Zoex

You're still surprised by male gamers nerd raging and shit talking over the internet? Where have you been? People would shit talk on the versus mode of Tetris if there was a chat box.

Found an old video of some APD rappin
 
 

Guess I gotta make a new one...
 
Corp SenPie, don't think he plays much anymore, or I'm just playing on the wrong precinct but he's hilarious, and Zeona Jol as of recently, that guy will listen to your whole story and add so much shit it actually makes whatever bland story you made up into a really good one. He deserves a promotion imo, as I was really salty and he actually encouraged me to explain my charges.

He is talking about the fact it takes really long time until you are able to disable/enable them, there is a huge delay.
From the other hand, you can instantly turn sirens on and off as an officer, which is able to make you do some really cool stuff.

More simple way to put it out there: Cop siren system is coded by Chronic, while the medic one is still the default Altis life one.


+1 on adding it for medics too, they deserve some love!

Mate, can we get a custom action or something for contrast? I liked it, but a lot of people took performance hits so I understand. 

 
 

This update is quite small in many ways as this weeks focus was spent on improving server performance.
6.6.2
A bunch of server-side performance adjustments. This was the week's primary focus. Removed the contrast PPE changes. AI removed from hunting animals. They will no longer roam around but will stand in place. Fixed a bug in hunting which may have caused some of your spawned animals to be located outside of the hunting grounds and untrackable. This means you'll now find a higher density of hunting animals. Fixed bug where your stamina would not be drained when dehydrated or starving.  Hunger and thirst now cannot drop below -100. Fixed bugs with vehicles spawning from garages, including offroads having lightbars, etc. Added a new Hawaiian shirt for donor level 2.

Hey Guys, I have noticed Anders's old Key binding guide is gone, might as well re-post it.

The following is a list of the existing Use Action Keys that could make playing the game much easier for you.
Use Action 1 - Open Player Menu. Use Action 2 - Pickup Nearby items. Use Action 3 - Open Virtual Inventory. Use Action 5 - Lieutenants Secret feature(Extra car lights) Use Action 6 - Siren Type(Officers) Use Action 7 - Siren Mode(Officers)  Use Action 8 - Speed Radar(Officers) Use Action 9 - Use spike strips. Use Action 10 - Earbuds(Volume change between 20% - 100%, does not effect Voices that much). Use Action 11 - Consume Red Gulls.  
 
How to reach the Use Action key bindings menu:
Configure > Controls > SHOW: Custom Controls(Scroll down).

I remember one time Mohammad Abdullah stole a Brotherhood helicopter during a fed, texted the cops "Today's fireworks are sponsored by the Brotherhood." and rammed it into the ground. 
I laughed so hard that I nearly pissed.

How about this!?
How about we remove lethals to improve RP!? Not much RP going on if I'm dead.
How about we tax you 25% of our bounty for lethaling us in an attempt to promote more RP from cops!?

This is what I did, and still do. When Sgt's and Lt's got in their massive channels, I would just get cadets and help them out. Constables today still thank me for helping them out during their cadet week. Also, I learned most of my combat sense from fighting big gangs and playing with them on cop.

fucking jerk!

This thread is mainly about brainstorming RP ideas that can be fun for both veteran players and new players to the server.  Please feel free to share any RP ideas that you have that others may find fun or interesting.
To the Vets and experienced players on Asylum:  
At one time we were all the new guy trying to figure out what to do on Asylum.  This time can be both frustrating (how do I unlock my quad?) and a lot of fun.  For me I logged in for the first time in early 2014 as EMT in Kavala.  My first experience when walking into Kavala square was seeing a cluster of quadbikes in the corner and a guy on a quad driving back and forth ramming the pile of quads.  Needless to say (as quads use to explode with the force of a thousand suns back then) it was a learning experience.
More recently I have grown a bit bored of the typical rebel activities and have been doing something a little different and surprisingly enjoyable.  I'll list a few of these ideas below but most of them consist of actively engaging with new players.  It's easier for me as I can see exactly who is new, but it's not hard to do it for anyone else as all you need to do is ask in side chat who is new or just look around in Kavala for a minute or two.
Idea #1:  Indentured Servants.  Find a new player in Kavala and bargain with him to teach him how to make money, RP, etc. by having him RP sign a contract that he will work for you for the next hour.  Learning your skills, how run drugs, rob gas stations, or other aspects of the game.  Give him a backpack and tell him you'll teach him to run coke.  If he does a good job give him a cut or whatever you desire.  I've filled up a flatbed with 5-6 new players with this type of system and it's a lot of fun.  Tell them that if they try and run or steal the contract is broken and they will be shot.  Give him a gun and tell him to rob a gas station while you provide cover.  Sometimes the new player will play along and it can be a lot of fun.  If they don't just move on to the next person.
Idea #2:  Weapons Safety Training.  I've done this a number of times with new players.  Showing them how to properly and improperly handle firearms and grenades.  Get two civs, tell them they need to sign a waiver that you're not responsible if they die during the training exercise.  Have them 1v1 each other, kneecapping, downing vs. lethal, or how to properly CQC.  There are many options here.
Idea #3: Rebel Cadet.  There's nothing more interesting than putting a new player into your group for a bank heist or robbery.  Give him a rook or any weapon.  Find a target to rob and show him how it's done.  Then make him do it.  Basically treat him like a cadet but for rebels.  This will help him understand rules of engagement/RP and most of the time some funny shit will take place especially when the cops get involved.  If you have money coming out your ears turn him into a suicide bomber or speed bomber.  The possibilities are many and the results can be side splitting laughter.  
Idea #4: Grand Theft Auto.  Similar to #2 or #3 but your training him to be a professional auto thief.  If they don't have the experience for the talents you may need to improvise. 
 
Feel free to share your ideas below.  I have a lot of fun with it and you and your gang/group can too!
 

someone got their admin app denial letter i take it.

They despawned when a cop was using one for cover.  I've never seen a cop jump into the ocean so fast.

Boris for Sgt.

That'sgood to knoW

Precinct 4, 3 week cadet here, haven't ran into a bad higher up honestly, most of them rp if the civillians are willing to
 

I drive all the way from Gravia in a hatchback Sport, there is whole lot of Barley over there so I rather do that.
I also stop at Athira to buy the water and Yeast, so its a great deal. Gravia is pretty much the best place for alcohol(at least for me)

Maybe slightly less expensive for the orcas.  The armored vehicles are fine.  Cop makes a lot of money

That was delicious. Who's beautiful voice was that in the beginning?

Well, there might be like 10 IAD reports against me and chau coming then

Zoex tends to moonwalk his orca and then drops us from to high and breaks our legs

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