Boris

name: boris

Gz on Aeonaxx btw.

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You clipped the helmet. Next shot clipped his arm. This wasn't the distance-grass bug. Just unfortunate.

Would actually make me buy boxes.

OYYYYY I LIKE ITTTT.

Stuff was spawned for both sides. No foul here chief.

Alright which one of you cock-nosed fat stinky admins gave REBELS free GEAR? I want names and I want bare asses on my desk by 8am sharp.

Who cares about spawned in ammo? Rebels take 25 mags anyway. Cops are shit and it makes no difference how much ammo is used. You wouldn't get across the bridge anyway. Fairly certain you'd shit yourself, fall over, and start crying if I rolled up to you in an ifrit.

This house is worth 1 million max my dude.

Just looks like an inexperienced pilot.

For real though, I genuinely have no idea who he is. I don't think i've ever met him.

How many gang invites have DS sent you by now?

LMAO WHO ARE YOU?

accepted You are Stronglegs Bucketnose, Mercenary of Arms Island. Your nose was shot off and replaced with a bucket by a chinese medic. declined but also accepted accepted You are known as Murderclick the Humiliated. You were humiliated at the hands of a gorilla when you showed zero idea on how to control your recoil. You murder people at night to make yourself feel better. accepted and promoted to lieutenant You are known as the Arm of Boris. When shit needs to get done in a quick dirty fashion, I send you forward to do my dirty dealings. You achieved infamy for assassinating a high ranking member of the APD.

playing or even being unbanned are not requirements

I feel like RPGs are exclusively used by DS because the only thing they're good at is running money on the empty servers. They're just a crutch for being dogshit. They were originally introduced as "THEY WILL ONLY DISABLE VEHICLES AND NEVER DESTROY THEM", they really have no place on Asylum and anyone who disagrees is either shit, clueless, or someone who has an equally valid opinion and deserves to be allowed to express it.

prime boris?

accepted after careful consideration you will be named Maric the Marauder. This is an ironic name, as you are crippled and walk with two crutches. You do, however, conceal a poison tipped blade in one of them, which you use to quickly dispatch those who piss you off.

accepted your gang name is Smallrat Powergun. You are renowned for your small size and your ability to get headshots with sniper rifles.

accepted your gang name is Aleec, God-King of the Urban Gangs.

why is aleec banned

boris gang (cool guys only) post here and i will accept or deny you you will be given a gang name if you get accepted, and it'll be cool as heck maybe i'll give you a backstory for your character too

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

i'm am going to run over cops