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  1. DJB liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in Join NO's Loans Discord!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 10k (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/CP7qH22
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
  2. Cliff. liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in Join NO's Loans Discord!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 10k (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/CP7qH22
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
  3. Niels liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in Need Money For A Property?!   
    We got our first one!
  4. Bherky liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in Need Money For A Property?!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 10k (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/3Gv8Dk
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
    We're also hiring recovery agents and loan officers  
  5. Jake liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in Need Money For A Property?!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 10k (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/3Gv8Dk
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
    We're also hiring recovery agents and loan officers  
  6. nirvanamonkey liked a post in a topic by 3agle in All Server Loans!   
    This will be interesting!
  7. Walt liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in Need Money For A Property?!   
    I don't mind losing some money to promote roleplay on the server - + I'm sure robbing them, stealing their cars, and bounty hunting should provide us enough fun to compensate us for the money lost!
  8. Gen. Henry Arnold liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in Need Money For A Property?!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 10k (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/3Gv8Dk
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
    We're also hiring recovery agents and loan officers  
  9. Ryan2150 liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in All Server Loans!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 1.75x your current net worth (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/3Gv8Dk
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
  10. BioHazard liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in All Server Loans!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 1.75x your current net worth (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/3Gv8Dk
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
  11. Emma liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in All Server Loans!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 1.75x your current net worth (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/3Gv8Dk
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
  12. Braden liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in All Server Loans!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 1.75x your current net worth (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/3Gv8Dk
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
  13. Russell* liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in All Server Loans!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 1.75x your current net worth (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/3Gv8Dk
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
  14. BlackShot liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in All Server Loans!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 1.75x your current net worth (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/3Gv8Dk
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
  15. Gagss liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in All Server Loans!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 1.75x your current net worth (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/3Gv8Dk
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
  16. 3agle liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in All Server Loans!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 1.75x your current net worth (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/3Gv8Dk
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
  17. Mitch (IFRIT) liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in All Server Loans!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 1.75x your current net worth (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/3Gv8Dk
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
  18. Niels liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in All Server Loans!   
    Thanks bud if I lose some money, I don't mind - but I refuse to lose money to people who will just buy items they use with toxicity.
  19. Donald liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in All Server Loans!   
    NO's Loans
    *I actually try to give a shit about RP if you're just here to shitpost then have at it, but understand you're part of the problem*
    I am loaning money on all servers. 
     
    First loan max amount is 1.75x your current net worth (some special exceptions) If you fail to pay back your first loan you will be barred from ever taking a loan with us again If your loan is overdue - the interest doubles, the next amount you may take out does NOT increase and you are suspended from taking another loan for 3 days If you shit post or attempt to scam you will just be barred from taking loans  If you pay a loan on time and without a fight or excessive reminder - your next loan max amount will increase by 1.75x and interest will not change! You may only have one loan at once You are responsible if the item you take a loan for is destroyed  Real estate loans are preferred Feel free to add me on steam AFTER filling out application Recovery agents, if items are unpaid will often repossess vehicles, bounty collect, or seize assets to compensate for unpaid items If you threaten/attack a recovery agent your loan payback amount is increased and you are barred from taking more loans  Recovery agents will wear yellow vests and identify themselves to you. Apply Here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbAi57vRW3rA1gdIrKiDs67cc9UFYA6kJjcbYoALcMcDYhqg/viewform
    Discord
    https://discord.gg/3Gv8Dk
    You will be talked to further when you apply! <3 
  20. Kenny liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in Me Shooting Myself   
    Wow, I normally am respectful in this community but this is a fucking idiotic move..., You should be removed from the right to own firearms and any form of ammunition, orr.... should you?
  21. James Anderson liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in The APD a professional force that has your back!   
    http://plays.tv/video/5976b7ae9ac6c9b2ac/best-way-pardon-100k-warrants-throw-car-them
     
     
  22. ColtonB205 liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in The APD a professional force that has your back!   
    http://plays.tv/video/5976b7ae9ac6c9b2ac/best-way-pardon-100k-warrants-throw-car-them
     
     
  23. Xehons liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in Loans   
    I currently am running a loan business!
    Here's how it works... 
    You may withdraw a loan for a maximum of 5k at first, and every time we get a successful payment the payment doubles however, this may only happen once per day but loans may be taken infinitely throughout the day... 
    Failure to pay will get your limit scratched down back to 5k permanently, and an interest rate increase... 
    The shortest you may have a loan out is 1 full day.
     
    Apply With Loans Below!
    What Server Will This Be Issued On? - 
    Your Ingame Name? - 
    Amount - 
    What For? - 
    How Do You Plan On Paying It Back? 
     
    Thanks!
  24. Naz liked a post in a topic by nirvanamonkey in The Abu's (Bank)   
    just trying to enlighten the community.
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