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wow pizza man this was really funny but you know whats funnier? this chuck sanders guy running around giving $914 million bounties out

You literally screenshotted and cropped the paint program rather than saving the original image. Im at a loss for words. Incredible work.

@Xehons http://www.gaming-asylum.com/forums/index.php?/forum/103-farewells/

I agree, I think JesseTest needs to go ...

Sorry for the delay! Here are the statistics for the Asylum Gang Wars VII. These Stats cover Kills, Wins, and Game Info. Enjoy and Congratulations to the Gang Wars 7 Winner's Explicit!
Thank @Roice @Boris @BaDaBiNg_10-8 and the Rest of the Staff for there help organizing Gang War VII!
Asylum Gang Wars VII Stats.       -Stats contain every kill regardless of revives     -DNP = did not parcipate     -Armor VS. Armor counts as a kill!     -MVP of each round = Blue               APD VS. Free Syrian Army 0-2     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   Alec 1 0 -   KrazyKnight 1 0 -   Innate DNP DNP -   Nightfury 0 3 -   Zaka 1 3 -   K1NG 0 2 -   Smee 0 1 -   Envy 1 2 -   Tommy 1 0 -   Tony DNP DNP -   KAZEM DNP DNP -   Morality 1 2 -   Nv | Azeh 3 1 -   Nv | Adam 0 2 -   Nv | Irish 5 0 -             Rafael 0 0 -   Tarro 0 0 -   •ÐŠ• Russell 0 0 -   Blake 1 0 -   Daddy dimz 0 0 -   •ÐŠ•Randy 0 0 -   JackH 2 1 -   Sasso 0 1 -   Jathansapus 1 1 -   Alex Longmire DNP DNP -   Hunter 0 0 -   Donutkiller 0 0 -   Msgt.Hunt DNP DNP -   Bazzajack DNP DNP -   Penguin_ 0 0 -             Drunk Squad VS. Beached Whales 2-1     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   Billy 0 1 0   Dank 2 0 0   Mason 1 1 3   Chipotle 0 0 2   Voni 2 1 0   Dillion 1 1 0   Maaqs 0 0 0   Luke 0 1 2   Buck 2 0 0   Alexy 0 0 2   Gregg 0 0 1   Tacozz DNP DNP DNP   Kal-el DNP DNP DNP   J9 1 0 0   Logan DNP DNP DNP             Tricks 4 5 1   Ades 1 3 1   Lucien 1 1 1   Toxic 0 2 1   Batcan 0 0 1   Gravl DNP DNP DNP   Abdul 0 1 1   Tropical 0 0 1   Rake 1 0 0   Options DNP DNP DNP   Poil DNP DNP DNP   PlayToy 0 1 2   Nino DNP DNP DNP   Koi 1 0 0             Recursion VS. Prime 0-2     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   STRATEGO 0 1 -   PROBE 1 0 -   JR4LYFE 0 0 -   SLADE DNP DNP -   MOOSE 0 2 -   DEVMAN 0 2 -   EDUARDO 0 0 -   Casper 0 0 -   SLIICK 0 2 -   Sikorsky 1 1 -   Quenton 1 2 -   HUAN LEE 0 0 -   Jim DNP DNP -   Pariah 0 2 -             Tiger 2 0 -   Robin 0 4 -   Oskarr 2 2 -   Thor 0 0 -   Nomadox 2 0 -   Mur 2 1 -   CRH 2 1 -   Proud 0 0 -   Luker 1 1 -   Pablo DNP DNP -   Derek 2 2 -   cHROME 1 2 -   Dog 0 0 -   Sanders DNP DNP -   Troublesome DNP DNP -             Explicit VS. Jeep Guild 2-0     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   RikuQ 2 0 -   Elements 0 0 -   Connor Mcgregor 0 2 -   Promethus 2 2 -   3Rip 1 3 -   Jimmy 1 0 -   Dandy 0 1 -   Winchester 1 1 -   TRYHARD 2 2 -   Jaconite 0 0 -   Jim DNP DNP -   Arms DNP DNP -   Zurph 2 1 -   Apex 3 0 -   Skrood DNP DNP -             Ved 1 0 -   Walt 0 1 -   Revenant 0 0 -   Google 1 1 -   Mycri 0 0 -   Energy 0 1 -   Sin 1 0 -   Mason Statham 0 0 -   Goofy 0 0 -   Broke 1 0 -   Borax 1 1 -   Tyler DNP DNP -   Noobious DNP DNP -   Erik DNP DNP -   Ernie 0 1 -             Drunk Squad VS. Dead Again 0-2     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   Billy 0 0 -   Dank 0 0 -   Mason 0 0 -   Chipotle 0 1 -   Voni 0 0 -   Dillion 1 0 -   Maaqs 0 1 -   Luke 0 0 -   Buck 2 0 -   Alexy 0 0 -   Gregg 0 0 -   Tacozz DNP DNP -   Kal-el DNP DNP -   J9 0 1 -   Logan DNP DNP -             William 1 1 -   BDJ 1 2 -   Jaster 0 0 -   UC 0 0 -   Swervy 0 1 -   Carstensen 2 3 -   armZ 0 3 -   Cruched 0 0 -   Xeltini 2 0 -   Rolls Royce 0 2 -   White 2 1 -   Madhead 3 1 -   Due to Rosters being Hidden from Forums I'm unable to put those who DNP                 Daddy's Darling VS. Free Syrian Army 2-0     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   Marzoh 1 0 -   Chesta 2 1 -   Chico 0 4 -   Tyrese 1 0 -   Cbakes 1 3 -   Goyney 0 0 -   Sk7 2 0 -   Dally 0 2 -   JaeJae 3 2 -   Thero 1 0 -   Blackblade 1 0 -   Woo 0 0 -   Squritle DNP DNP -   Operator John DNP DNP -   Xehons DNP DNP -             Alec 0 1 -   KrazyKnight DNP DNP -   Innate 1 0 -   Nightfury DNP DNP -   Zaka 0 0 -   K1NG 2 2 -   Smee 1 4 -   Envy 1 0 -   Tommy 0 0 -   Tony DNP DNP -   KAZEM 0 3 -   Morality 0 0 -   Nv | Azeh 0 0 -   Nv | Adam 0 1     Nv | Irish 0 2               Dead Again VS. Prime 0-2     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   William 0 0 -   BDJ 0 0 -   Jaster 0 0 -   UC 1 0 -   Swervy 1 0 -   Carstensen 0 2 -   armZ 0 2 -   Cruched 0 1 -   Xeltini 1 1 -   Rolls Royce 0 0 -   White 0 1 -   EU > NA???   2 -   Madhead 0 3 -             Tiger 5 1 -   Robin 0 0 -   Oskarr 0 1 -   Thor 0 1 -   Nomadox 2 1 -   Mur 0 1 -   CRH 0 0 -   Proud 1 0 -   Luker 0 3 -   Pablo 3 1 -   Derek 1 1 -   cHROME 1 2 -   Dog DNP DNP -   enqui DNP DNP -   - - - -             Daddy's Darling VS. Explicit 0-2     Players: Round 1: Round 2: Round 3:   Marzoh 2 0 -   Chesta 1 0 -   Chico 0 0 -   Tyrese 0 1 -   Cbakes 0 1 -   Goyney 1 0 -   Sk7 0 0 -   Dally 2 0 -   JaeJae 1 1 -   Thero 0 1 -   Blackblade 0 0 -   Woo 1 0 -   Squritle DNP DNP -   Operator John DNP DNP -   Xehons DNP DNP -             RikuQ 1 0 -   Elements 1 1 -   Connor Mcgregor 1 1 -   Promethus 0 1 -   3Rip 2 1 -   Jimmy 0 0 -   Dandy 1 1 -   Winchester 0 1 -   TRYHARD 1 3 -   Jaconite 6 2 -   Jim DNP DNP -   Arms DNP DNP -   Zurph 1 0 -   Apex 0 1 -   Skrood DNP DNP -             Explicit VS. Prime 3-0     RikuQ 2 0 1   Elements 0 4 2   Connor Mcgregor 1 1 2   Promethus 1 DNP DNP   3Rip 1 0 1   Jimmy 0 1 1   Dandy 3 0 1   Winchester 0 0 1   TRYHARD 1 4 0   Jaconite 2 0 1   Jim DNP 1 1   Arms DNP 1 0   Zurph 1 0 0   Apex 1 0 0   Skrood DNP DNP DNP             Tiger 0 0 1   Robin 0 DNP DNP   Oskarr 0 2 2   Thor 0 DNP DNP   Nomadox 0 2 2   Mur 0 0 1   CRH 0 0 1   Proud 0 0 1   Luker 0 0 2   Pablo 4 1 0   Derek 0 1 0   cHROME 0 0 0   Dog DNP 0 0   enqui DNP 1 1   - - - -             Top 5 Kills: Gang Wars VII     Rank: Player: # of Kills:     [1] TRYHARD 13     [2] Jaconite 10       Tricks 10     [4] Tiger 9 *Oskar 9     Pablo 9       Noma 9       3Rip 9               Synopsis of The Asylum Gang Wars VII     Game 1: Defending: Attacking: Result:   Round 1 OG APD FSA FSA Win   Round 2 OG FSA APD FSA Win             Game 2: Defending: Attacking: Result:   Round 1 OG DS Beached Whales DS Win   Round 2 OG Beached Whales DS BW Win   Round 3 Church Beached Whales DS DS Win             Game 3: Defending: Attacking: Result:   Round 1 Church Prime Recursion Prime Win   Round 2 Church Recursion Prime Prime Win             Game 4: Defending: Attacking: Result:   Round 1 OG Explicit Jeep Guild Explicit Win   Round 2 OG Jeep Guild Explicit Explicit Win             Game 5: Attacking: Defending: Result:   Round 1 OG Dead Again DS Dead Again Win   Round 2 OG DS Dead Again Dead Again Win             Game 6: Attacking: Defending: Result:   Round 1 OG FSA Daddy's Darlings DD's Win   Round 2 OG Daddy's Darlings FSA DD's Win             Game 7 Semi Finals: Attacking: Defending: Result:   Round 1 OG Dead Again Prime Prime Win   Round 2 OG Prime Dead Again Prime Win             Game 8 Semi Finals: Attacking: Defending: Result:   Round 1 OG Daddy's Darlings Explicit Explicit Win   Round 2 OG Explicit Daddy's Darlings Explicit Win             Game 9 Finals: Attacking: Defending: Result:   Round 1 OG Explicit Prime Explicit Win   Round 2 OG Prime Explicit Explicit Win   Round 3 OG Explicit Prime Explicit Win             The Asylum Gang Wars VII Champion: Explicit     The Asylum Gang Wars VII MVP: @TRYHARD     Created By: @Walt     Thanks @Zoex For The Stream/ VOD Link: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/385502958 Published by Google Sheets–Report Abuse–Updated automatically every 5 minutes https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQj_z_YiBKF_gjiJAz3uswoYA9p8V5lPlUMaf1MoV6W-EzNt5Jla2n_iXUeGoMb1p475KNwMu40_2Ku/pubhtml

