Sterling

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
ART OF WAR DLC:
Not to be used unless one of the following apply:
You are playing cop in an Undercover slot.
You have all cop roles.
MOBILE MOONSHINE LAB:
Possession of Illegal Liquor shall be issued for possession of moonshine mash/moonshine/white lightning.
Seeing a Mobile Moonshine Lab producing smoke gives probable cause.
 
If you have any questions or concerns please feel free to contact a Captain.
   - The Captains

Stratis never gets enough love, it's a very well made map.

Get stratis in there #FreeStratis 

whos jacob

In Game Name: Sterling
Hours on Arma (please provide screenshot): https://imgur.com/a/wxxSxlQ
Previous gangs: DS, AAF
Previous bans, be specific: 1x for Racism ("CHING CHONG, YOUR ECONOMIC SYSTEM IS WRONG -Mao Zedong, 1947"). All others were removed after an appeal was made
Why do you want to be on BLS?: Admiral Obvious said if I don't I'm gonna get the belt

In-Game Name: Sterling
Age: 19
Arma Hours: https://imgur.com/a/a4MpjGT
Banked Money- 75k rn, but I just bought a 3 crater in Coke Pro and an Arms Dealer 1 crater
Have you ever been Banned?- Once for racism. (What I said: "Mao Zedong, 1947: CHING CHONG YOUR ECONOMIC SYSTEM IS WRONG) - 1 day iirc
Current/Past Gangs: Dunder Pimpflin, United Nations
Do you have a Mic/Teamspeak?: Yes to both
What's your interest in joining Drunk Squad?: You guys seem super chill and pretty solid at the game, so I thought I'd swing by and see what was up. Currently looking for a gang because I don't wanna go making my own again.

1. Nah
2. Nope
3. No way
4. Sorry
5. Not now
6. Certainly not
7. By no means
8. I shall not
9. Not likely
10. No thanks!
11. I think not.
12. Unfortunately not
13. I’m slammed
14. Not possible
15. Not this time
16. Not for me, thanks
17. It’s not my thing
18. I think I’ll pass.
19. Not today, thanks
20. I wish I could but…
21. I’m taking sometime
22. Maybe another time
23. I’m not interested
24. If only I could!
25. If only it worked
26. I’ll need to bow out
27. I’m afraid I can’t
28. I have something else
29. I don’t think I want to
30. Thanks, but no thanks
31. Rats! Would’ve loved to
32. Not now, but another time
33. I’m honored, but I can’t
34. I wish I were able to
35. Damn! Not able to fit it in
36. I won’t be able to help
37. I’d love to – but can’t
38. I’d rather not, thanks
39. I wish I could make it work
40. I wish there were two of me
41. I find the idea undesirable
42. Apologies, but I can’t make it.
43. I’m not able to make that time
44. I’m booked into something else
45. Sadly I have something else
46. Sounds great, but I can’t commit.
47. No thank you, but it sounds lovely
48. We appreciate the offer, however…
49. Unfortunately, it’s not a good time
50. No thanks, I won’t be able to make it
51. Thanks for thinking of me but I can’t
52. No thanks, I have another commitment
53. I appreciate your time, but no thank you
54. I’m not really into it, but thanks for asking!
55. I’m not taking on anything else right now.

Hey all,

So currently the development team is looking for some additional help. We are in need of people for various specialized positions. To help streamline the process we've also created a new method for submitting applications for the positions listed below.
Positions Available:
Gfx Designer - 1 Position(s) available at this time Map Designer - 1 Position(s) available at this time Content Developer - 1 Position(s) available at this time Web Developer - 1 Position(s) available at this time Description of Positions
Gfx Designer: The role of the graphic designer is to support the other positions (web/content/map) by creating graphics not limited to but mainly textures/icons/images. These graphics could be displayed on the website, in-game on billboards, or used on new textures for vehicles. The content created is to be of quality and should show that thought and effort was put in to the work. Map Designer: The role of the map designer is to support the on-going in-game development of the content developers and creating new map areas or modifying requested portions of the map from either the developers or from upper server management. You could be creating totally new areas on the map for a new server event, new runs, or new objectives. You could also just be making slight adjustments to object orientations and helping perfect object placement on the map and such. Content Developer: Developers are going to be primarily working on new in-game content, bug fixes, exploit resolutions, etc. This role is relatively self explanatory I feel... Web Developer: The role of the web developer will be to create or modify existing web applications and features. This could include modification of forum configurations, content, and flow. This will also involve the creating, updating, and maintaining of various systems such as admin control panels for in-game content management systems. Position Requirements:
ALL POSITIONS: Must be at least 18 years old at time of applying. Must have work examples or proof of knowledge for the position you are applying for. Must have the ability to required software/programs to do the role. Must not be completely brain-dead and have the ability to comprehend given tasks and ask semi-intelligent questions if help is required with your task. If I can find the answer on Google in 5 seconds... it's a stupid question Ability to use TeamSpeak as primary method of communication and Discord as a secondary. Ability to tolerate my mood swings and not take the mean things I say occasionally to heart. Ability to self improve based off of criticism.  
Gfx Designer: Access to Photoshop or another content creation tool. Working knowledge of TexView 2 (to convert images to .paa for A3). Map Designer: Knowledge of how to use the Arma 3 Map Editor. Content Developer: Adequate knowledge of SQF. Knowledge of version control systems such as git. Can at least make it by in the Arma 3 Editor. Thick skin. Web Developer: Working knowledge of any of the following PHP/HTML/CSS Knowledge of version control systems such as git. Knowledge of common web related exploits and vulnerabilites such as XSS, CSRF, etc. How to Apply:
Go here: http://www.gaming-asylum.com/forums/index.php?/support/ Select Dev/Design Application from the department dropdown Fill out the fields In the large text field at the bottom please include some information about yourself, any supporting work, and anything you feel we should know about you or your skills that could help us. Submit the form once completed to the best of your ability. Drink a warm cup of milk or something... Watch your support request for followup questions or decision on your application.  
I am looking to fill these positions as soon as possible. More positions are likely to open in the future, however to minimize impact on the team and to keep things rolling smooth, we're slowly going to recruit help. Feel free to apply even if the role has been filled, as we will maintain your application and potentially go back to it if we're looking to fill more spots in the future. Please take time in filling out your application and be selective on your work examples.
Any questions regarding any of the above content can be directed to me via forum messenger.
Thanks,
Jesse

