Ronald Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 Life has been pretty tough the past few months, lost all motivation in work and pretty much every other aspect in my life. Every day even the simplest tasks are getting harder and harder and becoming a chore. I could feel the depression creep in as I started to doubt myself and my ability function as a regular human, strength fading more and more every day. Yesterday I had enough and said to myself "No Ronald, today's your day" so I got in the car and headed to my local Subway for a quick bite, as I stood in the line I looked the professional sandwich maker in the eyes and said "It will be 3 footlongs". The lady behind me gasped as somehow she knew they were all for me as I was about to turn down the double cheese option this brave woman puts her hand on my shoulder and says "Yes, he will have the double cheese.", as I walked out the store head held high the whole store erupted in an applause, yes this was my time, I was like a movie star all my depression faded all the darkness I had endured was so I could appreciate this bright light that shone upon me so much more this was what I needed so I head home and consume my height in sandwiches and spend the next 8 hours running to the toilet. https://i.imgur.com/cbC4hvP.jpg BaDaBiNg_10-8, Big Fred, cHIP oTLE and 21 others like this Link to comment
Bully Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 Fat cunt Scott, Ronald, Samuel and 1 other like this Link to comment
Rosie Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 (edited) welp Edited February 27, 2019 by Rosie Link to comment
JIMBO Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 so proud of you and the progress you've made Scott and Ronald like this Link to comment
justi Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 Not sure if this entire things a joke, but something that always cheers me up is going out on a quiet lake and fishing with a couple of friends.. give it a try. Link to comment
cHIP oTLE Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 At the beginning I was thinking to myself, oh god, not a sentimental post in the midst of the toxicity of the Asylum community... you had me at “consume my height in sandwiches” hahahahahaha no, but seriously, did you eat 3 fucking subs??? Ronald, Huan Lee and Scott like this Link to comment
Ronald Posted February 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, •ÐŠ• cHIP oTLE said: At the beginning I was thinking to myself, oh god, not a sentimental post in the midst of the toxicity of the Asylum community... you had me at “consume my height in sandwiches” hahahahahaha no, but seriously, did you eat 3 fucking subs??? Link to comment
Big Fred Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 25 minutes ago, •ÐŠ• cHIP oTLE said: no, but seriously, did you eat 3 fucking subs??? It's not that hard if you set your mind on it. Link to comment
Samuel Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 (edited) BFR, the only man to get taller when he is on his sidehttps://gyazo.com/abc95036159d9ad5066f42292c6e2085 Edited February 27, 2019 by Samuel Romulus, MoralityVII, Huan Lee and 2 others like this Link to comment
kryptonthegamer Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 On 2/26/2019 at 11:07 PM, Samuel said: BFR, the only man to get taller when he is on his sidehttps://gyazo.com/abc95036159d9ad5066f42292c6e2085 Is that gnashes Link to comment
Boris Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 Absolutely nothing but respect for you if you managed to get those 3 subs down you. Link to comment
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