited 600 members, I'm not good at math but that's like 40 unique players a day.

Then sadly he returned, with 200 more members on his roster, absolutely phenomenal for a gang that has had maybe 2 applications on there forum post.

Some honourable mentions:

@salty.connor
 

Oh, word. I thought I was exploiting that whole time.

Moderator Ethan Darrell The Trilogy? 🦧 

Asylum’s Domination
 
What’s Domination?
Domination is a Cartel style event where groups of 10 (max) go from capture point to capture point claiming territory that accumulates points to their total Domination.
 
How Do I Play?
Get a group of friends or gangmates together join the server on the allotted time for the event and get to killing and capturing.
 
Rules and Expectations
We have a ZERO tolerance for ban evading / cheating if caught assisting or knowingly playing with that person, you may be punished.
All Rules are to be followed and honored
DPI Jumping is NOT allowed and will not be tolerated at all even the slightest bit (2 week ban minimum)
If you are currently banned on Asylum’s main server you will not be able to participate
If you are caught breaking rules or reported for rule breaking and get action taken against you it applies to both servers.
Money will be the same on both servers
No Chopping will be available (you can still shed things, as long as it doesn’t kill anyone)
No housing will be available
Speed bombs / Vests are to be disabled and not usable (don’t be the guy caught using them)
Safe Zone camping and line hopping will not be tolerated (don’t be that guy again).
 
Voted by the Community
First Domination will be 2/23/2021 at 12 PM PST
Tuesday (2PM PST)
Thursday (2PM PST)
Saturday (12PM PST)

People should be able to grow a small amount of cannabis in their homes per restart. make it similar to the scotch. either that, or you could process a small amount of cannabis into marijuana each restart. would be a neat way to make me want to buy a weed house and to help me get the joint operations title without grinding marijuana. passive income is fun,

I mean yeah and we been killin it

People still play Overwatch?