Bread

There goes living memory lane

Simple choice here..

The police skin looks like garbage.
Police + Camo = No

I'm not smart

I miss the days on Startis.

https://gyazo.com/a6cbb308a627545ade0080b26b1eca9b
WE ALL WANT STRATIS LIFE

Diary of Bread in quarantine.
Day 1: I was happy to get to stay home instead of work and play on my computer all day, like the good ol days.
But then I went to make food to eat and realized something...
I should have gone grocery shopping...

Im working mandatory over time, most of my days off are canceled.  My best friend had his other job closed down and got put on the ambulance with me.  We have tight quarantine protocols in place.  Anyone who even has a fever and a cough we place masks over their face and we wear SCBAs on medical calls now for those calls.  The public wants to keep entering our station with questions for us and we have to tell them to step back away from the front door.  We wont speak to them inside.  Been trying to get cleaning supplies so our trucks can keep rolling as call volume has increased a lot.  A few stores in town when they get supplies in from their trucks hide some of the things in back so we can stay stocked with things like toilet paper and hand soap.  A neighboring fire department lost a member to cancer recently and as we were putting on our dress blues to go to the funeral the Governor made an announcement live for no gatherings more than 10 so noone really attended the funeral.  I walk into people's houses and they look at me with angry looks when I ask them new protocol questions about Covid-19.  But it is funny usually we stage and wait for pd to secure the scene.   Now it's they stage and wait for us. 
 
I guess TL;DR. Im tired of this shit already.   My application to another fire department got put on hold
 
Edit in: my buddy and I been playing the fuck out of the division games cause we think its ironic

I am handcuffed to a pipe in Mitch’s basement writing out the next patch. Occasionally get to eat what the dog doesn’t finish in their bowl, haven’t been able to go outside in a few weeks so I think I’m safe from the virus. Been using Mitch’s face towl as TP but I don’t think he has noticed yet. Waiting for the national guard to find me, SOS, till next time the Hughes Net satellite comes around to give WiFi where ever the fuck this basement is.

Hey, back to work or so help me I’ll come down there with the hose again. 

I seem to be one of the few my age still working. It seems like the Oil & Gas industry has no plans to slow down or stop - exploratory oil development was shut down but that was due to the price of oil falling. Doesn’t really affect us that work in/support plant operations.
 
Im fairly essential so I’ll be second to last to shutdown. The final being actual on the ground plant operators. And at that point It means supply chains are broken and on a global level that’s worse than the disease itself. So TLDR the world could fall apart and I’d have the military at my door making us go to work to ensure the flow of oil continues.
But at least I have job security in these times.
 
 

Covid-19 made me more gay

I don’t have toilet paper

I can't violate peoples rights as much anymore :"(.  We can't take people to jail unless absolutely necessary and it makes me sad.

My leg doesn't bend enough for me to do shit anyways, so I'm still at home losing my mind either way.

Im working mandatory over time, most of my days off are canceled.  My best friend had his other job closed down and got put on the ambulance with me.  We have tight quarantine protocols in place.  Anyone who even has a fever and a cough we place masks over their face and we wear SCBAs on medical calls now for those calls.  The public wants to keep entering our station with questions for us and we have to tell them to step back away from the front door.  We wont speak to them inside.  Been trying to get cleaning supplies so our trucks can keep rolling as call volume has increased a lot.  A few stores in town when they get supplies in from their trucks hide some of the things in back so we can stay stocked with things like toilet paper and hand soap.  A neighboring fire department lost a member to cancer recently and as we were putting on our dress blues to go to the funeral the Governor made an announcement live for no gatherings more than 10 so noone really attended the funeral.  I walk into people's houses and they look at me with angry looks when I ask them new protocol questions about Covid-19.  But it is funny usually we stage and wait for pd to secure the scene.   Now it's they stage and wait for us. 
 
I guess TL;DR. Im tired of this shit already.   My application to another fire department got put on hold
 
Edit in: my buddy and I been playing the fuck out of the division games cause we think its ironic

you had the perfect opportunity to use COVID19... and you didn't

+1  Hate only getting like a few bucks for seizing it off the ground/ ending the fight early

Sitting here trying to decide whether or not that's considered VDM

+1  Hate only getting like a few bucks for seizing it off the ground/ ending the fight early

https://gyazo.com/38971d64ba8222a139e67624e3d84ed6

*hmm*

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