clearing hardrive

My computer can't compute the map of Tanoa, please change all of your votes. Thank You.

i have a easy fix for all this bullshit, remove Xehons from apd... reinstate parole and ability to go to donor xD everyones happy 

Now that parole is disabled I don't have to worry about receiving a call from Xehons every time I log in with a bounty.

final daytage montage clearing hdd tage
Made this one ina week lmaoo enjoy 
 

When someone calls a qilin a Killin and 5 pieces prime in the same clip

idc parker used it cause he stole it off me

Effective Immediately
Spawning Vehicles at Civilian Garages
No officer shall leave their vehicle unattended at any vehicle spawn point with the intention of blocking a civilian from spawning their vehicle.
 
Therisa (Donor Town) Policy Change
We have removed fugitive pings as a form of probable cause to enter Therisa.
To gain probable cause to enter Therisa, you must gain one of the following forms of probable cause:
911 ping Warrant tracking APB tracking Parole violator Active pursuit Just a reminder that no officer should remain in the town for an extended period of time. Do what you need to do and get out of the town.
If there are any questions or concerns, feel free to contact a Captain.
 

not bw toasted btw

ok u sit in therisa giving parole u have no space to speak on anyones montage
 
Anyways nice tage coryb, im still better tho

Must be trying to dethrone Jamal with this montage.

+1 no more excuses for taking 20 minutes to gear

Hey.
Was wondering if it was possible to make it so you could have a infamy talent for saving loadouts etc. for rebels.
Something like this:
 
"Gear up (Clothing)" 2500 infamy
Save your clothing loadout. 
 
"No risk", 10000 infamy
Be able to use your debit card in the rebel shops.
 
"Gear up (Weapon + Clothing)" 25000 infamy
Have a preset loadout from rebel(Weapon, mags, first-aids, smokes and clothing). Be the quickest one in your gang to gear up!
 
@Gen. Henry Arnold @Jesse
 

could've been better, but oh well. enjoy