@YuSheng @Scott @Jbdragon @Blake. @ATLAS12 @Sonnyidkur@

Dunder Pimpflin, now with Amazon Prime!
It's not Delivery, it's Dunder Pimpflin!
Do you have a need for something? Running low on guns, ammo, meth supplies, or even reinforcements?
Dunder Pimpflin has you covered! We now deliver to active engagement sights!
Here's how it works, in what we have dubbed "The Process":
The Process
You find a Deliverer online (any member of the gang), and send them a text message of what you need. The Deliverer will text you a price! Once the cost of the materials has been paid, they will text you the location to pickup your items! This can take up to ten minutes due to the gathering of said items, if for some reason our warehouses don't have your item in stock.note: Dunder Pimpflin Deliverers will be recording, meaning that if you fail to pickup your items within ten minutes, it is on you. The Deliverer will be standing guard, however, to ensure nobody steals your package. If you are requesting reinforcements, you will be asked to add a location for said reinforcements. Once the location is settled, it is up to the Deliverer's discretion to accept or not. Should they, it will only be a flat fee of $200,000! We will arrive with the full arsenal of democracy Dunder Pimpflin, and assist in the fight to the best of our ability!  
Have any questions? Feel free to ask us in game, or to leave a message here!
 
 
 

Dunder Pimpflin, now with Amazon Prime!
It's not Delivery, it's Dunder Pimpflin!
Do you have a need for something? Running low on guns, ammo, meth supplies, or even reinforcements?
Dunder Pimpflin has you covered! We now deliver to active engagement sights!
Here's how it works, in what we have dubbed "The Process":
The Process
You find a Deliverer online (any member of the gang), and send them a text message of what you need. The Deliverer will text you a price! Once the cost of the materials has been paid, they will text you the location to pickup your items! This can take up to ten minutes due to the gathering of said items, if for some reason our warehouses don't have your item in stock.note: Dunder Pimpflin Deliverers will be recording, meaning that if you fail to pickup your items within ten minutes, it is on you. The Deliverer will be standing guard, however, to ensure nobody steals your package. If you are requesting reinforcements, you will be asked to add a location for said reinforcements. Once the location is settled, it is up to the Deliverer's discretion to accept or not. Should they, it will only be a flat fee of $200,000! We will arrive with the full arsenal of democracy Dunder Pimpflin, and assist in the fight to the best of our ability!  
Have any questions? Feel free to ask us in game, or to leave a message here!
 
 
 

Correct.

Dunder Pimpflin, now with Amazon Prime!
It's not Delivery, it's Dunder Pimpflin!
Do you have a need for something? Running low on guns, ammo, meth supplies, or even reinforcements?
Dunder Pimpflin has you covered! We now deliver to active engagement sights!
Here's how it works, in what we have dubbed "The Process":
The Process
You find a Deliverer online (any member of the gang), and send them a text message of what you need. The Deliverer will text you a price! Once the cost of the materials has been paid, they will text you the location to pickup your items! This can take up to ten minutes due to the gathering of said items, if for some reason our warehouses don't have your item in stock.note: Dunder Pimpflin Deliverers will be recording, meaning that if you fail to pickup your items within ten minutes, it is on you. The Deliverer will be standing guard, however, to ensure nobody steals your package. If you are requesting reinforcements, you will be asked to add a location for said reinforcements. Once the location is settled, it is up to the Deliverer's discretion to accept or not. Should they, it will only be a flat fee of $200,000! We will arrive with the full arsenal of democracy Dunder Pimpflin, and assist in the fight to the best of our ability!  
Have any questions? Feel free to ask us in game, or to leave a message here!
 
 
 

I need you to run a script on the server for me real quick, are you able to do so? 
Oh wait, nvm. My bad

Fedora law
Everyone seen not wearing one gets a bullet

Fucking clutch @Jayshawn
 
 

Last time you and Chow were seen on the same thread you both got banned for doxing

lol 
Tried talking to a cadet once
its pointless to RP for most cops
Explain to me how 1 cadet represents MOST of the police force?